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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Is her nose getting flatter?

Is there some sort of cross fit event requiring the headbutting of a race car helmet?

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2 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

Is there some sort of cross fit event requiring the headbutting of a race car helmet?

Probably has a unique name only those down at the "box" know.

Marjorie with the hot take about Ukraine's grain production and how it is affecting global supply and thus costs.

 

Ukraine produced 85 million metric tons of grain in 2021 (#7 worldwide)

China produced 634 million metric tons (#1 worldwide)

US produced 453 million metric tons (#2 worldwide)

India produced 356 million metric tons (#3 worldwide)

Russian Federation produced 118 million metric tons (#4 worldwide)

Brazil produced 112 million metric tons (#5 worldwide)

Argentina produced 88 million metric tons (#6 worldwide)

 

So in 2021, Ukraine cranked out . . . 4.6% of the top 7 producers' output.  Good point, Marjorie.  Ukraine is clearly "the breadbasket of the world".

What a fucking idiot.

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Her solution to Joe Biden is to remove him and have kamala swear in?

I mean, I understand that they will try to impeach and removed her the day after, or after a well earned recess, but after her is a moderate R Californian. And at some point, people might catch on that might be political partisanship that is driving this sudden string of impeachment-removals. 
 

I'm sure she’s multiple moves ahead though. 

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Her solution to Joe Biden is to remove him and have kamala swear in?

I mean, I understand that they will try to impeach and removed her the day after, or after a well earned recess, but after her is a moderate R Californian. And at some point, people might catch on that might be political partisanship that is driving this sudden string of impeachment-removals. 
 

I'm sure she’s multiple moves ahead though. 

The Democrat led Senate is not going to remove Biden. Unlike the Trump removal vote, there will not be one single Dem Senator to go along with this. And no, not even Sinema or Manchin 

We are now in the timeline where every person who is president from 2020 onwards will have at least one impeachment vote against them, successful or vote, if their party does not hold the House. 

Will this one be successful? I have my doubts that a bunch of vulnerable GOP congresspersons are going to voluntarily vote to impeach Biden over…. nothing, before a presidential election year.  14 Republicans in Biden-won districts would be committing suicide. It only takes 4 for McCarthy to chicken out and kill it before it hits the floor, because an impeachment vote being killed on a roll call vote would be disastrous for them. 

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She doesn't care if Biden actually gets removed from office or not. She just wants him to be impeached so that DTers can yell "Both sides!" and then pull the lever for Trump guilt-free next year.

21 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 


I need to update my list.

Lara Trump's Big Dog Ranch Rescue used 1.8 million dollars worth of charity money give for dog rescue to pay for events at Mar-A-Lago.

Eric Trump stole money from cancer kids.

Donald Trump stole money from vets and was fined two million dollars.

George Santos stole money from a homeless vet's dying dog

and now MTG's campaign manager created a fake charity and raised money for victims of an Ohio train derailment.

The party of family values, folks. 

Don't forget her and her ex husband cheated on their Georgia property taxes for their two homes. 

6 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

She doesn't care if Biden actually gets removed from office or not. She just wants him to be impeached so that DTers can yell "Both sides!" and then pull the lever for Trump guilt-free next year.

THIS

I sure Marge didn't like this, the great orange one giving love to her nemesis.

 

 

 

20 minutes ago, Matuka said:

I sure Marge didn't like this, the great orange one giving love to her nemesis.

 

 

 

She is one of the most hideous creatures to ever walk this earth, both inside and out.  And I'm including some long-extinct species, like some giant warthog that defended itself by having self-erupting boils, and stabbed its fellow warthogs with its tusks just for the fun of it.

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

She is one of the most hideous creatures to ever walk this earth, both inside and out.  And I'm including some long-extinct species, like some giant warthog that defended itself by having self-erupting boils, and stabbed its fellow warthogs with its tusks just for the fun of it.

Never forget:

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On 8/11/2023 at 10:17 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Marjorie with the hot take about Ukraine's grain production and how it is affecting global supply and thus costs.

 

Ukraine produced 85 million metric tons of grain in 2021 (#7 worldwide)

China produced 634 million metric tons (#1 worldwide)

US produced 453 million metric tons (#2 worldwide)

India produced 356 million metric tons (#3 worldwide)

Russian Federation produced 118 million metric tons (#4 worldwide)

Brazil produced 112 million metric tons (#5 worldwide)

Argentina produced 88 million metric tons (#6 worldwide)

 

So in 2021, Ukraine cranked out . . . 4.6% of the top 7 producers' output.  Good point, Marjorie.  Ukraine is clearly "the breadbasket of the world".

What a fucking idiot.

well that and the price of wheat is now considerably lower than when the war began.

