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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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33 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Well that settles it. 

 

 

Denial that the gravy train has derailed.  Tastes gooooooood!

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ah yes here comes the violence and shit i think we have all been expecting. goddamn alex jones you deluded fatass

3 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

This is exhausting.  Bud Light time.

I just don't know how most of you can keep the bourbon going like you do with all of this going on.  Good on you.

I don't know how you can't. 

This has probably been posted here already, but if Biden wins he'd be the first president-elect to lose Ohio since JFK in 1960. It only happened one time before that, in 1944. Pretty crazy. 

Just now, Hookah Horns said:

This has probably been posted here already, but if Biden wins he'd be the first president-elect to lose Ohio since JFK in 1960. It only happened one time before that, in 1944. Pretty crazy. 

checks calendar: yup, still 2020

1 minute ago, staboner said:

ah yes here comes the violence and shit i think we have all been expecting. goddamn alex jones you deluded fatass

LOL, those fucksticks won't even fight diabetes.  The BS talk about them coming out in any meaningful numbers to defend their orange god is laughable.  

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

LOL, those fucksticks won't even fight diabetes.  The BS talk about them coming out in any meaningful numbers to defend their orange god is laughable.  

Patiently awaits a brisket reply to this

Not exactly the equivalent of the Palm Beach Brooks Brothers bros from 2000.

 

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I don't know how you can't. 

Bourbon makes me depressed.  At least when I drink Bud Light I can imagine myself cruising the flats of Laguna Madre throwing a top water and sipping some suds...ahhhhhh.

2 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

This has probably been posted here already, but if Biden wins he'd be the first president-elect to lose Ohio since JFK in 1960. It only happened one time before that, in 1944. Pretty crazy. 

That is actually the only thing that hasn't been posted here.  Well done, sir. 

Well, PA creeping up to -200 from -130.  Maybe that's helpful.  Woah wait now -245 just within this post, lol.

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

10 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Joker> Here. we. go.>Joker

 

5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Somebody is gonna get killed. Jones should be held criminally responsible  

 

 

3 minutes ago, staboner said:

ah yes here comes the violence and shit i think we have all been expecting. goddamn alex jones you deluded fatass

Just remember, if you said this was a toss-up election, you were a "kook" and "loony."  

And also remember, if you anticipated potentially violent shenanigans like those quoted above, you were a "kook" and "loony."  

We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Patiently awaits a brisket reply to this

Fuck, I totally forget about brother brisket.  Has anyone helped him off the ledge?

18 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Have you seen the Florida recount documentary. The protest that stopped the count was all operatives that were being paid. It was new then now it is a known tactic.

I've literally spent the last 15 minutes off and on trying to think of an insulting play on "Brooks Brothers Riot" that mocks the diabetes and mental infirmity involved.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Michigan ain't gonna be done today:

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Antrim County.  Just checked google maps.

It's safe to say that Biden wasn't getting much support from there to begin with, and an official tally probably isn't going to change things much.

 

 

28 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah, his dad is an asshole of epic proportions and looks for any reason to verbally and physically assault his children.  He assaults Ivanka in a different way.  But I digress, there's multiple stories about Donald slapping his sons when they were in college...in front of their friends.  Also if you're wondering who the least favorite kid is, you should know, as all of us do...that's Tiffany - the fact a daughter of his can't get his dick hard is the ultimate sin.  

Hot damn! 

NPR is showing Michigan with 99% in and Biden with a 38K vote lead. Can it be called within a few hours?

Since this post it’s gone to 61k with Detroit and other democratic areas with votes still to report. A call was already warranted but should be imminent. Trump has no path. Worth noting that the polls won’t miss to bad on Biden when it comes to WI and MI. He was polling at 50 percent, give or take, and that’s where basically where he’ll finish. Clearly the polls just underestimated Trump support, be it because the shy trumpkin thing has merit or not catching them in LV screens.

Maricopa = heavy Biden vote (PHX). 

These ballots are projected to be relatively Trump friendly. Nate Cohn indicated if they’re not super pro trump, that’d put AZ to bed for the outlets that haven’t called it yet. If they do deliver for Trump it could still be in play, though Biden is an overwhelming favorite at this point.

