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25 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

“Religion will be gone”

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10 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm going to create another thread just for the Wallace interview around noon. It's going to be a big enough discussion to warrant not getting buried in this thread. 

I hope so but we'll probably forget it by Tuesday.

4 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I hope so but we'll probably forget it by Tuesday.

Well by Tuesday we may have a new healthcare and immigration system per Trump in this interview.  I just watched it.  There is no way a normal person can watch that full interview and not say to yourself, “gee, that guy is insane”.  I love at the beginning when discussing the Corona virus and Trump said Fauci made lots of mistakes and Wallace mentioned that Trump himself made mistakes also like saying the virus would go away.  Instead of Trump admitting he was wrong about that he doubles down and said it will go away, someday, I wasn’t wrong.  That’s leadership right there.

6 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Well by Tuesday we may have a new healthcare and immigration system per Trump in this interview.  I just watched it.  There is no way a normal person can watch that full interview and not say to yourself, “gee, that guy is insane”.  I love at the beginning when discussing the Corona virus and Trump said Fauci made lots of mistakes and Wallace mentioned that Trump himself made mistakes also like saying the virus would go away.  Instead of Trump admitting he was wrong about that he doubles down and said it will go away, someday, I wasn’t wrong.  That’s leadership right there.

I thought that was the scariest part. I'm glad he's a liar because it seems like he's saying that the SCOTUS DACA ruling gives him the authority to make laws, which of course it doesn't. 

The guy who said "it's one guy from China" and "the cases will soon be zero" and suggested injecting bleach into patients also said that he's been right about covid more than anyone.

39 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Well by Tuesday we may have a new healthcare and immigration system per Trump in this interview.  I just watched it.  There is no way a normal person can watch that full interview and not say to yourself, “gee, that guy is insane”.  I love at the beginning when discussing the Corona virus and Trump said Fauci made lots of mistakes and Wallace mentioned that Trump himself made mistakes also like saying the virus would go away.  Instead of Trump admitting he was wrong about that he doubles down and said it will go away, someday, I wasn’t wrong.  That’s leadership right there.

 

Well, Trump was right. Someday the earth will go dark and be pummeled into oblivion by meteors.  At that point, no more virus.

COVID-19 deaths are just a mild human-market correction that will eventually stabilize without government interference or regulation if we are smart enough to let it be.  But no, all you fucking communist morons want us to divert money from THE WALL that’s protecting US ALL and redirect it to a socialist public health pandemic response.  And WHY?!?!  So we can be like SOUTH KOREA.

SOUTH.  FUCKING.  KOREA.

This country is so fucked.

 

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

The last few posts are jokes, right?

Donald Trump is a joke. 

Donald Trump is a joke. 

The questions answers about the cognitive test are so fucking embarrassing.
“It’s an elephant”
1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

I hope so but we'll probably forget it by Tuesday.

That's when we'll be talking about his big announcement. 

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Donald Trump is a joke. 

Your mom is a joke.  

7 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Your mom is a joke.  

She voted for Trump so you'll get no argument from me. (Actually, she said she voted for Mike Pence. That was her excuse for voting for Trump.)

7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

She voted for Trump so you'll get no argument from me. (Actually, she said she voted for Mike Pence. That was her excuse for voting for Trump.)

It wasn't remotely a defense of Trump or anything, just felt right in the moment.  

Checked in with one of my best friends last night, a Hispanic guy who grew up on the border before moving to Austin in middle school and yep, he’s still supporting Trump. I told him I loved him but that he’s also a stupid dumbass. He didn’t really disagree. FML. 

12 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I showed up to a class in college and had to give a presentation and had done absolutely nothing to prepare for it so this hits close to home.

I have a dream like this every once in a while.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

To be fair, Trump has shown severely limited imagination for naming things.  I mean, we can't have planes flying from Trump AFB to Trump AFB.

2 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

 

Last one isn’t real, is it?  That I can’t tell for sure is depressing. 

27 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Last one isn’t real, is it?  That I can’t tell for sure is depressing. 

Word for word.

47 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

. I told him I loved him but that he’s also a stupid dumbass. He didn’t really disagree. FML. 

This cracked me up for some reason.

50 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Checked in with one of my best friends last night, a Hispanic guy who grew up on the border before moving to Austin in middle school and yep, he’s still supporting Trump. I told him I loved him but that he’s also a stupid dumbass. He didn’t really disagree. FML. 

FIL said yesterday he doesn't care anymore if dotard wins.  He's throwing his hands up and saying he doesn't know what to believe.  He's a fucking doctor.  I don't know wtf is going on.

32 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Last one isn’t real, is it?  That I can’t tell for sure is depressing. 

Kind of interesting/telling that when Trump is asked about something involving today's racial politics, he invokes someone last really relevant about 20-30 years ago.

See all this terrible shit happening while I’m president??? If you elect Biden it will still be happening! NO!

 

If this ain't the mess Donald, it'll do 'til the mess gets here.  

34 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

FIL said yesterday he doesn't care anymore if dotard wins.  He's throwing his hands up and saying he doesn't know what to believe.  He's a fucking doctor.  I don't know wtf is going on.

Anybody who doesn’t know what to believe is obviously watching Fox.  Turn that shit off.....forever.

