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14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

but they will also gain a bunch of “independents” and former Rs that will suddenly think it’s ok to vote R again. 

I’m one of those people.

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And add on top of this the Georgia investigation. Golly it’s hard to keep up. 

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m one of those people.

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Cool. I’m worried many are not like you. 

Imagine saying out loud that you are publicly supporting an evil monster, who clearly wants to end democracy in this country, because you don't want his mongoloid supporters to turn on you. Such courage. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

And add on top of this the Georgia investigation. Golly it’s hard to keep up. 


does kemp have the balls to pardon trump ?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


does kemp have the balls to pardon trump ?

He hates Trump. Why would he? 
Trump already tried to have him primaried and Kemp won with ease.

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

He hates Trump. Why would he? 
Trump already tried to have him primaried and Kemp won with ease.


being promised the vp spot ?

 

Cannon is going to rule something so dumb it confuses people. 

"Since Trump is running for President in 2024, it seems prudent to let the people decide when the trial should start. I'm a potato."

 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

You know those videos of slapfights in foreign parliaments that we all laugh at?  That's going to be our U.S. Congress in a few years.

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Kinda sorta... 

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Kinda sorta... 

that was among their own party. I want beating across the aisle. 

If Cannon doesn't give Trump the delay he's looking for, the meltdown will be absolutely glorious.

Disagree.  Let them step on their own dick, and besides, can't risk injury to AOC. 

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

that was among their own party. I want beating across the aisle. 

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I most definitely want all the fighting to be within the party.

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

the lib cuck tears from the delay are going to be absolutely delicious. /sarcasm

Thought I was on Texags for a sec.....

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Again, and this is so fucked up to say, I think Dotard being the nominee is the best option for the sane people of this country. If he goes down, yes, the Rs may lose the magat vote, but they will also gain a bunch of “independents” and former Rs that will suddenly think it’s ok to vote R again. 

 

55 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Imagine saying out loud that you are publicly supporting an evil monster, who clearly wants to end democracy in this country, because you don't want his mongoloid supporters to turn on you. Such courage. 

I cannot emphasize this strongly enough: we have got to stop thinking about this in terms of norms. There is no upside for an elected Republican to turn against President Trump at this point. Of course lots of them wish they hadn't come this far, but at this point it's like Slim Charles told Avon Barksdale after Stringer got shot: they went to war, and once you're in it, you're in it. If it's a lie, you fight on the lie.

A major political party has fallen to an insurgent plurality that has already engaged in and encourages acts of political fraud, violence and terrorism. History tells us that we are on an extraordinarily narrow ledge right now. 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

He hates Trump. Why would he? 
Trump already tried to have him primaried and Kemp won with ease.

He’s already publicly said he’d support Trump if he’s the GOP candidate for 2024.

They are all so scared they don’t know what to do except vent online - which I’m sure is against any lawyers advice. 

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Meatball is definitely hoping Dotard's in jail before election day, since that's his only chance to win. He can't turn on him because that would lose the GQP. MTG is a true believer.

Meatball has to have a little chubby going on right now, because Trump will be hyper-focused on Jack Smith instead of him.

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

It’s still hard to believe this qualifies as allowable discourse among people who are elected to “run” this country. Can anybody point out any Democrat anywhere close to MTG in stature who regularly uses phrases like “little bitch” in regular conversation/social media?

How many Democrats do you know that are crossfit fantastics who bang their trainers?

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

When was the last time that asshole was online?  Is he around and just being a pussy?

Been a while, but GRUHorn's latest sock appears to have arrived.

30 minutes ago, immamac said:

the lib cuck tears from the delay are going to be absolutely delicious. /sarcasm

Been that way for awhile, thanks for the reminder. ☹️

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Been a while, but GRUHorn's latest sock appears to have arrived.

Yep, he is Longhornsnus now.

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10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

 

I cannot emphasize this strongly enough: we have got to stop thinking about this in terms of norms. There is no upside for an elected Republican to turn against President Trump at this point. Of course lots of them wish they hadn't come this far, but at this point it's like Slim Charles told Avon Barksdale after Stringer got shot: they went to war, and once you're in it, you're in it. If it's a lie, you fight on the lie.

A major political party has fallen to an insurgent plurality that has already engaged in and encourages acts of political fraud, violence and terrorism. History tells us that we are on an extraordinarily narrow ledge right now. 

agreed. and it's why both parties (oh god, I can feel Ana stirring) share the blame in keeping this a 2-team game for so long. if we had more than 2 viable parties in this country the system would work a fuckton better. but we're not there and may not be for a while when we literally have a number scarily close to 100% of the self-identified members of a party actively bringing this country to its knees for an unsustainable ideal even they know cannot flourish without oppression. but as you said, they have already stepped over the line. it's up to the rest of us to recognize we are actually at war, whether we like it or not.

