November 14, 20232 yr 18 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said: So I should cancel my appt to get "Sark" tattooed on my lip?
November 14, 20232 yr 29 minutes ago, Fastbreak said: You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid. I don't think they did this with any kind of plan in place. I think they did it out of desperate fear after seeing what Sark is building in Texas that's moving to the SEC next year with Arch Manning getting ready to break out. They can't stand being so far behind so they're doing the only two things they know how to do: waste money and make hasty, stupid decisions. I don't think they have any idea who they can realistically get but one thing I do know is they're going to overpay once again for whoever it is.
November 14, 20232 yr Popular Post Jimbo was the 8th highest paid coach in college football. Now that he has no job, he is the 19th highest paid coach in college football.
November 14, 20232 yr Popular Post Feels like a good time to repost one of the great memes of all time:
November 14, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Hermanator said: I don't think they did this with any kind of plan in place. I think they did it out of desperate fear after seeing what Sark is building in Texas that's moving to the SEC next year with Arch Manning getting ready to break out. They can't stand being so far behind so they're doing the only two things they know how to do: waste money and make hasty, stupid decisions. I don't think they have any idea who they can realistically get but one thing I do know is they're going to overpay once again for whoever it is. This. There's only two games left. This is reactionary and signals "we don't mess around", but the problem is the only people that believe that are in B/CS. Let the season play out, do a complete and exhaustive search, and do your homework. This will be Charlie Strong2.0. They'll get turned down by a few bigger names, then settle for the "guy they wanted". If it's Elko, defense might be better, but his resume is paper thin
November 14, 20232 yr 22 minutes ago, Pimphand said: You need to link the OG tweet.... Y’know, the state of Alabama has always thanked God for Mississippi. Now that has been supplanted by West Virginia thanking their deity for College Station.
November 14, 20232 yr 18 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said: So I should cancel my appt to get "Sark" tattooed on my lip? Lower back of course
November 14, 20232 yr On 11/12/2023 at 4:10 PM, LonghornBreeder said: At this point they need to consider including the snakes in the prayer meeting. This is all-hands-on-deck. did the snakes make the prayer meeting?
November 14, 20232 yr Popular Post 26 minutes ago, Bateshorn said: Feels like a good time to repost one of the great memes of all time: This will never get old. I will be watching this in 30 years and still laughing.
November 14, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Js1 said: He’s also one of the oldest QBs in the country, behind Penix. He has a lot of experience under his belt. I think he holds the NCAA record now for games started by a QB (surpassed Colt a couple weeks ago) I'll be glad when all the COVID-year aided guys are gone. Nix has basically been a full-time college starter for five seasons. This is Penix's sixth season.
November 14, 20232 yr Bill Connelly: “maybe [Lanning] wants to take on the absolute hell that is coaching Texas A&M’s football team where everybody assumes ‘this is the one…it’s a great job even though nobody ever succeeds at it!’”
November 14, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Fastbreak said: You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid. There are volumes of aggy joke books out there. Modern aggy get pissed off about it so you don't hear the jokes as often as you used to, but they certainly have not become more shrewd or normal over time.
November 14, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, statsman said: I have a friend that collects vintage Texas sports memorabilia. He got a call, several years ago, from a friend at Bellmont. Texas was running out of room and throwing away a bunch of conference and national championship trophies and cups from long ago, in no -revenue sports (track, etc). He drove to Austin and intercepted before they got to the dumpster. Clearly, this is only a Texas problem. He should have loaned it out to the aggy "hall of champions" so they could see what actual championship trophies look like.
November 14, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, LateAughtsHorn said: I haven't watched much Oregon, but is Bo Nix really that good now? Feels like he has been around as long as Jwhitt and I wasn't super impressed with him before. He's good. He generally makes good decisions and doesn't throw screen passes behind the LOS when guys are open in the flat, unlike a certain QB we all know and love. Whether his skillset will translate to the NFL is another matter - we shall see. Everybody thought Oregon was done after Herbert went to the NFL, then Nix came along. Lanning will probably pull someone else in via the portal after Nix graduates. It's kind of their thing.
