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Just now, WBT said:

Three teams have won the World Series in Minute Maid and none of them Astros.  Maybe one day.

Hopefully before our next major rebuild....

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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Great season.  I'm starting to hate money-grab crapshoot tournaments to decide championships.

Look on the bright side. The team that won is not the Dodgers, Cards, Yankees or Red Sox. A little something to be happy about. 

Hell of a season. Unfortunate way to end it, but only 1 team is happy at the end of the season.

Not the way we wanted it to end but was still a great season. I’ll see some of y’all in the off-season thread and many not until the 2022 playoff thread. 

Just now, rvm96 said:

Hell of a season. Unfortunate way to end it, but only 1 team is happy at the end of the season.

And it’s still not Billy Beane. 
 

Rockets are up on the Lakers at halftime!

Well, it was fun lads. More than I expected out of the season. But I wanted more, cuz I’m a greedy SOB.

Did we go through a 6 game stretch during the season with only 2 homers? Still perplexed by that.

Much happier losing to the Braves than the Dodgers. Good for Atlanta.

Didn't quite make it, but what a great season.

Thank you Dusty, you did a great job.  I had doubts, but overall you were excellent.  And a class act.

Altuve is my favorite Astros, the heart of this team.

Thanks for the spirited leadership and vocal spunk, Correa.  I hope you return, but good luck, unless you go to the Yankees, Red Sox, or Dodgers.

Thanks to the rest of the team and staff.  (Except Click, be better.)  And Crane for your commitment and willingness to spend.  Best Houston sports owner maybe ever.

7 awesome years.  Find a way to keep it going.

Greatest run in Astros history. Congratulations to Braves. Didnt think this Astros team had any chance to make it to the World Series. Now its into a crazy off-season.

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Enjoyed this thread with y'all all year. Makes Astros after dark fun. Terrible way to end it. Really was.

It will be interesting to see what we are willing to spend in the offseason with JV and Zach's salary coming off the books.

Hoping we make a play to re-sign Correa (use no state income tax to our advantage!), but not holding my breath.

I think your organization cheating and getting caught then trying to lie through the whole thing put some sort of hex on. Possibly destined to at best be always just a bit short. 

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Three teams have won the World Series in Minute Maid and none of them Astros.  Maybe one day.

I’d rather have lost in 5 than seen another team clinch at MMP. 

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Just now, Hermanator said:

I think your organization cheating and getting caught then trying to lie through the whole thing put some sort of hex on. Possibly destined to at best be always just a bit short. 

I think you should go fuck your own face.

Not surprised we lost tonight. Atlanta is a very good team. What is surprising is that the team didn’t even bother to fucking show up. That was some disgusting shit they trotted out there tonight. 

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This hurts for sure. But I have nothing but thanks for these Stros for making a pretty fucking improbable run and playing baseball in November. Heading into the most pivotal offseason of keeping the window open in Crane’s ownership - we will be chatting a lot, fellas.

And if that really was Correa’s last game…thank you for being the second cornerstone that started this amazing run. 

We will be playing baseball in October 2022.

Possibly destined to at best be always just a bit short. 

But enough about what your wife complains about to her friends.

Sorry fellas.  Rough night.  3 flags in 5 years (with one title), that's not nothing.  Not sure how your roster is gonna shape up next year, but I fucking hate the Braves and enjoyed the post-season run y'all had.  Just a goofy fucking year with all the top-heavy talent in HOU, CHW, TBR, BOS, SFG, and LAD...to see Atlanta win this fucking thing.  Baseball Gods are a weird bunch.  But great season overall, hope the Astros stay in the AL mix next year.  

9 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I think your organization cheating and getting caught then trying to lie through the whole thing put some sort of hex on. Possibly destined to at best be always just a bit short. 

Yikes. This is almost as bad as the fucking weirdo fans we have on this board from other schools. I’d never think to go posting in a rangers or Yankees or whatever other team’s season thread while my team was sitting on their asses at home. It’s actually pretty sad 

That 2-1 lead in the 7th inning of Game 4 is gonna linger with me for a while.

And no, I'm not blaming the pitching.  Hell, the fact that our offense scored 2 twice and 0 twice and we were still that close to being in a Game 7 speaks to how fucking amazing our bullpen was.  Starters shitty, offense shitty, bullpen incredible.  So weird.

Ah, man.  Whatever.

Need to go get more pitching.


QO to Correa and Verlander. Go get a TOR and 2+ bullpen arms.

I was told tonight that Correa has a degenerative disc issue in his back, and the Astros brass think he has 3-5 more good years left before his back gives out. The Astros don't expect Correa is going to get the 10 year deal he wants, once other teams get medicals done.

6 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

We will be playing baseball in October 2022.

This is true.  Got the Rays at MMP Oct 1-2.

6 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Not surprised we lost tonight. Atlanta is a very good team. What is surprising is that the team didn’t even bother to fucking show up. That was some disgusting shit they trotted out there tonight. 

This game was over after Correa struck out in the 1st after the break on Brantley's grounder.

Need to clean house and bring in coaches that will teach our guys to use the whole field again. Bregman needs to go see a specialist to unfuck his mind.

Likely $80M available to spend.

1 hour ago, rvm96 said:

Who?

woman they showed at least 2x on fox broadcast. 

