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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
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    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

The rumor I heard is that he is going to admit he killed 5 hookers. 

He had Mike Leach killed.

19 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Option 5: He walks up to the mic, yells "The Aristocrats!!!", throws up the deuces, and walks off stage never to be seen in public again. 

Early Christmas present.

Negged for starting a stupid thread and falling for this cunts narcissism

Folks, I told you I had a big announcement. Huge announcement. I want to let all you beautiful people know -- including the haters -- that I will be rejoining Twitter starting in two weeks.

Elon called me, begged like a dog. I even negotiated, because everyone knows I'm a brilliant negotiator... many people say the best negotiator, that Elon is waiving the $8 a month fee. So I love you, your president will see you soon.

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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Do they even have Twitter for Jitterbug phones? 

Careful

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wait, for real???

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(posted in the other thread but wanted to have it here too)

Wait, is that real?

Grifter gonna grift 

49 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Opening scene of Idiocracy 2, the documentary. It’ll be a full length feature film but called “Dong” instead of “Ass.”

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Hey that was the San Marcos Starplex.

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Wait, is that real?

It's hard to believe isn't it. Only $99 per card. Must be a Christmas miracle. 

Dude needs to be in jail, but when we talk about "downfall" he has gone from the most powerful man in the free world to hawking Trump Digital Trading Cards on a cut-rate Twitter platform. It's a fucking spiral down.

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3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Wait, is that real?

It's real, and it's spectacular.

5 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

wait, for real???

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Always the savvy, successful business man, Trump took a look at the crypto landscape and said to himself "Yup, now is the time to get into NFT's and crypto."

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's real, and it's spectacular.

Holy shit, it is, HAHAHAHA. I'm in, this is a simulation, or the darkest timeline. When the fuck did we branch off?

51 minutes ago, mdmost said:

New lawsuit based on Twitter files so he can overturn the election. It will be laughed out of court like all the rest. 

I can see him filing a civil lawsuit against Twitter for trying to influence the 2020 election, and then Elon has his attorneys in court confess to Twitter doing just that.  Trump is able to show the world that he is indeed, officially, without a doubt, a victim.  Elon gets to continue and overhaul all the safeguards at Twitter, and when Elon is accused of putting his thumb on the 2024 election the incel crowd and Anastasia get to chant Both Sides.  

3 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

wait, for real???

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A bunch of dudes even on this web site still worship this clown, lol.

Save y’all some typing 

https://www.collecttrumpcards.com

(loads slowww) 

I kinda like how the placement of the play button looks like a layer of, well, super fat. 

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9 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

wait, for real???

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I wonder if there's any action in the NFT thread about it

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Always the savvy, successful business man, Trump took a look at the crypto landscape and said to himself "Yup, now is the time to get into NFT's and crypto."

Well, to be fair.  He's been in the NFT scam game for a while through his wife.

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Bozo, no sense in putting up a poll for Trump news, because no one (no one!) would have a MAJOR ANNNOUNCEMENT pegged as a stupid fucking NFT pitch for a Trump superhero "trading card collection" for $99.

 

These stupid .jpg's are gonna sell out.  What a grift.  Hats off as well, because there truly is no limit to grifting the rubes.  None.

Eagerly await for the Elon NFT collection, exclusively available to Twitter Platinum members.

 

 

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19 hours ago, elguapo said:

I’m going to take a wild guess that it involves grifting

Ooh, look at Nostradamus here. 

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Okay stimulation, take the afternoon off and grab yourself a beer. You've fucking earned it.

1 hour ago, Mole said:

I’m expecting something dumb, inconsequential, and grifty. Maybe a new Trumpcoin or a chance to join Club 45 for $9.99 a month. I’m not sure why everyone is taking his word that there’s a “big” announcement. He lies about almost everything. When he tells the truth, it’s only by accident.

I award you One Internet rep. 

1988 Donruss energy

 

EDIT: Dee Santis already did this back in the summer. Trump, slow again. Sad!

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I can only picture his braindead supporters all sitting on pins and needles waiting for this announcement, hoping it's something to do with making him President again. And all they get is more grift. You love to see it. 

It's worth a trip to the website.

https://collecttrumpcards.com/

He's essentially tied the "cards" into a raffle for things like individual/group zoom calls, dinner with 45 in Miami, and a cocktail party at Mar A Lago.  Of course he's not going to do any of those things, but that's what he's doing.

 these cards should go straight into the political cartoon thread

Of the choices, I voted going independent thinking that would provide him with enormous leverage and new revenue streams. He's stop talking about his victimization and return to promising victories. And he wouldn't have to work very hard like he would as Speaker. 

But this. This? I think he's actually found another way to diminish himself in the eyes of the wavering. The constant whine about losing the election was wearing out. Now he just turns to a naked grift promoting his face where people pay ridiculous fees to have absolutely nothing in their hands.

This is an idea so vain and stupid, that I doubt anyone other than Donald Trump could have cooked it up and congratulated himself on his business acumen. 

The Trumpists, I believe, will turn their lonely eyes to Elon Musk or someone worse. Musk is smart enough to play kingmaker while the idiots decry (like that's a word they'd ever use) the wickedness that he can't be president himself.

The positive in all of this? I'm always wrong in my political predictions. Something worse will happen. It almost always does but sometimes not.

Oh my God. And people still worship this ape. He does nothing but come up with ways to separate them from their money. This just shows how done he is. It could've been a substantial announcement. Instead, more grift. Trying to think who has a worse case of blue balls where they wait around for that "big thing" to happen, Trump morons or Qanon morons?

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It looks like they photoshopped his head on a picture of Obama! 

Discover Card is gonna need more lawyers to foreclose on trailer homes in a few months.

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

This is an idea so vain and stupid, that I doubt anyone other than Donald Trump could have cooked it up and congratulated himself on his business acumen.

Not a chance. Somebody pitched this idea to him. No way he came up with it on his own. But he loved it and okayed it.

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FUCKING TRADING CARDS IS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT????

I'm starting to get concerned about his state of mind.

Actually, "concerned" is not the right word...

I was expecting  the release of his new penis enlargement device called "The Trump Pump". Comes with a mold of Ivanka's mouth as an attachment.

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