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13 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Holy shit, Jimbo needs a shirt that says "don't care, got $90 million."

He should wear it every Saturday.

"Don't care, my employer is a dumbass."

Or...

"Fuck you, pay me!"

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aggy would probably pay a hitman $10 million up front and guarantee an additional $10 million whether or not the hit was successful 

I really “appreciate” the thought that the aggy base is stating that they are a “young team” during Jimbo’s 5th season. Shouldn’t they just be reloading by now? Hmm - smells like they got the “last two years of Mack” in their “We hired a MNC Coach” look-out phase.

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This pic is all I can think of in their situation!

Hook’em!

You think viewers need to be scared of a resistance to flow?

Well played.

Fucking spell check.
39 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I really “appreciate” the thought that the aggy base is stating that they are a “young team” during Jimbo’s 5th season. Shouldn’t they just be reloading by now? Hmm - smells like they got the “last two years of Mack” in their “We hired a MNC Coach” look-out phase.

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This pic is all I can think of in their situation!

Hook’em!

If you go to your photo editor, you can crop out those black bars. Just sayin'.

SIAP

Awkward but endearing, Texas A&M wants what it hasn’t earned

 

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Texas A&M is such a buzzkill. Jimbo Fisher talked so much trash about Nick Saban in that news conference over the summer, and Texas A&M is always giving fans in the SEC more junk to chew than the wall of beef jerky at Buc-ee’s, and now the game against Alabama is finally here and Fisher’s team looks about as awkward as a Fightin’ Aggie Yell Leader on a first date. “What are you doing with your leg, Kipp?”

 

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

Jimbo could accidentally get tackled while strolling up and down the sidelines….

9 hours ago, SKA the boss said:

This game is going to be so viscous there should probably be “Viewer Discretion is Advised” warnings at every commercial break.

I'm thinking it would look something like this.

 

This event has been given an R rating by the Motion Picture Association of America.

R : Restricted

 

Some Material Not Suitable For Children

- Profanity

- Depictions of of extreme, persistent violence

- Nudity

- Anal Rape and/or Shit Getting Pushed In

- Jiz Guzzling

- Teabagging

- Nut squeezing

- Cock gobbling

 

Children Under 17 Require Accompanying Parent or Adult Guardian

 

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

aggy would probably pay a hitman $10 million up front and guarantee an additional $10 million whether or not the hit was successful 

Well it would be a member of the corps. 

SIAP
Awkward but endearing, Texas A&M wants what it hasn’t earned
 

Texas A&M is such a buzzkill. Jimbo Fisher talked so much trash about Nick Saban in that news conference over the summer, and Texas A&M is always giving fans in the SEC more junk to chew than the wall of beef jerky at Buc-ee’s, and now the game against Alabama is finally here and Fisher’s team looks about as awkward as a Fightin’ Aggie Yell Leader on a first date. “What are you doing with your leg, Kipp?”

 

Those cunts will probably win again
Could we possibly get two consecutive Aggy bowl forfeitures?!?



Didn’t know they had bowl projections the first week in October. That’s cool. And I bet super accurate.
I'd claim I was NowThis for $90 million.
Or even worse, claim I was Rocko.
"Don't care, got paid."

It’s only 85 mill. But you can peg me for half of that and I’ll change my username to nowthis.
21 minutes ago, markstanco said:


It’s only 85 mill. But you can peg me for half of that and I’ll change my username to nowthis.

Phrasing ...

Or upon further consideration maybe I missed the joke.

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11 hours ago, jTower said:

That’s good stuff: 
 

Alabama is still the Empire, in other words, and, in the end, aren’t Jimbo’s Jedi knights just annoying priests who dress in funny clothes, dance around and believe in magic? One unlikely victory and mysterious forces of energy on the dusty recruiting trail isn’t enough to measure up to the Crimson Tide.

Or even LSU.

Here’s the difference between Texas A&M and Alabama, and it’s by more than a few degrees. Texas A&M fled the Big 12 for the SEC because the Aggies were sick of being taken advantage of by the rival Texas Longhorns. The University of Texas is bailing on the Big 12 for the SEC to be in the same conference as Alabama.

