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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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They always bring up conspiracies about Texas favoritism but do they ever question the reasoning behind these conspiracies?

Why the assumed favoritism by SWC, Big 12, SEC, CFP commitie and media?

Because they know that Texas is the big chingon.

 

More like the undeniable play and wins put the evil sips into the playoffs

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Nope, it's not.  Agy hired a potato as a head coach and their exit portal is filling up, while Texas recruiting is humming like a well oiled machine

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15 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Ok I have been a proponent of firing coaches the minute it is obvious they need to be fired. I thought we should have fired Strong right after Kansas in 2016 and Herman right after he blew it against TCU and OU in 2020. But seeing how A&M has a bowl bid with nobody to coach the team and all the players quitting, I am now rethinking my position. Probably should have let Jimbo coach out the string.

Yeah the first thing I said about Jimbo's firing was that I was only surprised about the timing. So weird, and so aggy. The second thing I told my kid was that it was clear they had no actual plan and just pulled the trigger because they finally felt like they could ... and that he should get his popcorn, because the next few weeks/months/years would be some of the best comedy gold yet from the gift that keeps on giving. I knew it would be a clown show because it's never been anything but a clown show. They never disappoint.

2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Exhibit A of aggy delusion.  "Used to dominate the big 12 for the most part . . ." 

It appears that winning 1 conference championship in 16 seasons, compiling a conference winning percentage of approximately 54%, losing 10 of 16 games to Tech, and losing 11 of 16 games to Texas = domination in this sap's mind. 

 

 

 

Well in their defense, those goobers can write some amazing fan fiction when it comes to their program.

12 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

More like the undeniable play and wins put the evil sips into the playoffs

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Nope, it's not.  Agy hired a potato as a head coach and their exit portal is filling up, while Texas recruiting is humming like a well oiled machine

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Its like they WANT us to mock them....

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I thought ignorance was bliss. Apparently being stupid makes for an unhappy life.

 

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So to recap the last week and a half:

  • aggy tried to get Mike Stoops and whiffed
  • Massive dysfunction in the aggy athletic department between Bjork vs the BOR/Big CIgars, who didn't know about Stoops
  • aggy hires Elko
  • Petrino, Robinson, and other corches all announce their departures
  • aggy players begin entering the portal
  • aggy recruits begin flipping
  • Their most hated rival (us) wins its conference championship
  • Their most hated rival (us) gets a bid to the CFP

I know the Downfall meme has been completely overdone, but never has it been more apropos than it is for aggy after this entire turn of events.

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

Low and slow until it's fall-apart tender.

Sounds about right

Aggy just seeing that the slow cooker wasn’t plugged in.  Furk.

4 hours ago, Cajun said:

I don't think that the internet is quite the positive for aggy that they think it is.

You're gotdamn right. This is where s/m really shines. We've been trying to tell the rest of the world about aggy for  several decades. Now, they do all the work for us, voluntarily displaying their bizarre turditions, beliefs, hatefulness, and assorted other weirdness and stupidity for all to see.

2 minutes ago, orangebird said:

So to recap the last week and a half:

  • aggy tried to get Mike Stoops and whiffed
  • Massive dysfunction in the aggy athletic department between Bjork vs the BOR/Big CIgars, who didn't know about Stoops
  • aggy hires Elko
  • Petrino, Robinson, and other corches all announce their departures
  • aggy players begin entering the portal
  • aggy recruits begin flipping
  • Their most hated rival (us) wins its conference championship
  • Their most hated rival (us) gets a bid to the CFP

I know the Downfall meme has been completely overdone, but never has it been more apropos than it is for aggy after this entire turn of events.

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4 hours ago, FtheBig12 said:

yeah I get it. Won't let me delete or I would. I have my reason for my hate I shouldn't subject others to it :)

For future reference, y'all can report your own posts and they'll delete them if you like, using the 3-dot dropdown menu at the top right of the post. Just tell 'em what you need in the comment box at the bottom. 

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They keep saying Texas is the fraud and got in because of politics and media. I’m listening to some analysts and podcasts these last day or so, nearly everyone is saying they are fine with the top 4, but logically if FSU should be in then it’s Alabama that should have been left out and the top four should have been Michigan, Washington, FSU, and Texas.

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2 hours ago, n64ra said:

aggy could always rejoin the Big 12 to avoid the script having Texas beat them.

