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I wandered the shitty tex-mex desert for many years when I moved to PA. I finally tried a place called LA Tolteca that I had seen before,  but thought it looked too nice and stereotypically decored to be anything other than a "white woman named Martha" owned Yankee tex-mex joint. Imagine my surprise when I walked in and every single employee in that bitch was Mexican and speaking Spanish to each other. Best tex-mex I've had in PA.

12 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why would you eat a cheeseburger at a place that has even moderate Tex Mex?  Does not compute. 

 

11 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Tex Mex places usually make a sneaky good burger.

 

10 hours ago, utee94 said:

 

 

 

+whatever on the burgers at Tex-Mex places, almost always quite-good to excellent.  As to why?  I eat Tex-Mex all the time, I can get it any time I want.  Sometimes I just want a good burger.

Gringo breakfast at Tex-Mex places is similarly tasty.  Maybe something about a well-seasoned flattop? 

 Ninfa’s in Nav has a kickass burger 

19 minutes ago, Fud said:

 

 

 Ninfa’s in Nav has a kickass burger 

Co-signed. But then again, that’s the ONLY Ninfa’s I’ll ever visit, it being the OG and all…

3 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

where is RD?  I miss RD!

He’s preparing to post his thesis on Tex-Mex.

17 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. That means that dude was a composite 5 star for more than 2 months. Wow. That's like having Case McCoy as a 5 star. 

Case is better looking.  
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So far Case McCoy has had a better career at Kyle Field than Hayes King.

8 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

He look like an 11 year old. 

With leukemia.

23 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Case is better looking.  
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"Daddy.. surlyhorns guys said I'm ugly... wahhh..."

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8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

"Daddy.. surlyhorns guys said I'm ugly... wahhh..."

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Guy needs some proactiv

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3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Guy needs some proactiv

Proactiv helps with your throwing accuracy?

Haynes has bad acne. He's almost as bad as crater face Casey Pachall. Poor kids face is covered in acne scars.

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20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

"Daddy.. surlyhorns guys said I'm ugly... wahhh..."

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"Your mom and I have been telling you that for years. It'll be ok, son."

8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The only TexMex my son really likes is fajitas (he’s adopted and probably a commie) so whenever we go to Juarez on Gessner he gets the CFS.  It looks pretty good and likes it.

If you eat TexMex outside of Texas you deserve what you get.  Although I did frequent the Lone Star Cafe in NYC when I lived in Manhattan in the mid ‘80s, but anyplace that you could hear Kinky and Asleep at the Wheel play in NYC is a pretty good place.

worst texmex i've ever had was in new mexico, Santa Rosa to be exact. nachos had ballpark cheese and pickled jalepenos.

2 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

 Imagine my surprise when I walked in and every single employee in that bitch was Mexican and speaking Spanish to each other. Best tex-mex I've had in PA.

sushi places are like that too.

2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

nachos had ballpark cheese and pickled jalepenos.

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16 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

nachos had ballpark cheese and pickled jalepenos.

That's one of those weird foods that goes from gross to glorious simply based on where you eat it, which should only be at a stadium.

Y'all are fucking killing me. I get excited when I see two new pages presumably loaded with new and fresh aggy misery. Enchiladas and acne. 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Tell Me About Tex-Mex

While we're on it, 

Tell Me About Acne 

Tell Me About Enchiladas

Tell Me About Nachos

25 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

nachos had ballpark cheese and pickled jalepenos.

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13 hours ago, Sal said:

This is a good rule. Worst ever is Tortilla Factory in Harrisburg. Disgusting. HomeState in LA is ok, but that’s an exception.

It seethes my soul when I see New Yorkers or Californians act like they know good BBQ or Tex-Mex.

Some of the best BBQ I’ve had is in Chicago 

 

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9 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

texmex CFS.....

this will be heresy to anyone that's younger than 50.....

but back in the day in the 80s Trudy's made a Milanesa and cheese-stuffed mashed taters that was the fucking bomb

not Strawn level CFS but damn close

+++++

cheeseburgers.....

there is a reason the first version of this site labeled the food forum GM Steakhouse

i will go to my grave knowing i tasted The Work of God

Yessir. 
 