If Texas A&M and Alabama are the newest rivals in the SEC, then that might go down as the single greatest accomplishment of Fightin Aggie Texas A&M football since it joined the league.

After this latest loss in Starkville, Texas A&M is now 2-5 against Mississippi State over the last seven years.

Fisher is 5-5 in his last 10 games against SEC opponents. That shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone, though. Historically, Texas A&M is really good at being loud on Friday night and then quiet on Saturday.

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

But he has a terminal blood disease!! He's allowed to act like a little douche!

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If you only enjoy winning... then you will be distraught.

Do you think I want to divorce my wife every time she cheats on me?  No.

Holy shit, the aggy fanbase was made for a cuck like that!

Everyone keeps saying that the Aggies could drop a dime on Jimbo for all the NIL shenanigans but wouldn't that end up being a bigger "lack of instituonal control" issue for their athletic department than a show cause issue for Jimbo?

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Everyone keeps saying that the Aggies could drop a dime on Jimbo for all the NIL shenanigans but wouldn't that end up being a bigger "lack of instituonal control" issue for their athletic department than a show cause issue for Jimbo?

Ncaa is dead 

They could always play the sovereign immunity card.  Might make it hard to hire the next coach without some sort of huge and nonrefundable signing bonus.

27 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Everyone keeps saying that the Aggies could drop a dime on Jimbo for all the NIL shenanigans but wouldn't that end up being a bigger "lack of instituonal control" issue for their athletic department than a show cause issue for Jimbo?

My understanding is that there are big money guys who would not be too happy to be associated with that story (and would likely have to be associated to go this route). 

It won't surprise me if they try to find a way to get out of his contract, but that option feels like it would produce more collateral damage than aggy would accept.

33 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Everyone keeps saying that the Aggies could drop a dime on Jimbo for all the NIL shenanigans but wouldn't that end up being a bigger "lack of instituonal control" issue for their athletic department than a show cause issue for Jimbo?

Lets hope not. 

55 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Everyone keeps saying that the Aggies could drop a dime on Jimbo for all the NIL shenanigans but wouldn't that end up being a bigger "lack of instituonal control" issue for their athletic department than a show cause issue for Jimbo?

You would burn down the house including alumni and donor base. But what is worse? 95 million in dead money with a poor product on the field and no hope of getting out of it for a decade.. or.. Saving the money for firing a guy for cause, burning the donors who are giving the money for his salary and NIL, losing scholarships, and seeing a similar or worse outcome on the field for at least 5 years. 

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13 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Pretty wild stats here. A&M worse than *IOWA* in oppo-adjusted per-play offense. 

 

Aggy vs. South Carolina is going to be exciting television.

5 minutes ago, John Coctostan said:

Aggy vs. South Carolina is going to be exciting television.

The Wizard of Odds: New A&M Coach Caught Sleeping on the Job

3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

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WTF?

Is that some kind of joke?

5 hours ago, bluto said:

Ncaa is dead 

Yep.  Memphis basketball just straight up refused to cooperate and the NCAA was like "ok sorry, our bad for bothering you" 

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I wonder which milk man Jimbo Jr is banging  

4 hours ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Pretty wild stats here. A&M worse than *IOWA* in oppo-adjusted per-play offense. 

 

It can only get better with Haynes King having to take over the whole season, right?

Right...

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Max Johnson out—broken bone in his throwing hand.

Haynes King vs Bamas defense is going to be like a hate fucking. 

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

WTF?

Is that some kind of joke?

Thats not him.  That is maybe a 20 year old internet meme/joke.  Those guys were from Atlanta GA IIRC. 

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Haynes King vs Bamas defense is going to be like a hate fucking. 

Prediction:

Jimbo throws King to the Bama woodchipper, knowing the team is toast regardless, then starts Weigman because that SC-Ole Miss-FL-Auburn stretch stinks and even Hudson Card could QB that team to 3-1 right there. 

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1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Haynes King vs Bamas defense is going to be like a hate fucking. 

If i was King I would be licking toilet seats in gas stations trying to catch something.  Safer than what he’s got coming on Saturday.

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