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25 minutes ago, Lobo said:

^

Bingo.  Chief of Staff offers not just Athletic Dept. comp. paid for by sponsors and LHF, but now she'll get additional protection from the Tower.  Just a question now how del Conte can placate her, keep her outta the way.

Women. smh

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14 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Hmm. CDC in black and white checks and Herman in gray on picture day. This is eerily reminiscent of the school picture day episode of Leave it to Beaver

I also see 3 red or pink (faded red?) shirts. You’d think we could pay our coaches enough for them to buy proper fan gear. 

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On 7/2/2018 at 9:28 AM, CooterBrown said:

That's a lot of words so you can overpay someone who is effectively the Office Manager.  

"Hey Chris, can you order some more burnt orange pens? When you're done, go pick up some tacos."

Damn, that's both funny and (if I ever work in some capacity where I get a long ass job title, I will mentally reflect on this post), so it's sad too...

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12 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

How long until peanut eaters are treated like smokers?

Well, some of the airlines recently banned peanuts from the flights... 

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1 hour ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Good thing that I'm not the AD.  My tweeted response would have been:  AYFKM?

You’re nicer than I am. I would have said “Fuck off, douchebag. 100,000 people aren’t going to give in for one. Watch our games from your bubble.”

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28 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Gonna go buy some peanut M&M's, while I still can.

Also, how big is the nut allergy outdoor minimum exclusion radius?  The whole stadium?  Seems like their sensors have a longer range than even gheydar.

Couldn't these folks just wear a surgical Horns orange mask?

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