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8 hours ago, F250 said:

My nephew has an MFA from the University of Chicago and makes a shit ton more than anyone I know with a business degree or STEM degree his age.

Ambition and a Univ of Chicago degree can go a long way. 
 

but all of this degree talk is a far cry from the laughs I want when I come to the tell me about A&M thread.

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On 11/10/2024 at 7:34 AM, Bullneck said:

*aigy

 

*algae

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Go find the aggy AI bullshit thread.

Yeah, because 2 pages of technical vs. non-technical degree program talk was great reading.

Strap goes on the back of the head you dumbfuck aggy. Jesus Christ.e1d912c32d33b76f2ba78673a4d0a702.jpg

39 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Yeah, because 2 pages of technical vs. non-technical degree program talk was great reading.

Fair point, but I'll still take that over the AI crap.

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

No CR........

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Hey Dark_Knight

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2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

No CR........

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Somebody was paying attention during fish camp, however I am forced to deduct points due to the lack of whooping. Solid 8.5/10 for embodying the essence of aggy. 

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Somebody was paying attention during fish camp, however I am forced to deduct points due to the lack of whooping. Solid 8.5/10 for embodying the essence of aggy. 

I think a red ass could have been used........

26 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Which one of you degerenates posted this in a thread about Wigwam losing his mojo:

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55 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

No CR........

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Dark_Knight seems like a fucking gullible moron. I hope he doesn't work a job where anyone's safety is in his hands.

14 hours ago, F250 said:

My nephew has an MFA from the University of Chicago and makes a shit ton more than anyone I know with a business degree or STEM degree his age.

That's a great university. Our valedictorian went there, and she don't need no man. She's fine as hell, too. Smart as hell with big ol titties. Nice as humaly possible. 

She's basically someone you see on the news that's been kidnapped because she's hot and naive. 

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14 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's a great university. Our valedictorian went there, and she don't need no man. She's fine as hell, too. Smart as hell with big ol titties. Nice as humaly possible. 

She's basically someone you see on the news that's been kidnapped because she's hot and naive. 

You willing to introduce her to my single friend. He's not a regarded degenerate sick weirdo and doesn't post on Surly. So...

/obviously asking for a friend

 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

You willing to introduce her to my single friend. He's not a regarded degenerate sick weirdo and doesn't post on Surly. So...

/obviously asking for a friend

 

Does he like dogs? Because she rescues and helps foster animals. It's her passion. 

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Does he like dogs? Because she rescues and helps foster animals. It's her passion. 

Looking at his LinkedIn he's volunteered at animal shelters for decades. So, probably. I'll look at his socials.

9 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Looking at his LinkedIn he's volunteered at animal shelters for decades. So, probably. I'll look at his socials.

Wow. He seems almost as nice and naive as she is. Maybe they'll get kidnapped together. It's kidnapped at first sight. But seriously, she's suuuuuuuper passionate about animals. I mean, we all love animals (God knows I love giving my money to shelters and helping lost dogs find their owners), but this woman is on another level. I bet she's a freak, too. You don't look that fine with those titties and tell me you ain't into some weird shit. 

Bummer, dude. I hadn't been on fb for years until I said goodbye to my best friend who sadly took his life. Anyway, apparently she's married now. I really never thought she would be. 

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14 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Does he like dogs? Because she rescues and helps foster animals. It's her passion. 

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3 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's a great university. Our valedictorian went there, and she don't need no man. She's fine as hell, too. Smart as hell with big ol titties. Nice as humaly possible. 

She's basically someone you see on the news that's been kidnapped because she's hot and naive. 

I don't know what in the match.com is going on here, but I just spent a couple minutes looking for a pic of these fine titties and found nothing, so someone is about to get negged.

14 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I don't know what in the match.com is going on here, but I just spent a couple minutes looking for a pic of these fine titties and found nothing, so someone is about to get negged.

This is what the guillotine was made for.

They started thinking about the Texas game after their LSU win and they went out and lost to Souf Carolina

 

They are still only thinking about the Texas game which means overlooking (and assuming a win against) Auburn. 

 

This is setting up nicely.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

They started thinking about the Texas game after their LSU win and they went out and lost to Souf Carolina

 

They are still only thinking about the Texas game which means overlooking (and assuming a win against) Auburn. 

 

This is setting up nicely.

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3 hours ago, Blotto said:

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I work with retards

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

I don't know what in the match.com is going on here, but I just spent a couple minutes looking for a pic of these fine titties and found nothing, so someone is about to get negged.

Sorry, amigo. I can't doxx her since she's married now. It sucks, I know. I was hoping I could also slide into her DMs, but some douche turd has already done that. I should have ditched my ex years ago and go with Crystal. 

10 hours ago, Paco said:

Strap goes on the back of the head you dumbfuck aggy. Jesus Christ.e1d912c32d33b76f2ba78673a4d0a702.jpg

Maybe it is a bridle.

5 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

That's a great university. Our valedictorian went there, and she don't need no man. She's fine as hell, too. Smart as hell with big ol titties. Nice as humaly possible. 

She's basically someone you see on the news that's been kidnapped because she's hot and naive. 

is the movie series on Netflix or Hulu. id like to see these jugs 

11 hours ago, Paco said:

Strap goes on the back of the head you dumbfuck aggy. Jesus Christ.e1d912c32d33b76f2ba78673a4d0a702.jpg

A picture worth a thousand e-mails

6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

She's basically someone you see on the news that's been kidnapped because she's hot and naive. 

Love is like a dying ember
And only memories remain
And through the ages I'll remember
Blue eyes crying in the rain

6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Does he like dogs? Because she rescues and helps foster animals. It's her passion. 

you promised pics 30 hours ago

quit posting

start uploading

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Is the SEC network owned by aggy? They are always playing their games on there and forcing other teams to play on ABC or ESPN.

 

14 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Holy shit.  Moving senior night from the last home game to fucking New Mexico State.  Nice show of confidence aggy.

16 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Holy shit.  Moving senior night from the last home game to fucking New Mexico State.  Nice show of confidence aggy.

What a chickenshit move, HAHAHA, I am sure they will claim some logistics issue with the Texas game.

11 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Love is like a dying ember
And only memories remain
And through the ages I'll remember
Blue eyes crying in the rain

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

I thought for sure y'all had to be bullshitting...

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What a bunch of moronic imbeciles.

Dear Lord Baby Jesus. Please let those aggies from NM beat the crap out of the aggies from Texas.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

I thought for sure y'all had to be bullshitting...

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What a bunch of moronic imbeciles.

so aggy football seniors = US Military?

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

so aggy football seniors = US Military?

Nope, they're cosplay boy scouts.

Have we ever not had senior night at the last home game?

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Have we ever not had senior night at the last home game?

has anyone? For a school so focused on traditions they sure find ways to opt out when needed.

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Well, it tells me Elko doesnt want any possible distractions, nothing more.

7 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

has anyone? For a school so focused on traditions they sure find ways to opt out when needed.

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Because it smells like fat bitch in college station. And not just the women 

12 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you promised pics 30 hours ago

quit posting

start uploading

Dude, I'm currently in the middle of setting up funeral arrangements for my best friend who passed. I'll get to it after, I assure you. 

34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Because it smells like fat bitch in college station. And not just the women 

Saw this bumper sticker today when I was stopped for a solid hour in traffic on 99 this morning at 6:20 am, 3 miles from 45. Appropriate for TAMU. 
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34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Because it smells like fat bitch in college station. And not just the women 

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