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So Jimbo now needs your credit card info before you can fuck his wife?

On 9/20/2022 at 9:39 PM, ClubWhatever said:

3 true road games?

Seriously. In conference play, they have 4 home games, 1 neutral site game, and 2 road games. How the fuck does that happen?

22 minutes ago, wood said:

Seriously. In conference play, they have 4 home games, 1 neutral site game, and 2 road games. How the fuck does that happen?

Nobody wants aggy fans in their town?

2 hours ago, wood said:

Seriously. In conference play, they have 4 home games, 1 neutral site game, and 2 road games. How the fuck does that happen?

That’s one reason why year 6 of Jimbo is so critical. They’re not going to get another slate like this again. 

5 hours ago, Deej said:

So Jimbo now needs your credit card info before you can fuck his wife?

No, that’s free. He just wants to keep the money flowing into his bank account. 

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22 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

I has the worries for @Randolph Duke.   anyone know where he is?  no homo

Maybe that embarrassment to UT finally went to the big 40 acres in the sky. 

But, realistically, the orderlies finally took away his computer access. 

23 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

I has the worries for @Randolph Duke.   anyone know where he is?  no homo

Most likely he's busy with work. There's quite a few posters on here who get busy in the spring and summer and don't come back until football season. Guaranteed Randolph will be back on here at the next aggy loss. 

1 hour ago, OrangEngr said:


ok

I wonder when it will dawn on Sloneal that aggy didn’t prepare him for anything. Didn’t prepare him for pro football. Didn’t prepare him for a career in anything. The aggy network isn’t set up for people with his skin tone. He was used for 4 years and now it’s over. 

Reddit/cfb was asking about the ags yesterday. Some of the answers were great.

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My daughter (no pics) is 18 and wants to be a vet. We all know that, tragically, aggy has the top vet school in state. 
 

I am a big believer in letting my older kids make their own decisions without too much chatter from me, within sensible limits, of course. Since attending that college for vet school was not quite life threatening, I held my tongue when she went up to aggieland for a visit. 

I needn’t have worried. Everything about tge town and the school and the campus and the student body contributed to a violent case of the nopes. It’s hard wired into her, apparently. I was so proud of her. 
 
oh well, Lubbock/ out of state here we come. 

 

5 hours ago, OrangEngr said:


ok

This sounds like any high schooler that only took one school visit and it was to a&m. 

5 hours ago, OrangEngr said:


ok

Leon will post anything as long as the check clears. 

33 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

This sounds like any high schooler that only took one school visit and it was to a&m. 

And was given a bucees bag full of cash while he was there

1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

My daughter (no pics) is 18 and wants to be a vet. We all know that, tragically, aggy has the top vet school in state. 
 

I am a big believer in letting my older kids make their own decisions without too much chatter from me, within sensible limits, of course. Since attending that college for vet school was not quite life threatening, I held my tongue when she went up to aggieland for a visit. 

I needn’t have worried. Everything about tge town and the school and the campus and the student body contributed to a violent case of the nopes. It’s hard wired into her, apparently. I was so proud of her. 
 
oh well, Lubbock/ out of state here we come. 

Colorado State is your answer.

There is no vet school in Lubbock.  The Tech vet school is in Amarillo and it focuses on large (ranch) animals.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Colorado State is your answer.

There is no vet school in Lubbock.  The Tech vet school is in Amarillo and it focuses on large (ranch) animals.

Or Iowa State. But Lubbock is light years more normal that anything in College Station.

Have a close friend who went to Cornell for vet undergrad and vet school in CS. Vet school there isn't nearly as bad as undergrad, but he stayed away as much as possible.

1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

My daughter (no pics) is 18 and wants to be a vet. We all know that, tragically, aggy has the top vet school in state. 
 

I am a big believer in letting my older kids make their own decisions without too much chatter from me, within sensible limits, of course. Since attending that college for vet school was not quite life threatening, I held my tongue when she went up to aggieland for a visit. 

I needn’t have worried. Everything about tge town and the school and the campus and the student body contributed to a violent case of the nopes. It’s hard wired into her, apparently. I was so proud of her. 
 
oh well, Lubbock/ out of state here we come. 

 

https://vetmed.okstate.edu/

My daughter (no pics) is 18 and wants to be a vet. We all know that, tragically, aggy has the top vet school in state. 
 
