November 24, 20241 yr Aggy sure bandies the word “elite” around a lot but apparently they don’t realize riding other SEC coattails does not elevate them to that level.
November 24, 20241 yr Popular Post They are so obsessed with our offense meaning they have no idea what's coming. They need to be looking at the other unit we have. The one solidly ranked #1 in CFB. The one that travels.
November 24, 20241 yr 25 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Aggy sure bandies the word “elite” around a lot but apparently they don’t realize riding other SEC coattails does not elevate them to that level. they are elite at riding coattails though
November 24, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, Jebus said: they are elite at riding coattails though Particularly being elite at being aggy. That is their biggest claim to being “elite”. Elite losers. Edited November 24, 20241 yr by Wishbone
November 24, 20241 yr 44 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said: These guys' offense has been so archaic for so long that they see orbit motion, or any kind of motion at all, and they think it should be considered a trick play.
November 24, 20241 yr Our defense is going to brutally assault their offense like a Mormon Fundamentalist prison guard. Our offensive line may need to take out an insurance policy in the event that Banks and Williams murder Shemar Turner and Nic Scourton.
November 24, 20241 yr 14 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said: These guys' offense has been so archaic for so long that they see orbit motion, or any kind of motion at all, and they think it should be considered a trick play. please use the correct terminology, it's trickeration to score tuddies in order to win a natty
November 24, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Lou_Sassle said: Stay classy, ags... Oh. Yeah. Sure. I'm sure they really want to face our backup QB. 🤣🤣🤣
November 24, 20241 yr 43 minutes ago, Jebus said: please use the correct terminology, it's trickeration to score tuddies in order to win a natty When you say tuddies you have to say tiddies. Dems the rules.
November 24, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Yuk said: They are so obsessed with our offense meaning they have no idea what's coming. They need to be looking at the other unit we have. The one solidly ranked #1 in CFB. The one that travels. I anxiously await their counterpunch strategy to Ant Man spying Reed as the pocket collapses. Not sure the Elkster will have one.
November 25, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, HtownHorn said: aggy defense is going to look stupid with all the misdirection Sarkisian is going to throw at them. Their back 7 have a low football IQ and they aren't very athletic save for 1 or 2 players. I've, at last, learned not to curse the quick outside passes as the ghost of Greg Davis. Sark is building something when he calls plays. If Ewers could only reliably hit the long pass, some of our games would be runaways or bigger runaways. I think the Aggies are in for a shock when they play a team actually worthy of the top 5. Their little heads will be roiling with complaints about the refs and how, somehow, us not having an SEC night game until now is another unfair advantage cooked up by Sankey, ESPN, and The View. Careful what you wish for, dickhead. Edited November 25, 20241 yr by RomaVicta
November 25, 20241 yr 53 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said: I anxiously await their counterpunch strategy to Ant Man spying Reed as the pocket collapses. Not sure the Elkster will have one. Someone really needs to silkscreen a "Bug Mountain" t-shirt. I know I would buy one. It needs to have The Squid emojis and all that cool shit. CHIEF
November 25, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Jebus said: please use the correct terminology, it's trickeration to score tuddies in order to win a natty My sarcasm meter is signaling that you're joking. But just so we're clear -- nobody should use those words.
November 25, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said: My sarcasm meter is signaling that you're joking. But just so we're clear -- nobody should use those words. thanks Ben.
November 25, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: "A couple of sips walked by and..." The aggy eternal lie 100% projecting, this is just what they hope happens. Can’t wait to hear all of their excuses and backtracking late Saturday night.
November 25, 20241 yr On 11/20/2024 at 5:04 PM, nnm said: Kountry Kwencher was the nectar of the fucking gods back in high school.
November 25, 20241 yr 22 hours ago, Butch Had Not said: I imagine the UNM or WSU qbs would take it in a heart beat. Guess it comes down to where you are getting these guys. Mateer is from Little Elm. I'd bet a lot of money that someone has already contacted him about A&M..
November 25, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Carl Spackler said: My sarcasm meter is signaling that you're joking. But just so we're clear -- nobody should use those words. bro. tuddy is a fucking awesome word. touchdown is so cumbersome.
November 25, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, futureman said: bro. tuddy is a fucking awesome word. touchdown is so cumbersome. Bro? There's another one. Now get off my lawn.
November 25, 20241 yr 29 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said: Bro? There's another one. Now get off my lawn.
November 25, 20241 yr Here’s the best part you all haven’t thought of yet. After we win the sec and roll through the playoffs. aggy is gonna have to ride our sec coat tails in the natty. Because you know sec brotherhood and all. They will be faced with fuck the sips. But sec. But sips. But sec. I wanna see their mental gymnastics so bad
November 25, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, SimkinsMan said: Behold! And this time he gets to use his checkbook....
