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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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19 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

So 2020

Man...just imagine how much shit the runner up is getting from his or her friends right now. 

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If you think Trump can sneak in NC and one of GA/AZ, +500 odds on Democrat 30-59 Electoral College victory.  Odds on favorite 60-99 Democrat -200.

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yep.  That’s the thing.  They can cry all they want but he’s going to win all 4.  And likely by over 20000 votes each.  Nobody is gonna fight to save his orange ass.  They’ll go through some motions then throw their hands up.  What a bunch of stupid motherfuckers...

What you don't seem to get is that Trump appointed three of the justices, so the court will step in at any point now and declare Trump the winner, because that's how the law works. 

If the U.S. Supreme Court were to tell a state to stop counting votes, the state could always tell the Court to go fuck itself.

10 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump surrounds himself with lawyers like Michael Cohen. And when he has a real attorney around like McGahan, he ultimately runs them off. The Trump Campaign is saying they need their James Baker to step forward. Their James Baker are people like Cohen or Giuliani who are all more interested in making money from foreign oligarchs than understanding the law.

This.   He needs a James Baker or Ted Olsen, and instead he's got a guy whose first wife was also his cousin, and who gets fooled by fucking Borat.

You normal people who just roll in here whenever you have some down time are gonna start getting negged. Ain't nobody got time to be explainin shit to every one of you, we are in this mode
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Yes! This exactly lol! Been in this mode since election night. Day drinking and funny memes are keeping me off the ledge of doom.
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7 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Seriously, why does Alaska only have 50% reported.  What is going on with them?  Trump up 62/35.  

Alaska is in a different dayzone than the rest of the continental US.

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

CNN could, since they haven't called AZ yet.  Fox News won't call Nevada since they have called AZ.

then they can both call PA for Biden and that'll be it.

It would be great if Fox, CNN, and ABC also had a Zoom call together, all broadcasting at the same time to call all of the states together. 

Just now, J.R. said:

Why do you think this is unlikely when both the GA senate seats are very clearly headed for reunoff making this a 50-50 senate if the dems win the runoffs?

Ah, maybe so. I'm happy to be wrong here. This is what I've been looking at: https://apps.npr.org/elections20-interactive/#/senate

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Huge jump of 12k votes. Where they come from?

 

Are we 100% sure Rudy is a New Yorker?  Because marrying his cousin is totally an SEC move.

PA down to  1.2% (~78K) after Biden gained 12K votes in Trump-friendly Cumberland County. Biden's gonna finish 7 points ahead of Clinton in that county.

Just the remaining Philadelphia vote alone might be enough to completely wipe out the remaining margin and pull ahead, before even touching the remaining mail ballots in Lehigh, Bucks and Delaware.

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Huge jump of 12k votes. Where they come from?

Pennsylvania. 

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Trumps about to go full mask off fascist. 

That's what I'm wondering - this would be the perfect time for him to call on his "patriots" to start shit up at the counting centers.

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Huge jump of 12k votes. Where they come from?

Looks like PA County, their vote count percent increased. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

 

That is an impressively low-quality document.  Devoid of proof or anything more than conclusory allegations.

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

I thought the complaint is that they haven't been allowed close enough to actually see the count or something. Clearly these trump nuts think they should get to count the votes. 

Really hoping this is low energy sad Trump halfheartedly claiming he won the election but we'll wait and see and not "I lost, fuck it and encourage Rome to burn" Trump.

1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

I thought the complaint is that they haven't been allowed close enough to actually see the count or something. Clearly these trump nuts think they should get to count the votes. 

They want to get closer to allege made up accusations of voter fraud. It’s all about stopping the count 

This is all you need to know. All data below is sourced from an unofficial API powering the New York Times’ election site. 

https://alex.github.io/nyt-2020-election-scraper/battleground-state-changes.html

 

Georgia

16 minutes ago Trump 9,534 43,385 19 Trump 47.4% / 52.6% Biden Biden is averaging 69.8% 99.5%

Biden needs 60.99% [0.004%

 

North Carolina

5 hours ago Trump 76,737 190,621 2,233 Trump 50.0% / 50.0% Biden Biden is averaging 50.0% 91.1% Biden needs 70.13% [0.233%]

 

Pennsylvania

8 minutes ago Trump 78,314 394,532 35,858 Trump 33.7% / 66.3% Biden Biden is averaging 66.3% 90.2% Biden needs 59.92% [-0.534%]

 

Arizona

35 minutes ago Biden 67,906 439,700 0 N/A Trump is averaging 58.5% 90.8% Trump needs 57.72% [0.172%]

 

Nevada

5 hours ago Biden 11,438 146,757 15 Biden 50.0% / 50.0% Trump Trump is averaging 43.6% 88.5% Trump needs 53.90% [0.592%]

 

This thread is moving faster than an early aughts Hornfans thread on the morning of national signing day.

31 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Count Pollwatcher!

Fake Mailfraud!

Pa Stopcounting!

Big McLargelose!

Flop Courtchallenge!

Tweet Excusemaker!

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Maybe Trump pulls a Budd Dwyer?

If that’s who I think it is, I’m here for it. 

5 minutes ago, elguapo said:

 

Mail ballots for another Trump county (55R/44D) going 70/30 in Biden's favor.  

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Maybe Trump pulls a Budd Dwyer?

Had to look that up.

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This feels more like I’m watching every second of the Tour de France, even though I know full well the end of the race is days away. 

I am watching it all because I have been listening to Trump's bullshit for four years, knowing for at least thirty years how sorry a person he is, that now I intend to enjoy watching him get his ass beat.  Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but not for me.  Rot in Hell, you POS.

13 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Some network should call Pennsylvania right before Trump speaks. 

And GA. :) 

CNN saying Erie county is now blue with Biden ahead, even though it's not on the map yet. Just a matter of time,.

Judging by how long it take the machine to generate my ballot, I’m guessing they are using computers from the 90’s.

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9 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

PA down to  1.2% (~78K) after Biden gained 12K votes in Trump-friendly Cumberland County. Biden's gonna finish 7 points ahead of Clinton in that county.

Just the remaining Philadelphia vote alone might be enough to completely wipe out the remaining margin and pull ahead, before even touching the remaining mail ballots in Lehigh, Bucks and Delaware.

It is. 

37 minutes ago, slorch said:

   If the work one does doesn't provide the requisite  revenue to the business, no.  Minimum wage jobs are entry level/ part time roles.  How many grown ass adults do you know who only make minimum wage, and it's not because that's what they have settled for?  Hell my kids made more than minimum wage in high school.  They are very exceptional though...

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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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I get that reference.  That would be.... something.  Doesn't have the guts though.

10 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Man...just imagine how much shit the runner up is getting from his or her friends right now. 

I dunno--a candidate that couldn't protect themselves ran for a position of protecting others. The loser is alive, however, and gets the last laugh.   Sometimes, you can't fix stupid.  

Nevada spent all day farting around and has not updated since lunch.  

Lol biggest rat 

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22 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Seriously, why does Alaska only have 50% reported.  What is going on with them?  Trump up 62/35.  

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This lady on Fox have Bells Palsy or someone f up her Botox?

Just now, 27-25 said:

I get that reference.  That would be.... something.  Doesn't have the guts though.

he doesn't have the fingers either. look at those meat sticks

47 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Almost all the vote still to be counted (90%) of it is from Clark County....the heavy D.

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1 minute ago, 27-25 said:

I get that reference.  That would be.... something.  Doesn't have the guts though.

That was in Pennsylvania too, right?

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Nevada spent all day farting around and has not updated since lunch.  

I thought I read that they had sensitivity training or some such shit today.

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