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

“Religion will be gone”

Well what the fuck is Biden going to attack?  Obama already took all the guns.  Come on, man.

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Why not done? Who's the president??? Do something!!! 

Dude, we're all here.  We're all listening.  If you have a modicum of evidence, we are totally willing to read it without political bias.  If Obama and Biden were illegally monitoring your campaign, that's a massive abuse of their power, and I'd gladly withdraw my support of Biden.  Everybody has been waiting with baited breath for months for you to release any evidence. 

If only you had like, oh I dunno...like an investigative group under your control as President.  And these guys like go around and investigate serious crimes with federal implications.  Like, we would call 'em like, oh...and I'm just spitballing here.  Federal Bureau of Investigation.  And they could go and look into this "Obama, Biden, and the rest of their crew" and then show it to you so you could shot it to America...about they spied on your campaign.  I think we'd all be really interested in something like that.  So you go and form this "F.B.I." type of entity, or call them something else like CIA, NSA, ODNI, Justice Dept., FEC, et. al.  If only you had assets like this with which to investigate the Obama-Biden administration for these heinous crimes against Democracy.  

If you follow your rules of dotardese, the thing to take away from that is that the Trump campaign clearly spied on the Clinton campaign. 

2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Well, Trump was right. Someday the earth will go dark and be pummeled into oblivion by meteors.  At that point, no more virus.

or Christianity.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

See all this terrible shit happening while I’m president??? If you elect Biden it will still be happening! NO!

 

"We sent in help."

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51 minutes ago, RPM said:

"We sent in help."

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I used to like reagan. But now I hate him. Because trump is the inevitable end result of that dumb actors stupid vision and philosophy. 
 

He did give a good speech though. Well trained actor turned politician. 

 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

if only he had an ag that was cooperative.

I always thought it was unfair that everybody in that video got sick outfits in the best late 80's color palates of the day down to the shoes and hair and jewelry and the instruments themselves.  But the drummer just got a shitty red tank-top.  That song holds up pretty well (musically speaking) after 32 years.  

4 hours ago, Goredho said:

COVID-19 deaths are just a mild human-market correction

covid was invented by hallmark to sell greeting cards.

The reason you haven't gotten it yet is because it doesn't exist.  What you call Covid was invented by guys like to me to sell masks.  You're born alone and you die alone, and these governors just drop a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forgot those facts.  But I never forget.  I'm mass gathering like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one.  

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8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I always thought it was unfair that everybody in that video got sick outfits in the best late 80's color palates of the day down to the shoes and hair and jewelry and the instruments themselves.  But the drummer just got a shitty red tank-top.  That song holds up pretty well (musically speaking) after 32 years.  

It is kind of amazing how relevant late 80s 1988-89 music is to today.

Fuck the police - NWA

Fight the power - Public Enemy

Sowing in the seeds of love - Tears for fears

Cult of personality - Living Color

It’s like everyone in super bright almost neon clothes foretold of the non bright darkness soon to come. 

18 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

It is kind of amazing how relevant late 80s 1988-89 music is to today.

Fuck the police - NWA

Fight the power - Public Enemy

Sowing in the seeds of love - Tears for fears

Cult of personality - Living Color

It’s like everyone in super bright almost neon clothes foretold of the non bright darkness soon to come. 

You're telling ME.....

 

26 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

covid was invented by hallmark to sell greeting cards.

Wrong. Covid is a Democratic hoax designed to prevent Donald J Trumps re-election prospects. Duh. 
 

Don’t ever forget that. And if someone tries to claim to you that Trump said coronavirus was a hoax, simply remind them that what he actually said was it was a DEMOCRATIC hoax.  Big difference. 
 

Just God Damn complete fucking morons. 

The death rate PER CAPITA in Belgium is twice that of the United States, and the highest in the world (nearly 860 deaths/million people).  

Would one of you the Trumper/Coronavirusisahoax people like to tell me what in the fuck is the reason so many Flemish and Walloon people had to die?   5000+ miles from Texas to Antwerp.  The nation with the absolutely most devastating death toll per capita, Belgium.  What was their role in all this?  Does it fit your narrative?  

15 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Don’t ever forget that. And if someone tries to claim to you that Trump said coronavirus was a hoax, simply remind them that what he actually said was it was a DEMOCRATIC hoax.  Big difference. 

fixed.

24 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The death rate PER CAPITA in Belgium is twice that of the United States, and the highest in the world (nearly 860 deaths/million people).  

Would one of you the Trumper/Coronavirusisahoax people like to tell me what in the fuck is the reason so many Flemish and Walloon people had to die?   5000+ miles from Texas to Antwerp.  The nation with the absolutely most devastating death toll per capita, Belgium.  What was their role in all this?  Does it fit your narrative?  

Well, see, here's the thing.... I refuse to ever acknowledge or believe that Belgium is a real country.  It's not.  It's just the plate of leftovers that Europe scraped together from the back of the fridge at 3:00 a.m., shithammered on warm beer and aquavit, microwaved for 30 seconds, and declared delicious as they wolfed it down watching another showing of Roadhouse on CMT.  It's a lot of things, but that ain't dinner, and Belgium ain't a country.

 

EDIT: please note that this post is a slam on Belgium, NOT on Roadhouse, which is a classic piece of American art.  And pain don't hurt.

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