Identifying Trump rioters

[tx 3 putt 74769]

18 minutes ago, elfenix said:

there is a sub class of nutters out there that think that either a) substituting the constitution for the articles of confederation was where america went wrong; or b) the constitution was never properly ratified so the articles of confederation is the rightful highest law of the land. 

literally, fuck around and find out 

[RDCanecutter 25767]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

there is a sub class of nutters out there that think that either a) substituting the constitution for the articles of confederation was where america went wrong; or b) the constitution was never properly ratified so the articles of confederation is the rightful highest law of the land. 

Treaty of Tordesillas, bro. Treaty of Tordesillas giving all this American land to Spain was never properly changed as far as I am concerned. I mean sure, a bunch of pirates, I mean Englishmen, think otherwise, pero de mi parte, que viva Eshpaña, y viva Su Majeshtad El Rey Felipe Juan Pablo Alfonsho de Todosh losh Shantos de Borbón y Grethia y también todash shush putitash con shush thigarrosh y vashitosh de vino.

Coño.

[DDD Dad 14060]

Possible that it's in the

tag tho ... because he "knows his way around computers"

Sounds like someone I know.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20300]

If we are ID'ing the rioters, I just want to post forever on the internet that Charlie Kirk sent 80 busloads of insurrectionists to attack the capitol building in Washington D.C.  Charlie deleted this tweet like the pussy he is.  Deleting a tweet is actually worse than leaving it up when it comes to something you should not have said.

 

Edited August 1, 2021 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Born to Run 6186]

Treaty of Tordesillas, bro. Treaty of Tordesillas giving all this American land to Spain was never properly changed as far as I am concerned. I mean sure, a bunch of pirates, I mean Englishmen, think otherwise, pero de mi parte, que viva Eshpaña, y viva Su Majeshtad El Rey Felipe Juan Pablo Alfonsho de Todosh losh Shantos de Borbón y Grethia y también todash shush putitash con shush thigarrosh y vashitosh de vino.
Coño.

si


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[AnTiM 1629]

9 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Treaty of Tordesillas, bro. Treaty of Tordesillas giving all this American land to Spain was never properly changed as far as I am concerned. I mean sure, a bunch of pirates, I mean Englishmen, think otherwise, pero de mi parte, que viva Eshpaña, y viva Su Majeshtad El Rey Felipe Juan Pablo Alfonsho de Todosh losh Shantos de Borbón y Grethia y también todash shush putitash con shush thigarrosh y vashitosh de vino.

Coño.

y viva La Reconquista

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

17 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If we are ID'ing the rioters, I just want to post forever on the internet that Charlie Kirk sent 80 busloads of insurrectionists to attack the capitol building in Washington D.C.  Charlie deleted this tweet like the pussy he is.  Deleting a tweet is actually worse than leaving it up when it comes to something you should not have said.

 

It's rather amazing that Charlie Kirk, who claimed that he applied to the USMA but was rejected due to his "slot going to a far less qualified candidate of a different gender and different persuasion" never apparently did anything much beyond take a couple of community college classes and yet earned an honorary PhD from....Liberty University.

The man who says "white privilege is a myth" earns a salary of over $325,000 dollars a year for running a student group when his time spent as a student is on par with Rep Cawthorn for accumulating so few credits that his degree plan is likely filled with incompletes and withdrawns.

Snopes, FWIW, debunked that it was 80 buses, I think the final tally was quite a bit less. Nonetheless, he's a stain on the republic and for which it stands.

[Underdog 27966]

And he wore a diaper out in public during a conniption fit a few years back.  

[cactusflinthead 26791]

 

[lmao 178]

Maybe not the right thread but the fourth officer who responded to the attack at the Capitolhas committed suicide. The guy was only 26 years old:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/aug/03/kyle-defreytag-us-capitol-attack-police-officer-dies

[Bama Chick 28595]

Something something ungrateful something something unpatriotic Olympian something something Simone Biles something something

[PsychMike 1530]

Not sure if this is the correct thread, either, but

 

Next, I think he will try to relate to the judge directly...

