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  • HillCountryBevo
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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Did you mean to say hours instead of months?

 

Yeah but Joe Biden is 80 and has a stutter

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yeah but Joe Biden is 80 and has a stutter

And he's probably actually seen his wife's cunny in the past few years.

20 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I think y’all will be pleasantly surprised at the rapidity of his physical and cognitive decline over the next 24 to 48 months. Obese 78 y/o’s that live on fast food fall off a cliff

 

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5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

May be an image of 2 people and text that says 'Dona @donamfeaster 5m lhope that whoever thinks this photo is funny; will have to explain it to God …. ....How do you sleep at night? Liam NissanM @theliamnissan Donald Trump is not well, folks Show this thread 15h Donald J Trump 4 hrs Whoever did this will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. That, can tell you.'

Very peacefully and soundly.

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

May be an image of 2 people and text that says 'Dona @donamfeaster 5m lhope that whoever thinks this photo is funny; will have to explain it to God …. ....How do you sleep at night? Liam NissanM @theliamnissan Donald Trump is not well, folks Show this thread 15h Donald J Trump 4 hrs Whoever did this will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. That, can tell you.'

I agree, whoever forced the poor dog to even go near this POS deserves punishment.

I saw a Marker today, he was a strong Communist, a big Marker Communist, tough guy, he walked up, tears in his eyes, he walks up to me, and he said

"Sir, Sir, Mr. Canecutter Sir, I don't know what I'll do. Trump denied all us Markers access to the cunny and now I'm afraid I'll get hairy palms and go blind, Sir, I don't know..."

So I cut him off: "Hey you crybaby snowflake Marker, first off, that's TWO-TERM PRESIDENT Trump, and your foreign-ass Marker bitch-self should be used to your monobrow hairy women so what's the problem with you growing hairy palms? Scared you're going to get stuck to one o' those gals like velcro? Well good because if you can't use your hands because they're stuck to your mamacita's hairy back then you won't be able to steal the roofing jobs that Real Americans went to grad school so they could do them LEGALLY."

"OH, and another thing, if you go blind, I hate to see anybody go blind, because it's SAD like some blind guy in the subway I have to step around because he's slow, SO SAD, but going blind in YOUR CASE might actually give you a chance to TRULY SEE, freed from your lying Marker eyes. You should crawl to the President and thank him, crawl, LIKE A DOG."

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More and more there should be nothing but contempt for anyone who still supports donald JAIL trump.  How close his cabal came to overthrowing our government is nearly unbelievable until we see the evidence.  This POS needs to be shot for treason, nothing less.  The fact that he is still allowed to lie his sorry ass off in the media every day is inexcusable.

16 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Man, Diamond Joe out here popping collars and looking fit, and Trump meanwhile is half way into his transformation to Davey Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean.

I wonder if his lady’s sports watch is under that glove.  I like how he also wears a formal belt and wool suit pants to play golf.  Totally normal thing to wear to the course in July.  
 

he truly Is all that is man.  We were fortunate to have him lead us in all his alpha splendor.  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I wonder if his lady’s sports watch is under that glove.  I like how he also wears a formal belt and wool suit pants to play golf.  Totally normal thing to wear to the course in July.  
 

he truly Is all that is man.  We were fortunate to have him lead us in all his alpha splendor.  

that belt ain't doing any work though

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

that belt ain't doing any work though

Like I said in the other thread, it’s the smile to the sweaty nipples eyes.  But yeah, he is surrounded by people who don’t care how he looks.  Goes back to the toilet paper on the shoe.

Like she even cares any more. Probably never did.

On 7/8/2023 at 8:24 AM, hayden_horn said:

jesus fucking christ just post your link when making a claim. it makes it easier to identify trolls. trolls make claims without backup. don't be a troll.

I was watching TV during which an anchor referenced a story from The Guardian. I posted what I heard in real time. Didn’t know that my post would upset some of you. Just know that should this happen again , there’s a better than even chance that I’ll do the same thing again, because it’s not that big of a deal.

Big Macs fuel him. He’s going to have a stroke or MI or develop ischemic dementia 
Everybody in Texas knows that aunt, gramm oe nana, or nono or nanu nanu that smoked like a chimney and drank a bit and made it to 95. it's never the fellas tho, unless they are model citizens and exercise but not too much dang it
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Never forget …

 

Gloria is still a banger though

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Never forget …

 

Not sure I've seen that, or memory fails.  RIght after the 1/6 incitement?

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Not sure I've seen that, or memory fails.  RIght after the 1/6 incitement?

I believe it was in the minutes just before dotard went out on stage but can't recall for sure. 


Yeah. It was the dotard’s crew pregaming before fatboy got up and incited the insurrection. 

 

It was all just a game to them.  People died because of this.  

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And what the fuck is this? Is a giant chicken trying to escape dotard?

Spoilering to save everyone the nightmare fuel.

Spoiler

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Not sure it goes here, but vanky got dismissed from James' civil fraud suit.  All of the actions complained of occurred prior to limitations.

Part of that appeal apparently was some clarity on the continuing tort or wrong theory.  Which means, in some cases, limitations "views" each continuing wrongful act as a new "tort" and in other cases runs from the initial wrongful act and ignores continuing wrongs.  The court of appeals adopted the latter theory, which could bode ill for other claims in the case.

1 hour ago, GenXer said:

And what the fuck is this? Is a giant chicken trying to escape dotard?

Spoilering to save everyone the nightmare fuel.

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That's a mess of AI photoshopping. You should be able to tell because of some pixels

23 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I wonder if his lady’s sports watch is under that glove.  I like how he also wears a formal belt and wool suit pants to play golf.  Totally normal thing to wear to the course in July.  