Good chunk of the remaining Wayne Co. vote dropped and looks to have put Biden up 61K and Peters up 10K. Only remaining drama in MI is getting an official call. 

Trump lead down to 343K in PA.

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Antrim County.  Just checked google maps.

It's safe to say that Biden wasn't getting much support from there to begin with, and an official tally probably isn't going to change things much.

 

 

Population is 23,000. Even if trump has a wide margin there it won't do much to cut into Biden's lead.

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Biden making a statement that he thinks he will win PA, Michigan etc

lol 2020 baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

 

 

Just remember, if you said this was a toss-up election, you were a "kook" and "loony."  

And also remember, if you anticipated potentially violent shenanigans like those quoted above, you were a "kook" and "loony."  

We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming.

You're still an unhinged lunatic. That hasn't changed. 

13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Being 2020, I'm expecting some poll watcher to attempt to burn some ballots when given an opportunity in some List-eater manner.

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2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Antrim County.  Just checked google maps.

It's safe to say that Biden wasn't getting much support from there to begin with, and an official tally probably isn't going to change things much.

 

 

Only about 13k votes in 2016 it seems.

31 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Not that the odds really mean anything but Biden is back up to -450 on Bovada.

My actual sportsbook has taken down any political odds, but a sports book I have access to through an online pokerroom is showing the following

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this is the site that I grabbed Biden +209  last night when the Trump momentum was building. Ha Fuck Trump.

10 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

This is exhausting.  Bud Light time.

I just don't know how most of you can keep the bourbon going like you do with all of this going on.  Good on you.

i had 11 bourbons last night including the one i saw on my night stand this morning.

it's 1:15pm and i'm thinking about it.

Lot of action clearly coming for Biden on PA, hope they know the math well or something...

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Antrim County.  Just checked google maps.

It's safe to say that Biden wasn't getting much support from there to begin with, and an official tally probably isn't going to change things much.

 

 

6K votes, but they were recorded mostly blue in a very red county.  Will have more impact on the much closer Senate race.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

i had 11 bourbons last night including the one i saw on my night stand this morning.

it's 1:15pm and i'm thinking about it.

Think harder.

was nice hearing biden speak. sounded like a normal human

CNN calling Michigan for Biden now

Just now, Blotto said:

My actual sportsbook has taken down any political odds, but a sports book I have access to through an online pokerroom is showing the following

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this is the site that I grabbed Biden +209  last night when the Trump momentum was building. Ha Fuck Trump.

I got +350, and praying it pays off (and of course umm it's good for the country).

17 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

A lot of these NBC field reporters would get it. bigly. 

Cal Perry likes this. 

3 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

You're still an unhinged lunatic. That hasn't changed. 

Yes, but he's *OUR* unhinged lunatic!

michigan in, shocked it took this long.

this will either slow down or ramp up the fuckery in detroit.

Come on Arizona and Nevada. Let's lock this up and make PA a formality

Michigan ain't gonna be done today:
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Antrim County, MI, population 23k, is not swinging MI at this point.
7 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Not exactly the equivalent of the Palm Beach Brooks Brothers bros from 2000.

 

Fascism in action. "Republicans" trying to destroy America in the name of Freedom. What incredibly fucked up times we live in.

Just needs AZ and NV to hold, and PA can go fuck itself.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

i had 11 bourbons last night including the one i saw on my night stand this morning.

it's 1:15pm and i'm thinking about it.

I "fell asleep....soundly" on my living room couch. Woke up around 3:30 and crawled into bed. Mexican martinis were killing it, but definitely took hold sometime late into the evening. Surprisingly I woke up at the standard time (7AM) and felt just fine. Was expecting to be a bit more sluggish. 

it truly is insane how there is one for every occasion when it comes to this chimp.

 

Just now, mdmost said:

Come on Arizona and Nevada. Let's lock this up and make PA a formality

yep.

winning without pa was always the goal, since it seemed inevitable that trump was going to contest shit there regardless.

11 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LOL, those fucksticks won't even fight diabetes.  The BS talk about them coming out in any meaningful numbers to defend their orange god is laughable.  

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Just now, sidis said:

it truly is insane how there is one for every occasion when it comes to this chimp.

 

he's the fucking king of self pwnage. Fucking idiot.

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