4 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Yikes. This is almost as bad as the fucking weirdo fans we have on this board from other schools. I’d never think to go posting in a rangers or Yankees or whatever other team’s season thread while my team was sitting on their asses at home. It’s actually pretty sad 

I dont like baseball. But i am a fan of interesting scandal, and what your team did was far more egregious than anything Belichick and Brady did. Then the stories coming out about the boorish and despicable behavior of the organization and fanbase was reprehensible.  I was surprised the organization didn't lose an entire draft or get a 1 to 2 year postseason ban. 

 Since I hate cheaters at any level I do hope no glory ever bestows that rotten organization.  Just know that the pain and frustration you feel again and will wallow in is more well deserved than any fan base in any sport. 

34 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Get the CBA worked out.  Sign Semien.  Fix Bregman.  Profit.  

Fix  Alvarez too.

 

36 minutes ago, WBT said:

Great season.  I'm starting to hate money-grab crapshoot tournaments to decide championships.

I was just discussing this with my gf.

but I don’t know what I would change.  



I dont like baseball. But i am a fan of interesting scandal, and what your team did was far more egregious than anything Belichick and Brady did. Then the stories coming out about the boorish and despicable behavior of the organization and fanbase was reprehensible.  I was surprised the organization didn't lose an entire draft or get a 1 to 2 year postseason ban. 
 Since I hate cheaters at any level I do hope no glory ever bestows that rotten organization.  Just know that the pain and frustration you feel again and will wallow in is more well deserved than any fan base in any sport. 


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13 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I dont like baseball. But i am a fan of interesting scandal, and what your team did was far more egregious than anything Belichick and Brady did. Then the stories coming out about the boorish and despicable behavior of the organization and fanbase was reprehensible.  I was surprised the organization didn't lose an entire draft or get a 1 to 2 year postseason ban. 

 Since I hate cheaters at any level I do hope no glory ever bestows that rotten organization.  Just know that the pain and frustration you feel again and will wallow in is more well deserved than any fan base in any sport. 

Show me on your wife's trashcan where the Astros touched you.

13 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I dont like baseball. But i am a fan of interesting scandal, and what your team did was far more egregious than anything Belichick and Brady did. Then the stories coming out about the boorish and despicable behavior of the organization and fanbase was reprehensible.  I was surprised the organization didn't lose an entire draft or get a 1 to 2 year postseason ban. 

 Since I hate cheaters at any level I do hope no glory ever bestows that rotten organization.  Just know that the pain and frustration you feel again and will wallow in is more well deserved than any fan base in any sport. 

Dollars Taxes troll.

16 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I dont like baseball. But i am a fan of interesting scandal, and what your team did was far more egregious than anything Belichick and Brady did. Then the stories coming out about the boorish and despicable behavior of the organization and fanbase was reprehensible.  I was surprised the organization didn't lose an entire draft or get a 1 to 2 year postseason ban. 

 Since I hate cheaters at any level I do hope no glory ever bestows that rotten organization.  Just know that the pain and frustration you feel again and will wallow in is more well deserved than any fan base in any sport. 

Holy shit we made hermanator sad, how will we ever recover

35 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This game was over after Correa struck out in the 1st after the break on Brantley's grounder.

Need to clean house and bring in coaches that will teach our guys to use the whole field again. Bregman needs to go see a specialist to unfuck his mind.

Likely $80M available to spend.

Bregman looked lost and uncomfortable at the plate this year.

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57 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I’d rather have lost in 5 than seen another team clinch at MMP. 

Nah, the comeback in 5 and having hope for 2 more days was too much fun.

Shit. Can't say it's a huge surprise, but shit.

 

 

Shit. Can't say it's a huge surprise, but shit.
 
 

That's as bad as losing Correa. It was one heck of a five years!
55 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I dont like baseball. But i am a fan of interesting scandal, and what your team did was far more egregious than anything Belichick and Brady did. Then the stories coming out about the boorish and despicable behavior of the organization and fanbase was reprehensible.  I was surprised the organization didn't lose an entire draft or get a 1 to 2 year postseason ban. 

 Since I hate cheaters at any level I do hope no glory ever bestows that rotten organization.  Just know that the pain and frustration you feel again and will wallow in is more well deserved than any fan base in any sport. 

I mean, what the actual fuck? 

Still watching the post-game, seems like Big Papi is gonna try to track down Pole Assassin before leaving Texas.

I dont like baseball. But i am a fan of interesting scandal, and what your team did was far more egregious than anything Belichick and Brady did. Then the stories coming out about the boorish and despicable behavior of the organization and fanbase was reprehensible.  I was surprised the organization didn't lose an entire draft or get a 1 to 2 year postseason ban. 
 Since I hate cheaters at any level I do hope no glory ever bestows that rotten organization.  Just know that the pain and frustration you feel again and will wallow in is more well deserved than any fan base in any sport. 
Are you one of those retard fucks that was outside the stadium yelling about Jesus?

Disappointing end but another amazing season and we’re talented enough to run it back next year. Can’t think of more than 2 or 3 teams whose fans wouldn’t trade with us in a heartbeat.

Go Astros.

1 hour ago, Honeysucklerose said:


That's as bad as losing Correa. It was one heck of a five years!

Worse

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