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How much covfefe will they find in the DMs?

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

So the absolute best-case scenario is that Cannon is woefully under-qualified for a case of this magnitude?

You tell me

 

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wait, the Unselects?

edit: ohhh, that's what he calls the jan 6 select subcommittee. the unselects.

jesus fucking christos

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This Is A Betrayal On Levels That No Ones Ever Seen I Think You Should Leave

i wonder how long he workshopped "Unselect" and why he decided on it. Does he think this is a TiVo and he can just bark at a housekeeper to "unselect" a channel? 

I think every word in that "truth" is untrue. 

(cop pulls him over going 150 mph in a school zone)

"Joe Biden's nazi police department illegally infringed upon my rights to drive a car!!!"

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29 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

i wonder how long he workshopped "Unselect" and why he decided on it. Does he think this is a TiVo and he can just bark at a housekeeper to "unselect" a channel? 

Honestly, I think he creates a vernacular/lexicon for his cult-like followers with terms like this.  Same with things like "Fake News", "Woke", "Witchhunt" and so on.  When someone speaks about Trump or politics in general, it is instantly known based on the verbiage they use whether or not they are a cult member.  If the listener is likewise a MAGA member, they instantly know they have found a kindred spirit.  If the listener is not, they have been generally conditioned to reject the speaker as a loon.  This further segregates the MAGA cult members from their non-cult family, friends and mainstream society.  That isolation helps the cult members maintain their belief in the unbelievable and makes them easier to manipulate.

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37 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

since all 80+ witnesses are republicans, i think his political opponents must also be republicans.  dude, the call is coming from inside the house.

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I unselected him as President (twice, in fact).

Buckle up - here comes the Aileen show!

 

"Impossible?"

It's an hour away.

Regular folk have hour long commutes 5 days a week all the time. 

I do believe classified documents at Mar-a-Lago is what got him into this mess in the first place.  Best to just deny this one out of hand.  Plus, I'm pretty sure the dude has a helicopter. 

 

Also, haven't we established that his idea of a SCIF is the shitter off the spare bedroom?

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The trial is about him keeping (after stealing) classified documents in his home (and refusing to return them). Isn't it kind of iffy for the judge to say it's now ok for him to keep said documents in his home? That would be the first thing he'd start yelling about. "See!! Even the judge says I can have them!". 

Brief skim of the motion is they just want to be able to talk to him in a secure facility at MAL or somewhere, no documents present.

28 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Buckle up - here comes the Aileen show!

 

 

Let me guess---she's gonna rule that sure, Trump can have an SCIF in his ballroom.  

 

 

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Brief skim of the motion is they just want to be able to talk to him in a secure facility at MAL or somewhere, no documents present.

i was led to believe all of mar-a-lago was secure, so i guess i'm confused.

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Let me guess---she's gonna rule that sure, Trump can have an SCIF in his ballroom.  

 

 

You mean bathroom. It has a lock from the inside, okay

56 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Honestly, I think he creates a vernacular/lexicon for his cult-like followers with terms like this.  Same with things like "Fake News", "Woke", "Witchhunt" and so on.  When someone speaks about Trump or politics in general, it is instantly known based on the verbiage they use whether or not they are a cult member.  If the listener is likewise a MAGA member, they instantly know they have found a kindred spirit.  If the listener is not, they have been generally conditioned to reject the speaker as a loon.  This further segregates the MAGA cult members from their non-cult family, friends and mainstream society.  That isolation helps the cult members maintain their belief in the unbelievable and makes them easier to manipulate.

But in electoral politics, the objective is to persuade a plurality of the voters to support you.  And that's real difficult when a lot of the voters have no idea what the fuck you're saying.

You saw that in the GQP response to Biden's SOTU last year.  The Iowa governor would talk about things using these code phrases that, if you didn't watch Fox News or intently follow Trump's social media, you had no idea what she was saying.  I was watching with Mrs.LL, who watches a lot of news, and even she turned to me at one point and asked, "what the fuck is she talking about."

There's a GQP cult.  Of that there's no doubt.  But the cult's ability to expand its appeal is really limited by its cult-like behavior.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

You mean bathroom. It has a lock from the inside, okay

This is one of my favorite "arguments" from the cult.  It's such a 5 year old move.

Brief skim of the motion is they just want to be able to talk to him in a secure facility at MAL or somewhere, no documents present.
Is he afraid that Putin has bugged MAL? Fuck that noise, go sit in your car and discuss whatever issue you have with your "lawyers" while heading to McDonald's.

Trump did a lot of crime on twitter while he was President.  Everything from obstruction, witness tampering, and ultimately mobilizing a violent coup attempt which got him banned from the platform IIRC.  So far, the Twitter ban has been the most meaningful consequence. 

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

i wonder how long he workshopped "Unselect" and why he decided on it. Does he think this is a TiVo and he can just bark at a housekeeper to "unselect" a channel? 

i mean, subselects is clearly superior. it combines sub and select and MAKES THEM CUCKS

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43 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

But in electoral politics, the objective is to persuade a plurality of the voters to support you.  And that's real difficult when a lot of the voters have no idea what the fuck you're saying.

You saw that in the GQP response to Biden's SOTU last year.  The Iowa governor would talk about things using these code phrases that, if you didn't watch Fox News or intently follow Trump's social media, you had no idea what she was saying.  I was watching with Mrs.LL, who watches a lot of news, and even she turned to me at one point and asked, "what the fuck is she talking about."

There's a GQP cult.  Of that there's no doubt.  But the cult's ability to expand its appeal is really limited by its cult-like behavior.

I agree.  But you are assuming the need for the cult to expand past its current population.

