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Put it on the wall:
 
 
 
Gainsville?

Hell Gainsville doesn't even have a Niemans. Coral Gables bitches.

College Station however is correct. Best goddamn city in Texas. Somebody needs to avertize dis fact in Califuckedup so them yaboshitfucks from there move to the lovely city of College Station instead of the shithole Austin. Whoop!
Kyler and Kliff are aggy greats! Kliff didn't spend his entire playing career at Tech or anything or even coach there for 6 seasons. He spent 1 season as an OC in aggyland and now he's an all-time aggy great? WTF? Kyler barely played as an aggy and transferred after one season and he's an aggy great? What goes through the minds of these gomers?
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KKK on the same team?

Advantage aggy.
2 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

KKK on the same team?

Advantage aggy.

aggy is claiming their “football greats” in the same manner they have long claimed their “military heroes.”

Anyone who has stopped in College Station long enough to use a urinal is suddenly claimed as an aggy. 

Low self-esteem state university. 



. Somebody needs to avertize dis fact in Califuckedup so them yaboshitfucks from there move to the lovely city of College Station instead of the shithole Austin. Whoop!


I agree with this.

Question: What does the the KKK all have in common ?

Answer: They all got out of collie station as soon as they could,

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Question: What does the the KKK all have in common ?

Answer: They all got out of collie station as soon as they could,

(Narrator: But KKK is still there)

Typed 'Stupid Aggies' into Google and strangely, not one link to New Mexico State came up. Only Texas A&M. Weird. 

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Typed 'Stupid Aggies' into Google and strangely, not one link to New Mexico State came up. Only Texas A&M. Weird. 

I'm surprised the output wasn't this:

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20 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Put it on the wall:

 

 

 

Lawton, lol. People from Lawton don't even like Lawton. This poll might be flawed, lol.

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Lawton, lol. People from Lawton don't even like Lawton. This poll might be flawed, lol.

I'm not gonna sit here and listen to you bad mouth the United States Census Bureau AND the Department of Labor 

we need a 30 for 30 catching up on the hat guy and the various types of rockets he has performed surgery on.

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Never mind he did the same thing against the SEC secondary he faced as well.

Haha, I stumbled into the aggy 247 thread about where there school ranks in the SEC for coaching jobs.  Tarp put them at 5th best, and every single one of them is complaining about being too low.  Saw a sleeping giant reference as well.

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36 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

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Never mind he did the same thing against the SEC secondary he faced as well.

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11 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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Well I'm sure the Bulldog secondary didn't want to be there after that.  To be fair.

Just now, Scholz said:

Well I'm sure the Bulldog secondary didn't want to be there after that.  To be fair.

sadly for them, it was the first play from scrimmage.

36 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

sadly for them, it was the first play from scrimmage.

Well, 2nd, but still...

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, 2nd, but still...

pretty sure it was the first.  They got a false start for 6 yards and loss of down before that, dumbass. 

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

pretty sure it was the first.  They got a false start for 6 yards and loss of down before that, dumbass. 

Watch the damned tape, moran.  1st down was a swing pass to Watson for about 7 yards.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Watch the damned tape, moran.  1st down was a swing pass to Watson for about 7 yards.

Check your damned meter, idjit. I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

48 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Well I'm sure the Bulldog secondary didn't want to be there after that.  To be fair.

Nope. They were still flabbergasted about getting left out of the CFP. You can tell by #20 in that clip. He felt double crossed. 

How can anyone look at looch and say hey this is a guy id like to hang out with and take football advice from. I just dont get how looking the way he does on how he can be taken seriously.

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8 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

How can anyone look at looch and say hey this is a guy id like to hang out with and take football advice from. I just dont get how looking the way he does on how he can be taken seriously.

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Do you even aggy, bro?

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aggy is claiming their “football greats” in the same manner they have long claimed their “military heroes.”
Anyone who has stopped in College Station long enough to use a urinal is suddenly claimed as an aggy. 
Low self-esteem state university. 
What the fuck? I've been to a game at Kyle and took a piss so now I'm aggy?

Fuck that shit.

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3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

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Never mind he did the same thing against the SEC secondary he faced as well.

Shhhhh.......... 4.7 in the SEC is 4.4 anywhere else.

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How can anyone look at looch and say hey this is a guy id like to hang out with and take football advice from. I just dont get how looking the way he does on how he can be taken seriously.

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Tumescent flying dicks like him.

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4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

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Never mind he did the same thing against the SEC secondary he faced as well.

Damn right.  7 for 67 against that SEC secondary, and every single one of those catches went for a first down.  And that was in a game where we ran the ball on nearly a 2:1 ratio because we were punking SEC/Georgia on the ground; otherwise, LJH's stats would have been even bigger.  

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"I think Liucci is just swell, darn it!"

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God they’re gay. I mean really. Who in their right mind would go there.

18 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Gainsville?

Hell Gainsville doesn't even have a Niemans. Coral Gables bitches.

College Station however is correct. Best goddamn city in Texas. Somebody needs to avertize dis fact in Califuckedup so them yaboshitfucks from there move to the lovely city of College Station instead of the shithole Austin. Whoop!

“As Mr. Gabby Johnson so eloquently explained here in authentic frontier gibberish.” 

20 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

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God they’re gay. I mean really. Who in their right mind would go there.

You know when he gets married he will have that photo enlarged and hung over the fireplace for his husband to admire.

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

Damn right.  7 for 67 against that SEC secondary, and every single one of those catches went for a first down.  And that was in a game where we ran the ball on nearly a 2:1 ratio because we were punking SEC/Georgia on the ground; otherwise, LJH's stats would have been even bigger.  

so we had that goin' for us. which was nice.

13 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Question: What does the the KKK all have in common ?

Answer: They all got out of collie station as soon as they could,

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God what a beating trying to read that crap.
You fap to txags?
4 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:
God what a beating trying to read that crap.

You fap to txags?

Sorry, wrong kind of beating...

aggy's record vs. P5

 

ACC  14-18-0

BIG Twelve 255-208-22

BIG TEN 13-22-0

PAC Twelve 16-16-0

SEC  95-111-6

 

aggy's record vs. G5

AMERICAN 82-51-10

MAC1-0-0

MOUNTAIN WEST12-0-0

SUN BELT16-2-0

CONFERENCE USA85-27-3

 

I wonder why they don't want to schedule more P5 programs...

It’s their very own OOC schedule that makes them “bowl eligible” - don’t touch that!

10 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Somewhere out there this slapdick has a grandpa that is proud of him for this shit....

14 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

Somewhere out there this slapdick has a grandpa boyfriend that is proud of him for this shit....

Fixed. #nttawwt

20 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Fixed. #nttawwt

There's also a same ex-boyfriend who is horrified. 

gomers bend over backwards   with their love for their milk men.

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

gomers bend over backwards   with their love for their milk men.

You've got that backwards - it's the milkmen who bend over. 

8 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

aggy's record vs. P5

 

ACC  14-18-0

BIG Twelve 255-208-22

BIG TEN 13-22-0

PAC Twelve 16-16-0

SEC  95-111-6

 

aggy's record vs. G5

AMERICAN 82-51-10

MAC1-0-0

MOUNTAIN WEST12-0-0

SUN BELT16-2-0

CONFERENCE USA85-27-3

 

I wonder why they don't want to schedule more P5 programs...

Lol the only winning record against any p5 conference comes against the big 12. Classic aggy

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