Brooks: "We have a lot in common . . . we’re both swell lookers, we both scrub floors for a living, and neither one of us is Chinese."

Judge: "I see you've been doing your homework!"

[Chad Fuck 17259]

2 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Not sure if this is the correct thread, either, but

 

Next, I think he will try to relate to the judge directly...

Brooks: "We have a lot in common . . . we’re both swell lookers, we both scrub floors for a living, and neither one of us is Chinese."

Judge: "I see you've been doing your homework!"

If ever there was a case of "a lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client" THIS is it.

[RDCanecutter 25767]

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

If ever there was a case of "a lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client" THIS is it.

Not so fast. I used to think that Mo encouraged the riot, but now that I hear he doesn't smoke, cheat, or cause wrecks, well, by gum, fair is fair, and I reckon I got some thinkin to do.

[DigglerontheHoof 20449]

7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Not so fast. I used to think that Mo encouraged the riot, but now that I hear he doesn't smoke, cheat, or cause wrecks, well, by gum, fair is fair, and I reckon I got some thinkin to do.

For me, it's the fact that none of his kids are divorced.  I mean, how can someone w/ married kids incite a riot?

[RDCanecutter 25767]

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

For me, it's the fact that none of his kids are divorced.  I mean, how can someone w/ married kids incite a riot?

I plum missed that. I owe Mo Brooks an apology.

[Bookman 4550]

52 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Not sure if this is the correct thread, either, but

 

Next, I think he will try to relate to the judge directly...

Brooks: "We have a lot in common . . . we’re both swell lookers, we both scrub floors for a living, and neither one of us is Chinese."

Judge: "I see you've been doing your homework!"

Are those inferential rebuttal defenses?

[Guest Lobo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klete_Keller

Uh, holy shit.  I was expecting "Crazy MAGA Olympian raids Capitol."  Uh, read this when you get a minute.  First off, somebody went back in and added a bunch of shit about his childhood and his own current family situation to make appear more sympathetic.  But the story about walking in on two dudes in his house with a large bottle of lubricant right after he got done living in his car.  Oh, it's a scene man...it's a scene.  

He must be quite an asshole that nobody on that Vanderkaay-Phelps-Lochte-Keller relay that was undefeated for years will talk to him or help him out.  When Ryan Locthe thinks you're an insufferable douchebag, you got issues.  

And of course, what did Klete most recently do for a living?  DING DING DING.  Real estate broker.  That profession is about 5 minutes away from being considered Probable Cause.  

Edited August 4, 2021 by Lobo

[Beau Vine 53625]

34 minutes ago, Lobo said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klete_Keller

Uh, holy shit.  I was expecting "Crazy MAGA Olympian raids Capitol."  Uh, read this when you get a minute.  First off, somebody went back in and added a bunch of shit about his childhood and his own current family situation to make appear more sympathetic.  But the story about walking in on two dudes in his house with a large bottle of lubricant right after he got done living in his car.  Oh, it's a scene man...it's a scene.  

He must be quite an asshole that nobody on that Vanderkaay-Phelps-Lochte-Keller relay that was undefeated for years will talk to him or help him out.  When Ryan Locthe thinks you're an insufferable douchebag, you got issues.  

And of course, what did Klete most recently do for a living?  DING DING DING.  Real estate broker.  That profession is about 5 minutes away from being considered Probable Cause.  

There was a Sports Illustrated article on him a couple of months ago...

 

Edited August 4, 2021 by Beau Vine

[RDCanecutter 25767]

33 minutes ago, Lobo said:

And of course, what did Klete most recently do for a living?  DING DING DING.  Real estate broker.  That profession is about 5 minutes away from being considered Probable Cause.  

I've got a couple of real estate people living not 100 yards away. Give me the word and I'll sprint down there and let myself in. Let's see how they feel about being on the receiving end of tourism.

[Guest Lobo]

all these years when realtor friends would ask, "What kind I do to earn your business?"  My mind just jumped to something sexual.  

