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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Immamac looks like Captain Caveman decided to throw on a $100 UT polo shirt. I hope he brought his fucking club with him to Arkansas, he's probably going to need it. 

Holy shit that's it.  While the Jesus jokes are always funny - Captain Caveman is much more accurate.  

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Posted
27 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

A full day in that RV has got to have a musk @Wulaw Horn will never be able to wash out.

Yeah, the insurance company wouldn't total it out for ripping the entire top off, but I'm guessing they will after this trip. Long play on the insurance scam strong.

Insurance adjuster after this trip be like...

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Posted
59 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

@immamac has a strong order

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that many lines for one burger? Christ you order like my wife.  add this, but remove that, and extra of that other thing...  At least you went inside and didn't ask the driver to try to echo all that shit through the drive through speaker.  

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Posted

You should be in Ashdown by now. Isn’t it lovely there?

It gets lovelier everyday.

Pull over in the Brookshire’s parking lot and pick me up. Fuck this work shit.
Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Drink girl at Margaritaville had enormous knockers that were distracting. Wanted to get a pic with her, but it was deemed inappropriate

I think this thread may be in need of some recalibration.

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Posted
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Immamac looks like Captain Caveman decided to throw on a $100 UT polo shirt. I hope he brought his fucking club with him to Arkansas, he's probably going to need it. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Tell me you’re gonna die, without telling me you’re gonna die 

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Wulaw selling mortgages while driving an RV is just normal weekday stuff.  Did you turn left towards the fish though?

Posted (edited)
49 minutes ago, immamac said:

Drink girl at Margaritaville had enormous knockers that were distracting. Wanted to get a pic with her, but it was deemed inappropriate

Should have tried to sell her on doing it for the Surl and their international, wide ranging audience, imo

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Posted
10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

We we don't see RGB well into a pre-made margarita in this next pick, I'm going to lose faith in this entire endeavor. 

First batch besides the half gallon @Wulaw Horn made us spill all over the RV and ourselves when he swerved to miss, what I hope was a squirrel or something else more important than the margs

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Posted
2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Proof of life or something, I don’t fucking know. I’m gonna start drinking and see where life takes me

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Made a lightning trip to Porkana

Eating brioche buns in a bag

The texags crew said

"They've gone to his head,

He's wearing burnt orange, what a fheg!"

Christ, you know it ain't easy

 

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