And who the fuck is still wearing knit polos?  Especially on the golf course, my god.

Not sure it goes here, but vanky got dismissed from James' civil fraud suit.  All of the actions complained of occurred prior to limitations.
Part of that appeal apparently was some clarity on the continuing tort or wrong theory.  Which means, in some cases, limitations "views" each continuing wrongful act as a new "tort" and in other cases runs from the initial wrongful act and ignores continuing wrongs.  The court of appeals adopted the latter theory, which could bode ill for other claims in the case.

I’m pretty sure you made up many of these “words”
And who the fuck is still wearing knit polos?  Especially on the golf course, my god.

If you’re not sporting a spandex/polyester blend, are you even living?
2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Which means, in some cases, limitations "views" each continuing wrongful act as a new "tort" and in other cases runs from the initial wrongful act and ignores continuing wrongs. 

I wish the quotation marks helped, but they don't. I'm not sure that I'm correctly identifying subjects and verbs. 

Don't bother translating, Twice, I'll just accept your comment that this could bode ill. It's interesting how minor this whole prosecution feels now.

5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Gloria is still a banger though


If you dj they attempted over throw of the us govt, do you put that on your resume ?

14 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Like she even cares any more. Probably never did.

Every stupid twat that Trump chases means less chances he'll try and assault Melanie with his cheeto dick. Euphoric celebration is the reaction I would expect. 

2 hours ago, safe sex said:

That's a mess of AI photoshopping. You should be able to tell because of some pixels

This is incorrect. The man swallowed a starfish and it's lodged in there.

2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

The man swallowed a starfish and it's lodged in there.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I wish the quotation marks helped, but they don't. I'm not sure that I'm correctly identifying subjects and verbs. 

Don't bother translating, Twice, I'll just accept your comment that this could bode ill. It's interesting how minor this whole prosecution feels now.

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What are you talking about Twice?

What I’m I talking about? I’m talking about Torts. What do you think I’m talking about?  I’m talking about continuing Torts!  As in, “to Tort”.

 

When is the Senate going to investigate the weaponization of IRS? There was much suspicion around the unusual and extensive audits ordered by Trump crony, Charles Rettig, on the tax records of Comey and Andrew McCabe. Now, there’s this latest revelation:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/07/us/politics/trump-kelly-irs-fbi-strozk-page.html#:~:text=Kelly%2C who served as former,his campaign's ties to Russia.

John F. Kelly, who served as former President Donald J. Trump’s second White House chief of staff, said in a sworn statement that Mr. Trump had discussed having the Internal Revenue Service and other federal agencies investigate two F.B.I. officials involved in the investigation into his campaign’s ties to Russia.

Mr. Kelly said that his recollection of Mr. Trump’s comments to him was based on notes that he had taken at the time in 2018. Mr. Kelly provided copies of his notes to lawyers for one of the F.B.I. officials, who made the sworn statement public in a court filing.

“President Trump questioned whether investigations by the Internal Revenue Service or other federal agencies should be undertaken into Mr. Strzok and/or Ms. Page,” Mr. Kelly said in the statement. “I do not know of President Trump ordering such an investigation. It appeared, however, that he wanted to see Mr. Strzok and Ms. Page investigated.”

Mr. Kelly’s assertions were disclosed on Thursday in a statement that was filed in connection with lawsuits brought by Peter Strzok, who was the lead agent in the F.B.I.’s Russia investigation, and Lisa Page, a former lawyer in the bureau, against the Justice Department for violating their privacy rights when the Trump administration made public text messages between them

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I remain convinced that every time a conservative person is casting grievances without evidence, it's because they are doing it themselves. 

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

I remain convinced that every time a conservative person is casting grievances without evidence, it's because they are doing it themselves. 

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28 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I remain convinced that every time a conservative person is casting grievances without evidence, it's because they are doing it themselves. 

if you don't know what to write, write what you know

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

EVERY. ACCUSATION. 

 

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

I remain convinced that every time a conservative person is casting grievances without evidence, it's because they are doing it themselves. 

In all seriousness, yes, this is what has been happening for YEARS.  I don't understand why people can't see this.

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Remember all the talk about how Obama wasn't going to leave office willingly? He would refuse to leave and make himself dictator.

Yeah, about that.

Remember all the "concern" about how Hillary was unelectable, because how she MIGHT treat classified material as President? 

YEAH. ABOUT THAT.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

In all seriousness, yes, this is what has been happening for YEARS.  I don't understand why people can't see this.

What's hard to understand?  Its willful denial combined with an AI-and-algorithm defined window into the world that shows them what they want to see.

 

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


If you dj they attempted over throw of the us govt, do you put that on your resume ?

Is that better or worse than being the DJ at Dmitri's?

2 hours ago, Captainant said:

I remain convinced that every time a conservative person is casting grievances without evidence, it's because they are doing it themselves. 

Wait until you look at all the homophobes. I don't mean the garden variety bigots, mind you; I'm talking about the kind who actively campaign and work on legislation to undermine homosexuals, promote conversation therapy, etc.

Every last one of them is shacking up with a rent boy on the sly. Every. Single. One. "Wide stances" and all that.

No way in hell is Mike Pence straight.

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Wait until you look at all the homophobes. I don't mean the garden variety bigots, mind you; I'm talking about the kind who actively campaign and work on legislation to undermine homosexuals, promote conversation therapy, etc.

Every last one of them is shacking up with a rent boy on the sly. Every. Single. One. "Wide stances" and all that.

No way in hell is Mike Pence straight.

Yep, probably why johnnysack changed his name.  The more psycho-religious one is, the more likely they llllooooove cock. 

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