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5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

He’s already publicly said he’d support Trump if he’s the GOP candidate for 2024.

Doesn’t mean he’ll pardon him. Kemp doesn’t need Trump to keep his job.

11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I cannot emphasize this strongly enough: we have got to stop thinking about this in terms of norms. There is no upside for an elected Republican to turn against President Trump at this point

Hell, DeSantis has "tried" (barely) and is now polling 40+ points behind Trump, while Trump blasts DeSantis' donor list about how terrible DeSantis is doing and how much he sucks.

That boy likes to get cucked.

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/sucker

see definition 2

and, tbh, definition 1 also fits

Yeah this is a better explanation vs he has dirt on all of them.  For one not ALL of them have dirt they want hidden.  Many, maybe most, but not ALL.  Second, we are supposed to believe that this idiot has a grand plan to secretly gather dirty intel on all of these folks and use it to blackmail them?  I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he can't even spell "blackmail."

Apparently no decision today at the end of the hearing on when this will get done.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Apparently no decision today at the end of the hearing on when this will get done.


It’ll be released at 4:59 pm on friday

Cannon is going to drag this out as long as she thinks she can get away with.

13 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Cannon is going to drag this out as long as she thinks she can get away with.

 

35 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Meatball has to have a little chubby going on right now, because Trump will be hyper-focused on Jack Smith instead of him.

How many Democrats do you know that are crossfit fantastics who bang their trainers?

Been a while, but GRUHorn's latest sock appears to have arrived.

 

33 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yep, he is Longhornsnus now.

 

30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And probably Lord Melbourne as well.  We're getting a two-fer-one.

GRUHorn is Lord Melbourne. Longhornsnus is the latest incarnation of TurkeyChew/HonkeyVape/PieceofShit. 

GRU just can't stay away form his Crypto thread. It's Catnip. The greatest punishment I can think is that, for him to continue to post here, he can't post on that thread. If he does, someone just PM's blacklab and he'll 86 him immediately. 

13 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Cannon is going to drag this out as long as she thinks she can get away with.

Hanlon's Razor.

She's dragging it out because she's in above her head.

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Hanlon's Razor.

She's dragging it out because she's in above her head.

One of the most important cases in American jurisprudential history - and she is a fucking lightweight.   She should’ve recused herself for that reason alone if she had an ounce of common sense and a care for her reputation.   I suspect she is going to be like Judge Lance Ito without a dick and that the lawyers on both sides will push her around until she sits immobile and frets about fucking this up.   Advantage Trump. 

Smith over played his hand with this one. Hubris 

If she rules in Trump's favor, what's stopping everyone in this country that is accused of a felony to declare their candidacy for President so as to delay their trial?

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Everyone realizes the Mar-A-Lago thing is not the thing that needs to actually go down for him to get convicted of something that DQ's him? Jan 6 is the real prize here. 

I don’t give a fuck how he’s held accountable as long as he’s held accountable. 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Smith over played his hand with this one. Hubris 

what? I hope he sends him a target letter every week.

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Smith over played his hand with this one. Hubris 

Oh, for the love of...

STOP IT.

 

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"Oh, you're concerned about a fair trial while you run for President? Then you probably shouldn't be running for President while you're being accused of committing a billion felonies." 

14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

The fuckery starts?

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More finding out 

 

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The fuckery starts?

Objectively, with the CIPA issues and the volume of discovery, December is an ambitious trial setting.  Some judges might go ahead and set it as an aspirational thing, others might say, why set a date it's unlikely we can meet, let's do February or March.

27 minutes ago, royiv said:

If she rules in Trump's favor, what's stopping everyone in this country that is accused of a felony to declare their candidacy for President so as to delay their trial?

Well see, you also have to have tremendous lead in the polls.  All the best polls, not the fake ones!

Wonder if she got her target letter?
 

Fucking cunt.

Calling him partisan, while pointing out his notable “L’s”…many of which were from when he prosecuted well known democrats.
27 minutes ago, immamac said:

Everyone realizes the Mar-A-Lago thing is not the thing that needs to actually go down for him to get convicted of something that DQ's him? Jan 6 is the real prize here. 

Being convicted and imprisoned wouldn't disqualify him.

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Objectively, with the CIPA issues and the volume of discovery, December is an ambitious trial setting.  Some judges might go ahead and set it as an aspirational thing, others might say, why set a date it's unlikely we can meet, let's do February or March.

Setting a trial date in the thick of primary season is going to be harder on Trump than a December trial, IMO. FAAFO, indeed.

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