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6 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Bwahahahaha.  He absolutely knows they bought their class

Body language here is... interesting. 

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He looks like a kid sitting at the kitchen table being grilled after he got his hand caught in the cookie jar.   All wide eyed, "BUT Daddy sneaks cookies all the time and no one says anything!"

You know if the roles were exactly reversed, Saban would not have dignified Jimbo Cuck's claims with a response.

Knee jerk reaction to fear of being found out.

It's like the sun rising in the east.  Any time an Aggie tries to big-time anyone else, they just step right in it.

Christmas in May.

So I guess this means we're not getting Gameday to Texas OU this year. 

 

e: **JIMBO Press Conference*** (link in OP)Posted on 5/19/22 at 10:21 am to Farmer1906
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So Jimbo ultimately said nothing other than throw some insults at Saban.

-told people to talk to coaches that worked for Saban and they’ll tell you the shady shit he does, but being a coach that worked under Saban, didn’t actually say anything

-stated they did nothing wrong but also claimed to not know anything about NIL at A&M or how it works

-claimed they violated no state laws but said nothing about the NCAA

-lots of insults regarding Saban’s character
4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's like the sun rising in the east.  Any time an Aggie tries to big-time anyone else, they just step right in it.

Christmas in May.

*aggy

What a lying sack of shit. He's been dirty his whole career. Values? He covered up Winston's rape at FSU.

Breaking news from Vegas - The spread on the A&M/Bama game is now up to Bama -72.5

Let's see him wear one to Tuscasloosa:

 

 

51 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

Jimbo: "I don't cheat and I don't lie"

Can't say that about his ex wife.

6 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Let's see him wear one to Tuscasloosa:

 

 

Sadly, the answer is probably a lot. 

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This is utterly pathetic. Have fun with these fucking clowns for conference mates.

5 minutes ago, NevaLost said:

Sadly, the answer is probably a lot. 

How many will be spelled correctly, though?

This is utterly pathetic. Have fun with these fucking clowns for conference mates.

Ok

Is it too late to switch to the Big 10. None of this drama with the Purdues and Iowa's

Just now, 6th Street said:

Is it too late to switch to the Big 10. None of this drama with the Purdues and Iowa's

Aw, hell no. This kind of shit is all sorts of allsome.

1 hour ago, fatheryeet said:

Jimbo: "I don't cheat and I don't lie"

but coached and had extreme success under Saban, who has been cheating the entire time. Logic apparently mystifies Simple Jimbo.

Got Damn it! I have lunch with an Aggy today and this will be all he will talk about. 🤦‍♂️
 

Yeah, yeah, I know it’s my fault, but best friends are best friends and I’m an idoit. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Because none of the money paid out was remotely NIL?

And it's illegal in Texas to offer NIL to HS students.

39 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

Thanks for the reminder of what an unbridled piece of shit really sounds like. 

21 minutes ago, 'stache said:

This is utterly pathetic. Have fun with these fucking clowns for conference mates.

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7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Evan Stewart weighs in, basically saying he got paid.

 

 

That's hilarious.  I hope someone asks him when he got his money and he can admit it was before he ever signed.  Too stupid to know any better.

1 hour ago, Topper13 said:

Link, if you need one:

 

The comical parts of this:

Jimbo claiming he has no knowledge of what the collectives do or what his players make. This is only because he wants to maintain plausible deniability and so he is likely coordinating stuff through foundations and to some degree Texags, as we know Karen from KeyLargo had numerous meetings with Luicci and others there. The real trick though, is the faux outrage at all of this and the harping on NIL because what they did last year was not NIL. More smokescreening and utter lies from Jimbo. This is like a pile of horseshit and a giant steaming turd calling each other names and saying the other stinks. 

30 minutes ago, sidis said:

 

Oh right because Tuscaloosa is the miami beach of Alabama.

It is if I say it is.. 

Lulz

Jimbo had a Freudian slip at the 18:20 mark of his press conference. He started to say "We didn't buy ever(y)"...then changed it to "any player."

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

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it won't be emotionally unhinged like jimbo.  it will be more passive aggressive if anything.

2 hours ago, Topper13 said:

Link, if you need one:

 

Man if you ever want to see a guilty man's reaction, just watch Jimbo in this video. His face and words say it all.

43 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Is it too late to switch to the Big 10. None of this drama with the Purdues and Iowa's

Not at all. In fact, I think I speak on behalf of all of Surly when I say that we would happily support you in switching your allegiance to a Big 10 school and finding one of their esteemed message boards to spend all your time on. I’m sure Iowa would be a great fit for you. 

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