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On 4/22/2022 at 5:47 PM, oSuJeff97 said:

Also - look how close the missile stations on the left are to the fuselage. On

Too close for missiles?  Switch to guns. 

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  • For posters like this guy who are bagging on the movie, I feel it’s important to describe the importance of the original Top Gun movie to this country. And apologize for the novel, but I’d like to sha

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    The people who were upset when I wore an SS uniform to a Schindler’s List screening in 1993 owe me an apology.

  • It's perfectly okay for you to think this movie was "mediocre". You said it yourself: you were born in the 80's, which means it's impossible for you to understand the context of the original, and ther

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37 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Why does he look younger than all the other pilots

Xenu

17 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well lack of thetans, more precisely. 

I was told on facebook it's because he bathes in the blood of babies.  With Tom Hanks.  And Bill Gates. 

Except for the grandkids, isn’t that the plot of MI: III? He’s aged out of fieldwork and is just a trainer until Felicity gets taken and he has to try to go save her. 

This thread got awesome over the weekend.

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well...awesomer

That was some of the best posting that I've seen to date.  Right up to the point where the thetan talk started.

what I’m about to tell you is classified, and could end my posting career…

10 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Holy shit, it's @futureman!

@futureman's posting in this thread, great... oh shit...

Great, he's probably saying, "Holy shit, it's @HornOnTheBayou."

Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that.

I posted with your old man.  hornfans, the original.  you're a lot like he was, only better... and worse.

2 hours ago, futureman said:

what I’m about to tell you is classified, and could end my posting career…

Promise??  

19 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Promise??  

so you think I should quit?

1 minute ago, futureman said:

so you think I should quit?

I didn't say that.  The simple fact is you feel responsible for Mike White's shittiness and you have a confidence problem

25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Is Top Gun 2 the reason why typing "do a barrel roll" into Google does stuff?

 

Starfox

11 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Derka was number 2, Futureman was number one. Futureman lost it. Turned in his keyboard.  

l'm not going to sit here and blow sunshine up your ass, kenny.  a good poster is compelled to evaluate what's happened... so he can apply what he's learned.  over here we gotta push it.  that's our job.  it's your option, kenny.  all yours.

Two of your snot-nosed posters just did a Scientology thetan fly-by on this thread at over 400 knots!  I want somebody’s butt, I want it now, I’VE HAD IT, 

On 4/23/2022 at 11:50 AM, HornOnTheBayou said:

I see some real genius in your posting, @Amos Moses but I can't say that in the thread. I was afraid that everyone on the board would see right through me, and I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.

There's 2 O's in @Amos Moses

12 hours ago, Frank The Tank said:

Damn it, that’s twice! I want some butts!

Well....   That'll just about cover the fly-by.

"Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees."

 

HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAMJET!

40 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

"Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees."

 

HOLY SHIT, IT'S RAMJET!

Where's Bert?

3 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

early review buzz is this is a great blockbuster.  we'll see.

So not a quiet meditation on the meaning and purpose of life? Hmmm, guess I'll still give it a shot.

On 4/22/2022 at 9:30 PM, Augustus said:

The Pentagon sees to it that Surly knows more than you.

It doesn't seem so in this case, now does it?

I’ll hit the edit post button, and the negs will fly right by. 

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This may be known around here, and may even have been discussed in this thread and I missed it, but Jennifer Connelly's character is named Penny Benjamin. Peggy Benjamin's... um... sister?

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

This may be known around here, and may even have been discussed in this thread and I missed it, but Jennifer Connelly's character is named Penny Benjamin. Peggy Benjamin's... um... sister?

No. Penny Benjamin is the admiral’s daughter and the subject of one of Maverick’s high speed passes. 

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3 minutes ago, Frank The Tank said:

No. Penny Benjamin is the admiral’s daughter and the subject of one of Maverick’s high speed passes. 

It has clearly been too long since I've seen Top Gun. Thought it was Peggy.

51 minutes ago, Frank The Tank said:

No. Penny Benjamin is the admiral’s daughter and the subject of one of Maverick’s high speed passes. 

And you, asshole, you're lucky to even be here!

I’m not reading this entire thread, but I laughed thinking that Goose’s son was born in the late 1970’s but he seems to be about 30 in this movie. 

1 hour ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I’m not reading this entire thread, but I laughed thinking that Goose’s son was born in the late 1970’s but he seems to be about 30 in this movie. 

Do we know yet what year this is set?

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1 hour ago, Parliament said:

We do not.  Setting it in the 00's i think would work for the timeline?

At this point, I'm pretty sure that's when it was filmed anyway.

4 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I’m not reading this entire thread, but I laughed thinking that Goose’s son was born in the late 1970’s but he seems to be about 30 in this movie. 

Goose's son was 4 years old when he died, Top Gun came out in 86. They mention he's been a Captain for 30 years so its probably set near 2020 making his son late 30's, Miles Teller is 35 so you're right pretty laughable. Maybe you can tell us how a navy pilot became an admiral next.

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

Goose's son was 4 years old when he died, Top Gun came out in 86. They mention he's been a Captain for 30 years so its probably set near 2020 making his son late 30's, Miles Teller is 35 so you're right pretty laughable. Maybe you can tell us how a navy pilot became an admiral next.

DAMN! YOU WANT SOME BUTTS?

 

(the Goose Jr. character did not seem in his 30s when I watched the trailer once a few weeks ago)

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16 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

DAMN! YOU WANT SOME BUTTS?

 

(the Goose Jr. character did not seem in his 30s when I watched the trailer once a few weeks ago)

Miles Teller is 35. It actually adds up pretty closely. 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Miles Teller is 35. It actually adds up pretty closely. 

Yeah plus do we know that Miles Teller is playing the son we saw in Top Gun? It’s possible Goose could have knocked up Meg Ryan right before he died and so the younger Goose Jr. would be 35 or 36, which is right on.

6 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Yeah plus do we know that Miles Teller is playing the son we saw in Top Gun? It’s possible Goose could have knocked up Meg Ryan right before he died and so the younger Goose Jr. would be 35 or 36, which is right on.

He did take her to bed....though I guess he sort of lost her forever.

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

He did take her to bed....though I guess he sort of lost her forever.

He did have Great Balls of Fire

She did shake his nerves and rattled his brain...much like the canopy when he slammed into it. 

20 minutes ago, mdmost said:

She did shake his nerves and rattled his brain...much like the canopy when he slammed into it. 

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