They won't be able to handle us being there and will move on from the SEC within 5-10 years imho.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

They keep saying Texas is the fraud and got in because of politics and media. I’m listening to some analysts and podcasts these last day or so, nearly everyone is saying they are fine with the top 4, but logically if FSU should be in then it’s Alabama that should have been left out and the top four should have been Michigan, Washington, FSU, and Texas.

I've seen plenty of comments that nobody should want to play Texas right now.  That two-game stretch seemingly changed a lot of minds.

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Last NC: Texas 2005, OU 2000, TAMU 1939

Last NC game: Texas 2009, OU 2008, TAMU 1939

Last CFP: Texas 2023, OU 2019, TAMU -

Last AP Top 5: Texas 2023, OU 2018, TAMu 2020

Last Conf. Champ.: Texas 2023, OU 2020, TAMU 1998

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Weak schedule".  That's rich.  Jeff Sagarin's rankings can lead to head-scratching at times, but they're not completely out to lunch -- here are his schedule strength rankings of the teams in question:

Michigan (56)

Washington (5)

Texas (4)

Alabama (12)

FSU (61)

Georgia (46)

Ohio State (36)

Oregon (25)

 

So, the hardest schedule of playoff contenders.  Good call, Ags.

... and aggy at 16. Not bad, but still not as tough as our schedule that they're complaining about.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've seen plenty of comments that nobody should want to play Texas right now.  That two-game stretch seemingly changed a lot of minds.

Really, it started with the 2nd half of ISU. Really, there should be some kind of award for that Jarod Hougher guy. 

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9 minutes ago, orangebird said:

So to recap the last week and a half:

  • aggy tried to get Mike Stoops and whiffed
  • Massive dysfunction in the aggy athletic department between Bjork vs the BOR/Big CIgars, who didn't know about Stoops
  • aggy hires Elko
  • Petrino, Robinson, and other corches all announce their departures
  • aggy players begin entering the portal
  • aggy recruits begin flipping
  • Their most hated rival (us) wins its conference championship
  • Their most hated rival (us) gets a bid to the CFP

I know the Downfall meme has been completely overdone, but never has it been more apropos than it is for aggy after this entire turn of events.

Texas beating Bama broke them.  It’s probably the biggest reason Texas made the playoffs despite having same record as Georgia and Bama and it annihilated their narrative that SEC was big boy football and that Texas needs to stay in the shallow end of the pool because we couldn’t hang.  I mean our bowl with Georgia proved that but “they didn’t want to be there” was used as the convenient excuse. 

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10 minutes ago, statsman said:

Last NC: Texas 2005, OU 2000, TAMU 1939

Last NC game: Texas 2009, OU 2008, TAMU 1939

Last CFP: Texas 2023, OU 2019, TAMU -

Last AP Top 5: Texas 2023, OU 2018, TAMu 2020

Last Conf. Champ.: Texas 2023, OU 2020, TAMU 1998

Only thing wrong here is aggy has NEVER played in a NC game. Their sole semi-legitimate claim to a championship was awarded to them by the AP poll. They've never actually competed in a game with a trophy on the line. 

 

ETA: Their 1939 NC is claimed by USC as well and there's a very strong argument that Tennessee was the deserving team. They went undefeated and didn't allow a single point all season. So, yeah, aggy is trash. 

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8 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Texas beating Bama broke them.  It’s probably the biggest reason Texas made the playoffs despite having same record as Georgia and Bama and it annihilated their narrative that SEC was big boy football and that Texas needs to stay in the shallow end of the pool because we couldn’t hang.  I mean our bowl with Georgia proved that but “they didn’t want to be there” was used as the convenient excuse. 

In addition to beating Georgia, we should have beat Bama last year and could have beat the “best LSU/SEC team ever” 2 years before that. Even in our down years, we weren’t that far off.  

They won't be able to handle us being there and will move on from the SEC within 5-10 years imho.

The SEC is their identity now. It would be funny to see them go back to the Big 12, though. (And be a .500 team there too.)
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29 minutes ago, orangebird said:

So to recap the last week and a half:

  • aggy tried to get Mike Stoops and whiffed
  • Massive dysfunction in the aggy athletic department between Bjork vs the BOR/Big CIgars, who didn't know about Stoops
  • aggy hires Elko
  • Petrino, Robinson, and other corches all announce their departures
  • aggy players begin entering the portal
  • aggy recruits begin flipping
  • Their most hated rival (us) wins its conference championship
  • Their most hated rival (us) gets a bid to the CFP

I know the Downfall meme has been completely overdone, but never has it been more apropos than it is for aggy after this entire turn of events.