November 14, 20232 yr On 11/12/2023 at 4:43 PM, The Dog said: i am so looking forward to the rationale for each of these names in the coming pages
November 14, 20232 yr Popular Post 17 minutes ago, Pancho said: Bill Connelly: “maybe [Lanning] wants to take on the absolute hell that is coaching Texas A&M’s football team where everybody assumes ‘this is the one…it’s a great job even though nobody ever succeeds at it!’”
November 14, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, orangebird said: He's good. He generally makes good decisions and doesn't throw screen passes behind the LOS when guys are open in the flat, unlike a certain QB we all know and love. Whether his skillset will translate to the NFL is another matter - we shall see. Everybody thought Oregon was done after Herbert went to the NFL, then Nix came along. Lanning will probably pull someone else in via the portal after Nix graduates. It's kind of their thing. does PFF have aDOT or air yard stats for college @linux? or anyone know where they live? would love to see the comparison edit: found some here: https://www.cfb-graphs.com/qb_table your nix info is wrong, Ewers has a yard+ in his aDOT and a very slightly better air yard / a number. Ewers: 0.264 EPA/attempt, 7.13 ADOT, 8.34 yards/comp, 7.58 YAC, 773 air yards (going to be low because of how many games he has played) or 3.37 air yards per attempt Nix: 0.422 EPA/attempt, 6.04 ADOT, 8.8 yards/comp, 7.22 YAC, 909 air yards or 3.34 air yards per attempt Penix: 0.458 EPA/attempt, 10.17 ADOT, 9.6 yards/comp, 5.68 YAC, 1873 air yards or 5.8 air yards per attempt Daniels: 0.548 EPA/attempt, 8.71 ADOT, 10.56 yards/comp, 7.4 YAC, 1318 air yards or 5.60 air yards per attempt JJ McCarthy: 0.640 EPA/attempt, 9.65 ADOT, 9.78 yards/comp, 5.01 YAC, 1318 air yards or 6.18 air yards per attempt for the lulz Weigman: 0.289 EPA/attempt, 8.52 ADOT, 7.91 yards/comp, 4.125 YAC, 636 air yards or 5.2 air yards per attempt Max Johnson: 0.095 EPA/attempt, 7.74 ADOT, 7.0 yards/comp, 5.383 YAC, 778 air yards or 3.9 air yards per attempt and is pressured at the 7th highest rate in CFB through week 10 top aDOT in CFB, p5 highlighted: Spoiler EPA/attempt Spoiler Edited November 14, 20232 yr by NoName
November 14, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: Well….that’s one way to look at it…..but…that’s the problem with aggy.
November 14, 20232 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, TheBryMan81 said: So I should cancel my appt to get "Sark" tattooed on my lip? 1 hour ago, BabaYaga said: Lower back of course I had STEPHEN SARKISIAN tattooed on my dick in January 2021. Until this season, it just read STAN most of the time. Edited November 14, 20232 yr by Guadaloopy
November 14, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, orangebird said: He should have loaned it out to the aggy "hall of champions" so they could see what actual championship trophies look like. They do have a Women's basketball championship trophy in there from a few years ago all alone
November 14, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, orangebird said: He's good. He generally makes good decisions and doesn't throw screen passes behind the LOS when guys are open in the flat, unlike a certain QB we all know and love. Whether his skillset will translate to the NFL is another matter - we shall see. Everybody thought Oregon was done after Herbert went to the NFL, then Nix came along. Lanning will probably pull someone else in via the portal after Nix graduates. It's kind of their thing. Yup. His accuracy isn't as good as Pennix, but he also doesn't have Pennix line, which to me is what separates the two. Oregon's issue is Lanning is prone to Herman-esque "We are too smart to do the obvious football thing" moments. Like going for it on 4th when he should just take the points or punt and play defense. Also, Lanning is fucking TERRIBLE at lead management. He blew a lead over Oregon State last year by needless gambling on 4th down, and not simply slowing down his teams play snaps on a 3 touch down lead to milk clock. He's allowed some opponents to remain competitive by not just using the full play clock coming out of half and instead needlessly sticking with hurry up.