When I should have been telling them, "Would you be willing to live in a federal prison for a year?  There's an excellent networking opportunities."   

[Guest Lobo]

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

There was a Sports Illustrated article on him a couple of months ago...

 

You have weird go-to sources for MAGA riot stories.  I understand that the story of insurrectionist teen, Bruno Cua, will be in this week's "Tiger Beat" magazine. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5092]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klete_Keller

Uh, holy shit.  I was expecting "Crazy MAGA Olympian raids Capitol."  Uh, read this when you get a minute.  First off, somebody went back in and added a bunch of shit about his childhood and his own current family situation to make appear more sympathetic.  But the story about walking in on two dudes in his house with a large bottle of lubricant right after he got done living in his car.  Oh, it's a scene man...it's a scene.  

He must be quite an asshole that nobody on that Vanderkaay-Phelps-Lochte-Keller relay that was undefeated for years will talk to him or help him out.  When Ryan Locthe thinks you're an insufferable douchebag, you got issues.  

And of course, what did Klete most recently do for a living?  DING DING DING.  Real estate broker.  That profession is about 5 minutes away from being considered Probable Cause.  

Negged for not sending me the pictures of the threesome.

[RDCanecutter 25767]

3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Negged for not sending me the pictures of the threesome.

Give us a minute. We've got the picture cued up, but the amp for the slap bass is fritzing out.

[Guest Lobo]

11 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Negged for not sending me the pictures of the threesome.

Sorry.  All the article says it was his dogsitter was at his home. I'd like to think the two naked dudes with the lube on the sofa, looked at him and simply asked, "Are you here for the gangbang?" 

The story gets more insane when they start interviewing her about what happened.  She claims she was just using his shower and these two men were helping her with her car.  And that she hopes it doesn't affect her 4.96 dogwalker rating on the Wag App, despite the dog sitting in pool of its own urine.  No mention made of the camcorder, or why the men were partially naked, but she swears she needed the lubricant for an unrelated project because "I didn't have any, you know, WD-40."  

Once I get over the dog's trauma in all this, I think I can fap to it. What the story glosses over is you don't get a 4.96 rating by forgetting to actually walk the dog/let it out to pee.  It pissed itself because of something horrible it saw.  that's what I want to know...what were these three doing that it literally scared the piss out of a dog that has very likely seen a bunch of crazy shit already being Klete's dog.  

[Nice Guy Eddie 13269]

8 hours ago, PsychMike said:

Not sure if this is the correct thread, either, but

 

Next, I think he will try to relate to the judge directly...

Brooks: "We have a lot in common . . . we’re both swell lookers, we both scrub floors for a living, and neither one of us is Chinese."

Judge: "I see you've been doing your homework!"

Brooks appears to be worried about this lawsuit.

[High Plains Drifter 10915]

 

 

 

[Biff Tannen 44920]

5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

Well I’m sure he learned his lesson. 
 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Flight-disrupting asshole pleads guilty to Trump rioting....

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An unruly airline passenger was arrested for his involvement in the Capitol Riots after airport police matched him to video taken at the Capitol January 6. Wednesday afternoon, that man will plead guilty to criminal charges stemming from the insurrection.

According to court documents, a Delta flight crew decided to turn their plane around on the tarmac of Ronald Regan National Airport on January 8 and return to the gate because John Lolos, a passenger aboard that flight, would not stop yelling "Trump 2020!”

A Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police Department officer identified only as “Braddock” responded to the gate and watched Lolos get off the airplane, but according to court records, that officer did not plan on arresting or detaining Lolos.

Delta re-booked Lolos on a later flight. But about 45 minutes later, as Lolos waited at the gate, Braddock was scrolling through his personal Instagram feed and watched a video showing several people exiting a doorway from the East front of the Capitol Building during the insurrection. Court documents say the officer spotted Lolos in the group of rioters, wearing the same shirt he was wearing at the airport, holding a “Trump 2020 Keep America Great” flag hooked with an American flag.

(Yes, this horribly-written account posted on a DC TV station's website repeatedly refers to Ronald "Regan" airport).

