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And then again, it isn’t. Enjoy them while you can.

 

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Congrats, Brat!  My folks crossed the 50-year line last year.  Every year is a blessing.

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WTG, Brat! (I'm on year 23 - catching you, old man)

well done brat.

My parents are celebrating their 50th today themselves.

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Congratulations!

My parents made it almost 58 years until death did they part.

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Congrats! Good job on having Mathew Brady there to take the pics.

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I suck at this

Are those photos from your first vow renewal?

 

Congrats!

I feel like such a young'n.   I'm coming up on 26 years.   Just not all to the same woman.

Salud to Brat for being so lucky, and to Mrs. Brat for being so patient and understanding.

Also, the nudes of the missus didn't show up.  You may want to figure out what went wrong.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, the nudes of the missus didn't show up.  You may want to figure out what went wrong.

He PM'd them to me, but they're upside down.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He PM'd them to me, but they're upside down.

Does that make the titties hang towards the chin?

Congrats Brat that’s a long time. It will be 29 for me this year. 55 years with the same woman is the exception, not the rule. You are both doing something right. 
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Well done.  I'm at 33 years with the same woman and my parents would have celebrated their 66th yesterday, but my father passed last summer.  Yesterday was a tough day for my mother.  

32 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He PM'd them to me, but they're upside down.

New season of stranger things? 

So was the wedding night y'alls first time or not? We are in the trust circle.

 

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

Congrats. I hope you have special celebration plans.

Wheel of Fortune followed by some TV dinners and then off to bed (for sleep) around 7:30.

21 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Wheel of Fortune followed by some TV dinners and then off to bed (for sleep) around 7:30.

Man.....I gotta tell ya.....that doesn't sound like a bad evening at all.

55 years and she hasn't smothered you to death in your sleep (yet). Congratulations! 

 

40 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Wheel of Fortune followed by some TV dinners and then off to bed (for sleep) around 7:30.

Maybe they'll go out for a bite.

 

Congratulations Brat!!!

My condolences to your sweet wife.🤣

57 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

graphics grandma GIF

 

Congrats you old coot.

Those aren't two pillows!

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Wheel of Fortune followed by some TV dinners and then off to bed (for sleep) around 7:30.

Dinner at Perry’s, then WoF, turn in at 9:30.

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17 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Dinner at Perry’s, then WoF, turn in at 9:30.

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Sir, after you are done with you nap on the drive home, please advise...

 

6 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Tell us more about the perky bridesmaid. 

 

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