Marijuana the arowana says hey.  

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

So far Case McCoy has had a better career at Kyle Field than Hayes King.

This will be my new line of shit talk moving forward, and I thank you immensely 

On 9/14/2022 at 2:30 AM, CosmoDog said:

Go Fund Me ... for teeth

Child will look like Mortimer Snerd.

Looks like she has about 40 teeth.  She could sell some. 

8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Getting us back on track. more aggy chaos

 

What more does this guy want? They went from a black QB to a white QB. That is called PROGRESS!

1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

What more does this guy want? They went from a black QB to a white QB. That is called PROGRESS!

And don't forget they fired a black coach for a white coach!

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

And don't forget they fired a black coach for a white coach!

We did that, too.

It worked out about as well.  Although, we didn't pay nearly as much.

Granted they were playing with their backup for almost all of last season, but if you take out games against Kent State, New Mexico, Prairie View A&M, and Sam Houston, A&M has scored fewer than 25 points in 7/10 games. Or in other words, in 70% of their games. 

That video is cringier than enchiladas from Detroit. 

25 minutes ago, Fud said:

Granted they were playing with their backup for almost all of last season, but if you take out games against Kent State, New Mexico, Prairie View A&M, and Sam Houston, A&M has scored fewer than 25 points in 7/10 games. Or in other words, in 70% of their games. 

Based on what we've seen, they may have been better with Calzada than if King had stayed healthy.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

So far Case McCoy has had a better career at Kyle Field than Hayes King.

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It's pretty damn close!

13 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


I’m thinking more ETSU.

no fuckin way. that's my old school. and it's still ET to me. 

what-the-hell-is-going-on-here-kayce-dut
 

moar aggy tears please. 

10 hours ago, Hornlover said:

I believe it's called Texas A&M Commerce, these days. 

my son graduated from ET the year aggy changed name. he was asked if he wanted aggy or ET on his diploma. he said fuck aggy.

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

What more does this guy want? They went from a black QB to a white QB. That is called PROGRESS!

It’s a UT prof that’s suing iirc. Saw something in CR about it but noped on by. 

11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, there was this Tex-Mex dive near where I grew up.  South Side of Chicago, called Nuevo Leon.  I only ate two things there, the chorizo tacos for breakfast after church.  Or for dinner on other nights, the cheeseburger.  And it was fucking phenomenal.  Even my mom like the cheeseburger and she hated every fucking cheeseburger in the tri-state area.  The place literally inspired her to open up her own tex-mex restaurant out in the suburbs after the Marty Robins' song...Rosa's Cantina.  About ten years ago, I was visiting family back in Chicago and in the course of a few hours, we drove by the house my parents brought me home to from the hospital...and it was demo'd and a mcmansion erected in its place.  I then drove us to the southside to eat at Nuevo Leon.  But it had recently been torched for insurance money.  But I'd like to think that cheeseburger grease played a small part in the mafia fraud.  One by one, how old friends are gone...

friction fire - when the bank note rubs up against the insurance policy.

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3 minutes ago, Fud said:

 

seeing the A&M stuff go national is amazing. have gotten 2 youtube shorts this week alone of dudes talking about them who aren't even from/don't live in the south.

Just now, NoName said:

seeing the A&M stuff go national is amazing. have gotten 2 youtube shorts this week alone of dudes talking about them who aren't even from/don't live in the south.

I don't think the Le Batard skit was particularly well done, but anything to spread the word helps

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14 minutes ago, Fud said:

 

holy shit the stolen valor line

19 minutes ago, Fud said:

I don't think the Le Batard skit was particularly well done, but anything to spread the word helps

I think it is fucking hilarious. Shows how absolutely cornball those fucktards are. Hee Haw would be apoplectic to be compared to Yell Practice.

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3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

He look like an 11 year old. 

11 year old cadaver maybe.

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