John "Lulz" Lolos, a fine figure of a man...

 

More from the story:

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On Wednesday, Lolos appeared before U.S. District Judge Amit P. Mehta to enter a plea of guilty to one misdemeanor count of parading, demonstrating or picketing in a Capitol building. In exchange, the government agreed to drop the remaining counts against him.

 

After a bumpy hearing in which Lolos repeatedly questioned elements of the agreement – and at one point tried to add a new section in, prompting the DOJ to threaten to drop the offer and take him to trial – Lolos eventually did tell Mehta that he was pleading guilty to the charge.

 

Lolos faces up to 6 months in prison and has agreed to pay $500 in restitution to the government. He was scheduled for a sentencing hearing on November 19 at 2 p.m.

Inasmuch as I am not necessarily inclined to see all of their severed heads rammed up Melania's vagina while Trump is forced to watch in horror, I'm more lenient on these fucks than some of you hanging judges but the second he pulled that shit in my mythical courtroom, the agreement is pulled, he is jailed for contempt, and I take my time figuring out the paperwork on reinstating all the charges. Like maybe the rest of the month....

Also, he should at least be fined for making the plane turn around on the tarmac. Probably a few grand in wasted fuel he is liable for, not to mention god knows how much time he wasted for how many people. This little shit is being treated with kid gloves and it's still not enough for him.

Edited August 6, 2021 by MaybeACoordinator

[Satchel 6889]

The crazies have announced Insurrection 2.0:

https://lookaheadamerica.org/rally/

[RDCanecutter 25767]

7 minutes ago, Satchel said:

The crazies have announced Insurrection 2.0:

https://lookaheadamerica.org/rally/

Narrator: Surely they were not dumb enough to show up on that day.

Another Narrator: But then again, maybe they were.

Edited August 6, 2021 by RDCanecutter

[Beau Vine 53625]

13 minutes ago, Satchel said:

The crazies have announced Insurrection 2.0:

https://lookaheadamerica.org/rally/

[Guest Lobo]

20 minutes ago, Satchel said:

The crazies have announced Insurrection 2.0:

https://lookaheadamerica.org/rally/

That's Grover Norquist's office.  I went there once.  I have a hard time he'd be behind something like this.  I know a lot of y'all don't like his politics but a violent traitor, he is not.  This is a very odd pairing.  There's a phone number on the lookaheadamerica site, which I can only assume I'll be calling tonight after a few drinks.  

[Willfully Horn 7820]

17 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I know a lot of y'all don't like his politics but a violent traitor, he is not.

He’s an absolutist, though. Maybe he’s convinced himself all the “alternative facts” are true, socialism has come, and he has no option.

I mean, I’m a pacifist, but I’m also a hypocrite, really. 

[Guest Lobo]

He does strike me as the guy to discretely fund an effort like this to either put fear into Democrats thinking about more sweepingly progressive tax/spend policies.  

AND/OR 

Doing this to continue to stoke up the GOP base to make sure every single one of them votes in 2022 midterms.  Right now, he's smart enough to see the disconnect between "The Big Lie/Stop the Steal" and actually getting a mainstream Republican rise-up in key districts.  They are not the same, but like many establishment fiscal conservatives, Grover saw Trump as an idiot leading other idiots.  But as a useful tool in securing their fiscal and monetary plans.  I guess now that I think about it, I could see Grover way, way behind the scenes on something like this.

Again, y'all probably think Grover is a fucking idiot and the dumbest person after Trump, yadayadayada.  But he's not.  This new group is led by two Trump digital campaign strategists.  I don't know who's behind it, but it's not Trump.  He's not that smart.  And Grover's not that dumb.  

tl; dr...Lobo surmises it's just a sublet.  

[Underdog 27966]

2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Flight-disrupting asshole pleads guilty to Trump rioting....

(Yes, this horribly-written account posted on a DC TV station's website repeatedly refers to Ronald "Regan" airport).

John "Lulz" Lolos, a fine figure of a man...