November 14, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: from the outside looking in, you can't understand it; from the inside looking out, you can't explain it!
November 14, 20232 yr On 11/12/2023 at 5:19 PM, Vermin said: aggy AD says the 12th Man Foundation will pay the one time costs, but they have no funds and no plan for the ongoing payments. They say the new TV deal will hopefully fund it and "it's fluid." is that from the sunday presser video? the account name, number and bank used to make payments to jimbo is public domain his contract was with aggy mothership so the FOIA request is the receipts for the check or wire from the 12th Man Foundation for $26.6 million by March 11, 2024, made payable or wired to jimbo, inc., direct, OR to aggy mothership, and the account(s) used by the mothership to then pay jimbo, inc.
November 14, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Hermanator said: I don't think they did this with any kind of plan in place. I think they did it out of desperate fear after seeing what Sark is building in Texas that's moving to the SEC next year with Arch Manning getting ready to break out. They can't stand being so far behind so they're doing the only two things they know how to do: waste money and make hasty, stupid decisions. I don't think they have any idea who they can realistically get but one thing I do know is they're going to overpay once again for whoever it is. Haven’t you noticed that a lot of wealthy people (entities) have way more money than brains?
November 14, 20232 yr 13 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said: Well….that’s one way to look at it…..but…that’s the problem with aggy. Excellence being the goal no matter the price is only a good thing if you actually achieve the excellence. Thats where A&M fails.
November 14, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, Bateshorn said: Yup. His accuracy isn't as good as Pennix, but he also doesn't have Pennix line, which to me is what separates the two. Oregon's issue is Lanning is prone to Herman-esque "We are too smart to do the obvious football thing" moments. Like going for it on 4th when he should just take the points or punt and play defense. Also, Lanning is fucking TERRIBLE at lead management. He blew a lead over Oregon State last year by needless gambling on 4th down, and not simply slowing down his teams play snaps on a 3 touch down lead to milk clock. He's allowed some opponents to remain competitive by not just using the full play clock coming out of half and instead needlessly sticking with hurry up. Wait, has anyone ever seen Lanning and Sark in the same place at the same time?
November 14, 20232 yr 24 minutes ago, NoName said: does PFF have aDOT or air yard stats for college @linux? or anyone know where they live? would love to see the comparison edit: found some here: https://www.cfb-graphs.com/qb_table your nix info is wrong, Ewers has a yard+ in his aDOT and a very slightly better air yard / a number. Ewers: 0.264 EPA/attempt, 7.13 ADOT, 8.34 yards/comp, 7.58 YAC, 773 air yards (going to be low because of how many games he has played) or 3.37 air yards per attempt Nix: 0.422 EPA/attempt, 6.04 ADOT, 8.8 yards/comp, 7.22 YAC, 909 air yards or 3.34 air yards per attempt Penix: 0.458 EPA/attempt, 10.17 ADOT, 9.6 yards/comp, 5.68 YAC, 1873 air yards or 5.8 air yards per attempt Daniels: 0.548 EPA/attempt, 8.71 ADOT, 10.56 yards/comp, 7.4 YAC, 1318 air yards or 5.60 air yards per attempt JJ McCarthy: 0.640 EPA/attempt, 9.65 ADOT, 9.78 yards/comp, 5.01 YAC, 1318 air yards or 6.18 air yards per attempt for the lulz Weigman: 0.289 EPA/attempt, 8.52 ADOT, 7.91 yards/comp, 4.125 YAC, 636 air yards or 5.2 air yards per attempt Max Johnson: 0.095 EPA/attempt, 7.74 ADOT, 7.0 yards/comp, 5.383 YAC, 778 air yards or 3.9 air yards per attempt and is pressured at the 7th highest rate in CFB through week 10 top aDOT in CFB, p5 highlighted: Hide contents EPA/attempt Reveal hidden contents Yes they do, Milroe is second, Weigman is around 50, Max 66, Quinn is around 100 and Bo Nix is around 140. Min 20% snaps Edited November 14, 20232 yr by linux
November 14, 20232 yr COLLEGE STATION — Three of the top potential candidates for the open Texas A&M job have chimed in, and Dan Lanning sounded most adamant about staying at Oregon. “I’m not going anywhere,” Lanning told the assembled media this week when asked about A&M following the firing of Jimbo Fisher. “There is zero chance that I would be coaching somewhere else. I’ve got unfinished business here … and my No. 1 priority is being elite here at Oregon.”