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30 minutes ago, orangebird said:

So to recap the last week and a half:

  • aggy tried to get Mike Stoops and whiffed
  • Massive dysfunction in the aggy athletic department between Bjork vs the BOR/Big CIgars, who didn't know about Stoops
  • aggy hires Elko
  • Petrino, Robinson, and other corches all announce their departures
  • aggy players begin entering the portal
  • aggy recruits begin flipping
  • Their most hated rival (us) wins its conference championship
  • Their most hated rival (us) gets a bid to the CFP

I know the Downfall meme has been completely overdone, but never has it been more apropos than it is for aggy after this entire turn of events.

Are we really taking the bolded part as truth?  Because it seems that originated from a texags thread, and I don't remember seeing anyone else actually report it.  Besides, Bjork would not still be employed if that really happened...

6 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

In addition to beating Georgia, we should have beat Bama last year and could have beat the “best LSU/SEC team ever” 2 years before that. Even in our down years, we weren’t that far off.  

I have been thinking that really the only difference between this team and last years team is this year we won those close games.

And had a functional passing game. That was nice to.

5 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Then it's better to mock those people.

 

...or I'll do as I fucking please and you can move on.

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Are we really taking the bolded part as truth?  Because it seems that originated from a texags thread, and I don't remember seeing anyone else actually report it.  Besides, Bjork would not still be employed if that really happened...

Are you sure A&M governance didn't allow Bjork to negotiate a huge guaranteed buyout with himself? Seems like something they'd do and would explain why he's still there. 

47 minutes ago, orangebird said:

So to recap the last week and a half:

  • aggy tried to get Mike Stoops and whiffed
  • Massive dysfunction in the aggy athletic department between Bjork vs the BOR/Big CIgars, who didn't know about Stoops
  • aggy hires Elko
  • Petrino, Robinson, and other corches all announce their departures
  • aggy players begin entering the portal
  • aggy recruits begin flipping
  • Their most hated rival (us) wins its conference championship
  • Their most hated rival (us) gets a bid to the CFP

I know the Downfall meme has been completely overdone, but never has it been more apropos than it is for aggy after this entire turn of events.

And it was all completely self-inflicted.

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Are we really taking the bolded part as truth?  Because it seems that originated from a texags thread, and I don't remember seeing anyone else actually report it.  Besides, Bjork would not still be employed if that really happened...

Fair point, texags is a marginal source at best.  We'll probably never really know for sure.  I odn't remember if it was posted elsewhere, maybe Twitter/X?

But if there is any truth to be had in that, then they may be waiting a while until things stabilize in their athletic department before they give him the boot.  Kind of like a divorce situation where the estranged couple is stuck living in the same place for a while because they can't afford to move out.  That whole program is a raging dumpster fire right now, and they probably have more pressing fish to fry, like filling out Elko's assistants and trying to salvage what's left of their roster and recruiting class.

It's hard to say.

Just now, chainsaw said:

And it was all completely self-inflicted.

If stoops ever pulls off 9 or 10 wins and elko is at their 7.5 mean, the story will be told that them 'sips were a-scared of stoops at aggy and conspired to keep them from hiring him.  

55 minutes ago, orangebird said:

So to recap the last week and a half:

  • aggy tried to get Mike Stoops and whiffed
  • Massive dysfunction in the aggy athletic department between Bjork vs the BOR/Big CIgars, who didn't know about Stoops
  • aggy hires Elko
  • Petrino, Robinson, and other corches all announce their departures
  • aggy players begin entering the portal
  • aggy recruits begin flipping
  • Their most hated rival (us) wins its conference championship
  • Their most hated rival (us) gets a bid to the CFP

I know the Downfall meme has been completely overdone, but never has it been more apropos than it is for aggy after this entire turn of events.

Should add in that none of Elko's assistants wanted to follow him to aggy.

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Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Should add in that none of his current assistants wanted to follow him to aggy.

You sure? They would rather stay at Duke or look elsewhere than go to A&M, a place famous for high salaries for coaches?

I am kind of fascinated how A&M is going to play against OSU. They can't forfeit again so...what are they going to do? Lose 84-0 or something? They have to find coaches to coach and players to play fast.

8 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Should add in that none of Elko's assistants wanted to follow him to aggy.