 

More from the story:

Inasmuch as I am not necessarily inclined to see all of their severed heads rammed up Melania's vagina while Trump is forced to watch in horror, I'm more lenient on these fucks than some of you hanging judges but the second he pulled that shit in my mythical courtroom, the agreement is pulled, he is jailed for contempt, and I take my time figuring out the paperwork on reinstating all the charges. Like maybe the rest of the month....

Also, he should at least be fined for making the plane turn around on the tarmac. Probably a few grand in wasted fuel he is liable for, not to mention god knows how much time he wasted for how many people. This little shit is being treated with kid gloves and it's still not enough for him.

Is that a chick? 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

24 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Is that a chick? 

Looks like his mom had to tell him twice not to eat all the ice cream.

[Fudge Nuggets 18825]

On 8/4/2021 at 11:37 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

Fuck that judge.

[Bozo_Casanova 25501]

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

The crazies have announced Insurrection 2.0:

https://lookaheadamerica.org/rally/

honestly somebody should organize a counter demonstration in support of the 2nd Amendment and the United States of America.
FAFO2021.biz/bringit

[atomheartbevo 88750]

5 hours ago, Satchel said:

The crazies have announced Insurrection 2.0:

https://lookaheadamerica.org/rally/

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm going to go out on a small limb and say that the D.C. and Capitol police are going to be better prepared and that skulls will be cracked from the start if they fuck around.

Because those cops have already seen what happens when they lose control of the situation, and they know that group would murder a cop in a heartbeat.

[Satchel 6889]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm going to go out on a small limb and say that the D.C. and Capitol police are going to be better prepared and that skulls will be cracked from the start if they fuck around.

Because those cops have already seen what happens when they lose control of the situation, and they know that group would murder a cop in a heartbeat.

I agree, and these insurrectionists will love playing the part of the victim.

[atomheartbevo 88750]

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I agree, and these insurrectionists will love playing the part of the victim.

They will fucking run if shit gets real.  Too many of them are cosplayers who think it's a lark.

And if they run, the more hardcore militia types will bail as well, because they will no longer have their meat shields.

I don't think a lot of what we saw on January 6th from the more organized types (Proud Boys, etc.) would have happened if you didn't have a bunch of fucking LARPers running around inadvertently providing interference for them.

[Bama Chick 28595]

I'm going to go out on a small limb and say that the D.C. and Capitol police are going to be better prepared and that skulls will be cracked from the start if they fuck around.
Because those cops have already seen what happens when they lose control of the situation, and they know that group would murder a cop in a heartbeat.

Well, hopefully they won’t open doors and take selfies with traitors next time.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Whoa, borked 6-hour delayed reaction DP. 

Edited August 7, 2021 by MaybeACoordinator

[Captainant 26861]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

think it's a lark

*LARP

[Eskimohorn 5544]

Well, hopefully they won’t open doors and take selfies with traitors next time.

And have their bosses tank a response as part of a coup attempt.

[Satchel 6889]

22 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

 

And have their bosses tank a response as part of a coup attempt.

 

Maybe Trump really will meet them there this time

[cactusflinthead 26791]

Fuck Grover Norquist. 

It's fuckfaces like him that promulgated distrust and misinformation. Put his smug mug on the front. Get a camera in his face and ask him about tourism at the Capitol.

Meanwhile in Virginia it appears one of the tourists is having a hard time maintaining composure under house arrest.

https://roanoke.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/covington-man-accused-in-u-s-capitol-riot-arrested-on-new-unrelated-charges/article_fdc933f8-f6eb-11eb-917e-db78a87bc769.html

 

[High Plains Drifter 10915]

On 8/6/2021 at 4:11 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Flight-disrupting asshole pleads guilty to Trump rioting....

(Yes, this horribly-written account posted on a DC TV station's website repeatedly refers to Ronald "Regan" airport).

John "Lulz" Lolos, a fine figure of a man...

 

Delta re-booked Lolos on a later flight.

 

what kind of shit is that?

 

[Hagbard Celine 10498]

On 7/26/2021 at 3:59 PM, atomheartbevo said:

geelong cats holla