In South Africa, apartheid began in 1948.  At that time there were 13 million people in South Africa.  2.6 million of them were white and 9.88 million were black.  So a minority of 2.6 million brought a population of 9.88 under their heel.  It only took 20% of the population to have the necessary critical mass to subjugate the other 80%.

Now look at the US in 2020.  74 million of 155 million voted for Trump.  That's 48% of voters.  There were 329 million people living in the US.  That's 22.4% of the total population.

Let this sink in:  In 2020, we had a larger percentage of citizens supporting the MAGA Presidential candidate than there were whites living in South Africa when Apartheid was erected.

The cult doesn't need to expand.  It just has to eliminate the ability of the non-cult to threaten its hold on power.  Every maneuver we've seen from Trump and his allies has been towards this end.  The barriers against voting.  The dismantling of education.  The attempt to "find" the votes in Georgia.  The bogus electoral voters ready to go if only Pence would send the election back to the states.  The 1/6 insurrection.  The demonization of the concept of democracy.  We are exceedingly fortunate Trump didn't find a way to stay in the White House for a 2nd term.  Should he figure out a way to get another -- and he will be trying by every available means and with the assistance of foreign adversaries -- it won't matter if 99% of the people listen to him and wonder, "What the fuck did he just say?"

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52 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Brief skim of the motion is they just want to be able to talk to him in a secure facility at MAL or somewhere, no documents present.

So the guest shitter?

Having Twitter hand over the data from his account, while not removing a single thing posted, is a free speech infringement how?

and if they did in fact DELETE AND DESTROY the copies they received, how is that getting rid of anything?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Having Twitter hand over the data from his account, while not removing a single thing posted, is a free speech infringement how?

and if they did in fact DELETE AND DESTROY the copies they received, how is that getting rid of anything?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - if you want it to make sense, disconnect your brain stem, go watch Fox News for 20 hours straight and drink some bleach. 

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

“They” say. It’s always they 

of course... if you're MAGA, you already know who "they" are.

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basically maga's worst nightmare, here

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Terrifying!

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Nothin scarier, man.

7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Julie Green speaks for God?  And God apparently used the word "Boomerang" in that prophetic message? Boomerang. That's what we're going with.  That's just accepted by tens of millions of MAGA idiots.  Boomerang?  You know...that word that totally existed in Nazareth 2000 years ago?

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According to the MAGAts I've overheard, "they" are the people who say the outlandish shit they parrot.  

 

Them: "Well, they say the Hunter Biden's laptop had the sekrit formula for Coke Zero on it in the shape of his giant dong and he was planning to make tons of Coke Zero and use it to do human trafficking."    

 

Me: Who is "they"?

 

Them as I walk away: "Er der uh, you know . . . ."

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6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I don't necessarily disagree.  The "data points" could well mount that she's being unduly harsh on the prosecution/favorable to Trump and maybe form the basis for recusal.

It can also form the basis of an airtight, un-appealable conviction.

I don't think Cannon is experienced or smart enough to do that, though.

On 8/8/2023 at 12:42 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, I missed the "Not" part of "not just his goal" in your ealrier post. I erad it as "THat's not what Trump wants, it's what the GOP wants." I was like WTF?

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

Buckle up - here comes the Aileen show!

 

I’m sorry reviewing discovery that you requested in your criminal case is inconvenient but tough shit. Cannon probably allows it

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

is wrong that i want to touch the Fani

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

wait, the Unselects?

edit: ohhh, that's what he calls the jan 6 select subcommittee. the unselects.

jesus fucking christos

You have to think like aggy in order to understand what he’s saying. It’s essentially a foreign language

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - if you want it to make sense, disconnect your brain stem, go watch Fox News for 20 hours straight and drink some bleach. 

No Covid then?

18 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I streamed a series a few years ago where a murdered person was found in the chunnel half on the English side and half on the French side, and the first few minutes of the show was them discussing whose case it was. 
 

hope that helps. 

Let me guess. To the consternation of his superiors, detective McNulty determined it was under British jurisdiction. 

According to the MAGAts I've overheard, "they" are the people who say the outlandish shit they parrot.  
 
Them: "Well, they say the Hunter Biden's laptop had the sekrit formula for Coke Zero on it in the shape of his giant dong and he was planning to make tons of Coke Zero and use it to do human trafficking."    
 
Me: Who is "they"?
 
Them as I walk away: "Er der uh, you know . . . ."

It’s a sort of appeal to popularity. “They” are an group of enlightened people we are all supposed to believe.
8 hours ago, Red Five said:

My favorite part was when Trump said he'd be in "big trouble" if he didn't find a bunch of fake votes and make Trump the winner.

All part of a perfect phone call.

Apparently extortion is Trump’s definition of perfection. 

5 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Of course Elon refused to comply with a search warrant.

Or it could be merely that Elon likes throwing away money.  /TH

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Turns out Twitter/Musk wanted to tell Trump and the courts said no:

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Turns out, that's in aileen's district too!

3 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I’m sorry reviewing discovery that you requested in your criminal case is inconvenient but tough shit. Cannon probably allows it

If it's built on his dime, I don't give a shit.  Something tells me it won't be.

5 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

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But in electoral politics, the objective is to persuade a plurality of the voters to support you.  And that's real difficult when a lot of the voters have no idea what the fuck you're saying.
You saw that in the GQP response to Biden's SOTU last year.  The Iowa governor would talk about things using these code phrases that, if you didn't watch Fox News or intently follow Trump's social media, you had no idea what she was saying.  I was watching with Mrs.LL, who watches a lot of news, and even she turned to me at one point and asked, "what the fuck is she talking about."
There's a GQP cult.  Of that there's no doubt.  But the cult's ability to expand its appeal is really limited by its cult-like behavior.

So from the outside you can’t understand it and from the inside you can’t explain it
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