 

I think Elko just hired two of them from Duke, the OL and CB coach. I don't know how many Duke assistants I'd be wanting if I was an Aggie fan, though. Can aim higher with that kind of pay pool.

51 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Texas beating Bama broke them.  It’s probably the biggest reason Texas made the playoffs despite having same record as Georgia and Bama

Oh, I'd say it was pretty critical.  An 11-2 Texas isn't getting into the CFP if everything else stays the same.  But beating Alabama locked us in front of them despite our loss to OU.  And their beating Georgia is the only thing that vaulted us from 7 to 3.

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1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

I think Elko just hired two of them from Duke, the OL and CB coach. I don't know how many Duke assistants I'd be wanting if I was an Aggie fan, though. Can aim higher with that kind of pay pool.

Holy shit, is Elko going to be the aggy Charlie Strong?

4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I think Elko just hired two of them from Duke, the OL and CB coach. I don't know how many Duke assistants I'd be wanting if I was an Aggie fan, though. Can aim higher with that kind of pay pool.

Saw some comments from Northwestern fans that the OL coach was tied to the hip with Fitz and their fans were "begging Fitz to fire his ass for years."

At Northwestern. I'm sure he'll do fine now though

It will be guys who are buddies of Elko. That is how coaching works, you hire the guys (or people I guess, as there are some lady coaches now) you like to work with.

We've been through this with each of our head coaching hires. We have people dreaming of some kind of dream team coaching staff but we always just get the guys our coach knows and can work with.

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14 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Holy shit, is Elko going to be the aggy Charlie Strong?

With shorter fingers 

12 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It will be guys who are buddies of Elko. That is how coaching works, you hire the guys (or people I guess, as there are some lady coaches now) you like to work with.

We've been through this with each of our head coaching hires. We have people dreaming of some kind of dream team coaching staff but we always just get the guys our coach knows and can work with.

OC - Norm Chow
DC - Jon Gruden (he's good at offense, so he'll know defense, duh)

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30 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Oh, I'd say it was pretty critical.  An 11-2 Texas isn't getting into the CFP if everything else stays the same.  But beating Alabama locked us in front of them despite our loss to OU.  And their beating Georgia is the only thing that vaulted us from 7 to 3.

And we only played Bama because aggy are giant pussies and didn't want to play us. Hell, had we played and beaten aggy, we still weren't getting in the playoff. Thanks aggy, for being aggy as always!!

38 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I am kind of fascinated how A&M is going to play against OSU. They can't forfeit again so...what are they going to do? Lose 84-0 or something? They have to find coaches to coach and players to play fast.

 

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Don't give one flippin' shit if it's already been posted.  Thank you sir may I have another!

 

3 minutes ago, wood said:

And we only played Bama because aggy are giant pussies and didn't want to play us. Hell, had we played and beaten aggy, we still weren't getting in the playoff. Thanks aggy, for being aggy as always!!

Their schedule was full with Appalachian State that weekend.

17 hours ago, Vermin said:

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Elko is a magician that can turn 5*s into 5th round picks.

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Mack was claimed off of waivers by the Detroit Lions on August 2, 2020, but was waived five days later with a failed physical designation.[5][6]
New York Giants

Mack was signed by the New York Giants on August 17, 2020.[7] He was waived on September 5, 2020.[8]
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On September 10, Mack was signed to the Green Bay Packers practice squad.[9] He was released on September 16.[10]
Arizona Cardinals

On November 24, 2020, Mack was signed to the Arizona Cardinals' practice squad.[11] Mack was released on December 21, 2020.[12]
Tennessee Titans

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Yeah the first thing I said about Jimbo's firing was that I was only surprised about the timing. So weird, and so aggy. The second thing I told my kid was that it was clear they had no actual plan and just pulled the trigger because they finally felt like they could ... and that he should get his popcorn, because the next few weeks/months/years would be some of the best comedy gold yet from the gift that keeps on giving. I knew it would be a clown show because it's never been anything but a clown show. They never disappoint.
I truly believe the timing was at least partially based on the delusion they could pull in any coach they wanted, even ones well on their way to a conference championship. Then the BMD's stepped in with a big dose of fiscal reality...which left them realistic choices of Elko, Traylor or someone that would make even less of a splash nationally and enrage the average aggy donors.
55 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I am kind of fascinated how A&M is going to play against OSU. They can't forfeit again so...what are they going to do? Lose 84-0 or something? They have to find coaches to coach and players to play fast.

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