November 14, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said: Haven’t you noticed that a lot of wealthy people (entities) have way more money than brains? Speaking of which, I wonder what sort of local economy grows up around a person like Jimbo. Not like he's buying rare books. There'll be Super-Sized McMansions, extra cars and flashy gadgets. A couple of motorcycles that he rode once and got scared. Tawdry hootchies. Boats boats and boats. An accountant and a lawyer somewhere. How many people live off his money?
November 14, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Hermanator said: Wait, has anyone ever seen Lanning and Sark in the same place at the same time? Coaches in general simple do not understand that the clock, not the other team, is the enemy when working a substantial lead.
November 14, 20232 yr On 11/12/2023 at 4:47 PM, closetohumping said: Another Please let it be Sonny Dykes. PLEASE
November 14, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said: Speaking of which, I wonder what sort of local economy grows up around a person like Jimbo. Not like he's buying rare books. There'll be Super-Sized McMansions, extra cars and flashy gadgets. A couple of motorcycles that he rode once and got scared. Tawdry hootchies. Boats boats and boats. An accountant and a lawyer somewhere. How many people live off his money? His speech therapist?
November 14, 20232 yr 36 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said: I had STEPHEN SARKISIAN tattooed on my dick in January 2021. Until this season, it just read STAN most of the time. Welcome to Jamaica mon! Have a nice day!
November 14, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Armybrat said: His speech therapist? If Jimbo has/had been paying for a speech therapist, he needs to get his money back.
November 14, 20232 yr 43 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said: I had STEPHEN SARKISIAN tattooed on my dick in January 2021. Until this season, it just read STAN most of the time. You've spelt "Phteven" incorrectly.
November 14, 20232 yr On 3/25/2018 at 3:39 AM, ATXHorn94 said: It’s going to take a loooong time to get this back to 1300 pages or whatever it was. You can do it!
November 14, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said: Speaking of which, I wonder what sort of local economy grows up around a person like Jimbo. Big money in peanut butter. He likes to watch KKL and her dog.
November 14, 20232 yr Question for those of you that may have better knowledge about Jimbo's contract here. If he wants to coach again, was their verbiage about that while he is being paid out? Or is it FULLY guaranteed and he can double dip and get paid by the likes of WV or Miss State?
November 14, 20232 yr 15 hours ago, Crapinon said: There is only one way to pick their next coach. Have them pet Reveille. She'll let them know in her own special way. Those Corps Turds better keep that bitch (Reveille, not the one getting her ear bitten off) away from Bevo XV, or she might get the Uga treatment.
November 14, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, markstanco said: Question for those of you that may have better knowledge about Jimbo's contract here. If he wants to coach again, was their verbiage about that while he is being paid out? Or is it FULLY guaranteed and he can double dip and get paid by the likes of WV or Miss State? there is no offset language in the contract. he can double dip.
November 14, 20232 yr There are volumes of aggy joke books out there. Modern aggy get pissed off about it so you don't hear the jokes as often as you used to, but they certainly have not become more shrewd or normal over time. My grand dad had one when we were growing up. I can’t remember if it had old sarge on the front or if it was the cow-a-socky.
November 14, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, NoName said: there is no offset language in the contract. he can double dip. Lol. Whoever wrote and approved that contract should be fired.
November 14, 20232 yr Just now, ClubWhatever said: Lol. Whoever wrote and approved that contract should be fired. They're the search committee, along with Pubes and Johnny 8 Ball.
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