I am a big believer in letting my older kids make their own decisions without too much chatter from me, within sensible limits, of course. Since attending that college for vet school was not quite life threatening, I held my tongue when she went up to aggieland for a visit. 
I needn’t have worried. Everything about tge town and the school and the campus and the student body contributed to a violent case of the nopes. It’s hard wired into her, apparently. I was so proud of her. 
 
oh well, Lubbock/ out of state here we come. 
 
Is it really tho? I know that's the perception aggy likes to perpetuate and many people who don't really have anything to compare it to believe it, but I actively avoid using aggy vets.. Yes, that's right..I go about 1.5 miles further to use a vet who studied at both Iowa state and Guatemala..very happy with their knowledge and level of care.

And best of all..zero aggy flair in the entire place. Your daughter made the correct choice.
47 minutes ago, ousux said:

Is it really tho? I know that's the perception aggy likes to perpetuate and many people who don't really have anything to compare it to believe it, but I actively avoid using aggy vets.. Yes, that's right..I go about 1.5 miles further to use a vet who studied at both Iowa state and Guatemala..very happy with their knowledge and level of care.

And best of all..zero aggy flair in the entire place. Your daughter made the correct choice.

My daughter is in same boat - I'm pushing her towards LSU. Her take on aggy "What a bunch of weirdos" So.. I got that going for me. 

7 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Tech is better, no? They just fucked us like an animal last weekend.

No they fucked us like a tech sorority girl who is majoring in nursing school. Why else do you think Quinn sat out? He is a red river type of dude not a raider rash fella. He might get sticky but he doesn't want to be itchy.  

If that game had been played on one of their home fields rather than in Arlington that kick would have sailed right over the upright.  I bet there would have been an absolute shit show as the refs tried to figure out whether or not the kick was good.

16 minutes ago, markstanco said:

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But wait there's more. Crewnecks are available too!

 

16 hours ago, OrangEngr said:


ok

Says the guy who attempted to portal out a couple of times. 

13 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

My daughter (no pics) is 18 and wants to be a vet. We all know that, tragically, aggy has the top vet school in state. 
 

I am a big believer in letting my older kids make their own decisions without too much chatter from me, within sensible limits, of course. Since attending that college for vet school was not quite life threatening, I held my tongue when she went up to aggieland for a visit. 

I needn’t have worried. Everything about tge town and the school and the campus and the student body contributed to a violent case of the nopes. It’s hard wired into her, apparently. I was so proud of her. 
 
oh well, Lubbock/ out of state here we come. 

 

UC Davis.  "if" she can get in.  It's not as easy as aggy.

21 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

My daughter (no pics) is 18 and wants to be a vet. We all know that, tragically, aggy has the top vet school in state. 
 

I am a big believer in letting my older kids make their own decisions without too much chatter from me, within sensible limits, of course. Since attending that college for vet school was not quite life threatening, I held my tongue when she went up to aggieland for a visit. 

I needn’t have worried. Everything about tge town and the school and the campus and the student body contributed to a violent case of the nopes. It’s hard wired into her, apparently. I was so proud of her. 
 
oh well, Lubbock/ out of state here we come. 

 

For out of state vet schools, look at Michigan State. Solid program. 

So what's the deal with the nut grabbing.  Nobody's told me the actual reason.

They are enduring pain and agony in sympathy (and maybe symphony?) with the football team.

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

So what's the deal with the nut grabbing.  Nobody's told me the actual reason.

turdition

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

So what's the deal with the nut grabbing.  Nobody's told me the actual reason.

Pretty straight forward. They like balls.

So what's the deal with the nut grabbing.  Nobody's told me the actual reason.

They prefer a more “hands on” approach to watching their team.
21 hours ago, Parliament said:

So what's the deal with the nut grabbing.  Nobody's told me the actual reason.

Because they can't get any actual females to do it 

21 hours ago, Parliament said:

So what's the deal with the nut grabbing.  Nobody's told me the actual reason.

They're playing ball(s) man, that's how they do it at 8&4fit.

Anyone have the cringe video the students did with “Texum” Bowtie?  I can’t find it, the original has been removed.  My 18 yo daughter (NP) hasn’t seen it

1 hour ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Anyone have the cringe video the students did with “Texum” Bowtie?  I can’t find it, the original has been removed.  My 18 yo daughter (NP) hasn’t seen it

https://streamable.com/zdou1v

11 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Thanks buddy 

You're welcome.  I'd encourage you to download a copy.  Aggy shoots them down every time they find one.

On the same topic, she’s never seen thujone  masterpieces on aggy.  Now that prevail and ride is dead, is there a clearinghouse of ms paints anywhere?

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Once again,

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Moar texags screenshots plz. Kthanksbye

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