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19 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This coaching hire is the equivalent of your neighbor with the jacked up King Ranch F-250 that was totally useless for his 15 mile daily commute on city roads. Everybody knew he couldn't afford it, so when he announced he was trading it in only to show up with a brand new Yukon Denali it became obvious he just went deeper in the hole for something that didn't match his means or needs at all. 

I’ve seen some great shit on the internet ( porn specifically) but this might be the funniest and most accurate thing I think I’ve ever seen and I read my father’s obituary online. Well done ol son. 

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Unpopular opinion, but this actually isn’t a terrible hire. He competed very well with what he had to work with at UK and recruited far above what he should’ve been able to. He went toe to toe with the best SEC teams regularly but just didn’t have the horses to run with them all game. Everyone hated playing his teams and I think he’ll bring that over to A&…
sorry I just couldnt finish typing that without bursting out laughing
This is exactly the sort of thing aggy will have to convince themselves to avoid mass seppuku. Well done sir
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I would love to hear the voice mail they left Dabo, that he never returned.

"Coach Swinney, this is the Texas A and M Fightin' Aggies.  We like how you've made the most of a small fish opportunity there, and if you're ready to move up to one of the game's true blue bloods, we'd be happy to give you a 12-year trial contract and literally any amount of money you want, and zero oversight on our part..."

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If Stoops is the hire, Elijah Robison has his work cut out for him to hold the class and team together. You know the portal will be just billowing with aggy players. 

If 4 or 5 of those players portal to UT and we win a championship next year does A&M get to hang a banner at their stadium since ex Aggies helped win a title?  

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3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If Stoops is the hire, Elijah Robison has his work cut out for him to hold the class and team together. You know the portal will be just billowing with aggy players. 

Gerry saying Robinson and Durkin ain't returning.  An aggy insider on 247 said the same on Robinson.  We shall see.

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13 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

If 4 or 5 of those players portal to UT and we win a championship next year does A&M get to hang a banner at their stadium since ex Aggies helped win a title?  

"Give me 85 scholarship players, and I'll win the conference. Give me 5 Aggies, and I'll win the national championship."

- General Sarkisian

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Who was the coach that got hire at I think Rutgers that was so reviled by the fanbase and they protested so much that the program rescinded the hire? Was it Schiavo? 

 

 

2 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Stop, I just came...

Just need a fully guaranteed contract to top it off. 

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6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

No way that is true. It’s reads like desperation for fans trying to cope that they didn’t have the money or the attraction to pull a big name with every coach worth a damn saying no. Fisch is close to a Stoops but at least Stoops has multiple 10 win seasons and won’t bolt at the first sign of success.

Plain and simple they settled and can’t face reality. 

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