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Posted
1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Pretty sure all pounds are 16 ounces 

I take it you're not familiar with the Boerne "Jew Pound".

That coffee can in the photo had for many years had 16 oz of coffee in it. Errybody - Folger's, Maxwell House, French Market... errybody - had 16 oz of coffee in that size can. Somewhere in the 70's (I think) most of them started puffing up their grounds with air, and selling 12 oz of coffee in that same size can. French Market didn't do that, and one of their advertising points was "still a Full 16 Ounces".

I was having breakfast one morning, that little cafe near the courthouse in Boerne, early enough that there were a couple of tables full of old farmers, and the one nearer me had as a topic of conversation the sad fact that their coffee now came in a can that looked full, but was only a "Jew Pound".

The antisemitic bastards probably all had German names.

Posted
27 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I think when people ask me my weight, I am going to answer them with the "Jew Pound" calculation.

CHIEF

You use "Dog Years" too, right?

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Posted
1 hour ago, troph said:

I feel bad about this but what the hell its funny

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* I don’t mean it for real. 

Yeah, sure. Which one is she? Asking for a fiend friend.

Posted
4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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We had an Australian exchange student a few years back.  She was told before she came (1) don't talk to the Texans about guns and (2) you can't say cunt like you do in Australia.  

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Posted
3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

We had an Australian exchange student a few years back.  She was told before she came (1) don't talk to the Texans about guns and (2) you can't say cunt like you do in Australia.  

Our dog is a retired racing greyhound from Australia. 

When we first got her, Mrs. Doom was not amused when I pondered out loud how many times our dog had probably been called a cunt. 

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Posted (edited)
40 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

I would really not cry if that  Doherty fucker was shown a physical way of attitude adjustment. 

ive only seen like 3 or 4 vids about him and all I can imagine is how good it might feel to punch his face. 

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Who is this dipshit and why do I hate him already?

he’s found a way to make ridiculous amounts of money by having people hate him.  gotta tip your cap. 

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Her dad stayed under appreciated at a job he loathed, where he worked with complete assholes forever just so he could afford to send her to college for a good education. Collective sigh from all the dads out here, we feel your pain amigo.

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