November 25, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said: Here’s the best part you all haven’t thought of yet. After we win the sec and roll through the playoffs. aggy is gonna have to ride our sec coat tails in the natty. Because you know sec brotherhood and all. They will be faced with fuck the sips. But sec. But sips. But sec. I wanna see their mental gymnastics so bad So why do you think that we wouldn’t be facing another SEC school in the championship game in this hypothetical scenario?
November 25, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, TKthunder2 said: 100% projecting, this is just what they hope happens. Can’t wait to hear all of their excuses and backtracking late Saturday night. Oh no# they'll double down and perpetually add on to few story about how mean and unxlassy we were and how our fans were yelling at babies. Then after their loss the next day it will be "my wife m and I wenr out to eat and a sip walked by and made a scene. He ruined our breakfast@, or I was minding my own business and a group of sips harassed me. I said good game, and they all said we kicked your ass. All I did was wear my aggy cap and they wanted to fight me, even though I was gracious enough to admit they were a really good team". The lies just keep growing and growing. And not one sip wrote on their website about how the experience was great and asked how to get to the stadium. I hate those liberal fags! They're the worst!
November 25, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said: Here’s the best part you all haven’t thought of yet. After we win the sec and roll through the playoffs. aggy is gonna have to ride our sec coat tails in the natty. Because you know sec brotherhood and all. They will be faced with fuck the sips. But sec. But sips. But sec. I wanna see their mental gymnastics so bad You’re going to be disappointed. You can already see it with the sankey comments, the schedule accusations, the sec night game and ref conspiracy theories. If Texas rolls through the playoffs, the SEC brotherhood will be dead to them. It’s already on life support. Then youll see the pot banging in earnest to leave the SEC by the fan base.
November 25, 20241 yr Popular Post 7 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said: Here’s the best part you all haven’t thought of yet. After we win the sec and roll through the playoffs. aggy is gonna have to ride our sec coat tails in the natty. Because you know sec brotherhood and all. They will be faced with fuck the sips. But sec. But sips. But sec. I wanna see their mental gymnastics so bad Toxic t.u. wins SEB (Southeastern Dumpster Fire that they've already destroyed) and worthless national championship because they haven't played (and this is the parrot phrase from Parrot Land) anyone with a pulse! The refs and Sankey screwed us! They fear us becoming what we could be! I've got a buddy close to the tu program. He says they wish they could get the Aggies off the schedule before the sleeping giants wakes up. [Please add or imagine the incorrect words, grammar, and cliches yourselves.] ETA: Written before I saw Carton's post. I'm not vamping. I've got original ideas. I used to be somebody. Goddamn you! Edited November 25, 20241 yr by RomaVicta
November 25, 20241 yr 18 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Never change aggy I mean I feel the same about all our opponents QBs too.
November 25, 20241 yr Popular Post 20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: I mean I feel the same about all our opponents QBs too.
November 25, 20241 yr They should be most worried about their offense managing to score double digit points. That's what will decide the game.
November 25, 20241 yr Popular Post If I was a collegiate football player, i would do everything in my power to keep my parents from posting on message boards. “LOOK AT MY SWEET SON DOING HIS FOOTBALL HOMEWORK” gotta be one of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen.
November 25, 20241 yr Some of those idiots are truly mentally ill, projecting their own inferiority-inspired lies & delusions into total madness.
November 25, 20241 yr Popular Post 17 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said: Oh shit Trey Zuhn is ready. We're fucked.
November 25, 20241 yr 20 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said: Dude is sitting on the casting couch mean mugging while throwing a stubby lil thumbs up in front of a framed photo of a longhorn that he went to the trouble to hang upside down. This is peak aggie.
November 25, 20241 yr 70% of Texas's roster are native Texans lol. Texas players hate aggy because they are the next opponent, that's called culture. They aren't viewing the next game like "aww schucks I'm from california so guess I guess I won't try real hard this game." In a sea of dumb fuck takes that one stood out to me.
November 25, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, TKthunder2 said: 100% projecting, this is just what they hope happens. Can’t wait to hear all of their excuses and backtracking late Saturday night.
November 25, 20241 yr Author 30 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said: If I was a collegiate football player, i would do everything in my power to keep my parents from posting on message boards. “LOOK AT MY SWEET SON DOING HIS FOOTBALL HOMEWORK” gotta be one of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen. The goober energy is so strong with them.
November 25, 20241 yr "We are the Texas Tech of the SEC." Look out, it's becoming self-aware.I seem to recall that Tech had a 10-5 record vs aggy in the big 12.
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