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WTF is wrong with Laura Loomer's face?

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is wrong with Laura Loomer's face?

It's a throwback adaptation to when we survived by eating rocks.

13 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

It's a throwback adaptation to when we survived by eating rocks.

distant cousin?
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She is one of the most hideous creatures to ever walk this earth, both inside and out.  And I'm including some long-extinct species, like some giant warthog that defended itself by having self-erupting boils, and stabbed its fellow warthogs with its tusks just for the fun of it.

She’s a special breed of ditchpig.
13 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

Goddamn that 

I guess I got distracted.

 

13 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

Goddamn that 

BITCH

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Yes, funny, but (1) not as far fetched if that fat orange fuck happens to win in 2024, and (2) the number of idiots like her in Congress are going to increase, not decrease.

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

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She’s trying to speak her aspirations into existence. 

She said if not when. Just disqualified herself 

Trump winning in 2024 = Secretary of State MTG. He'd use a 2nd term to go scorched earth on all of his political enemies, foreign and domestic. And what better way to give a big middle finger to NATO than to send the three-toed spawn of Satan + a garden gnome on international junkets where she can stick her finger up her ass and fling shit all over  our European allies?

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

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kak·i·sto·cra·cy
noun
 
  1. government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state.
    "the danger is that this will reduce us to kakistocracy"
    • a state or society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens.
      plural noun: kakistocracies
      "the modern regime is at once a plutocracy and a kakistocracy"

Would it just be easier to call it a catastrophe?

Kak?

Yeah, can't do anything with that pre-fix for a woman who I have photographs of being spit-roasted by three dudes (don't let the math hurt you).  

Kak?  Hmm.  

I guess Cock is too big a stretch phonically.  

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4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Yes, funny, but (1) not as far fetched if that fat orange fuck happens to win in 2024, and (2) the number of idiots like her in Congress are going to increase, not decrease.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Kak?

Yeah, can't do anything with that pre-fix for a woman who I have photographs of being spit-roasted by three dudes (don't let the math hurt you).  

Kak?  Hmm.  

I guess Cock is too big a stretch phonically.  

I thought it stood for "Karen-ass Karen" 

Was it a movie or a Chris Rock standup with the "Ya' Kracker-Ass Kracker."  Whatever it was, it was 25 years ahead of its time.  Or behind it's time.  Either way. Salient.  Or salivant, Like a spit-roast.

21 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Was it a movie or a Chris Rock standup with the "Ya' Kracker-Ass Kracker."  Whatever it was, it was 25 years ahead of its time.  Or behind it's time.  Either way. Salient.  Or salivant, Like a spit-roast.

 

I know all there is to know about the crying game
I've had my share of the crying game
First there are kisses
Then there are sighs
And then, before you know where you are
You're sayin' goodbye

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

NSFW

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She wants to be VP?  I thought she already had vaginal plague...

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

As a child, I once saw a clown in a storm drain who told me we all float down where he was.  And I was far less frightened than I am looking at these two.  

Also, Lobo schtick aside.  Look at Miller's necktie.  All our screens project colors differently.  But I know that color.  You all know that color.  That's Sturmabteilung Brown.  The S.A.  He's wearing that for a reason.  And it pops, despite being such a mild earthtone.  That's not a dog whistle, because dogs and MAGAs are both stupid.  But that's a whistle of some kind.  Miller isn't the Jew who volunteers to serve as Sonderkommando just to stay alive a little longer.  Miller is the man who invites the Sonderkommando into a comfortable barrack at the camp, thanks them for their service to the Reich, and then summarily executes them with a smile.  

Oh wait, I forgot.  A news outlet the size of Fox wouldn't possibly have a whole team of people who evaluate hair, makeup, clothing, accessories, and neckties.  The color is just a random coincidence, something Stevie just bought on the street in Midtown.  

I really thought her and Boebert would wind up doing a whole "ten paces and pistols" routine on the House floor.

5 minutes ago, Stilicho said:

I really thought her and Boebert would wind up doing a whole "ten paces and pistols" routine on the House floor.

They would have.  The vitriol was there.  They both own plenty of pistols.  The problem is neither of them can count past seven.  Nobody, even us-their biggest critics-wants to see two mentally disabled women stammering and stuttering on the People's House with high-capacity handguns.  It's not good for the country..  

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1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

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Didn't know Detective Stabler had that in him lol

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Didn't know Detective Stabler had that in him lol

oh he is a gives no fucks kinda guy. he's a good twitter follow

12 hours ago, speed817 said:

Didn't know Detective Stabler had that in him lol

Then you should watch Happy! to see what he is capable of. 

Pro tip MTG, even if Labor Day isn’t quite here yet, you never wear white after a fourth indictment. 

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