Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

Featured Replies

  • Replies 56.6k
  • Views 3.7m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • I don't post all that often, though don't mistake that for not enjoying this board's discourse, OUsucks/Texags point and laughs, and quality original content on a frequent basis. I haven't felt t

  • Clintonaldo
    Clintonaldo

    Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

  • Old Freak Nasty
    Old Freak Nasty

    I am an American Indian, born in rural Pennsylvania while my dad attended Penn State for graduate school in the 70s.  He was accepted by all on campus, but encountered plenty of racism when outside of

Posted Images

13 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Or vote for a third party candidate who has no chance of winning to show them.

i did that in 92, 96, and 2004. but i was young and idealistic and thought i was making a strong point. you know, stupid. 

  • Popular Post

tmfinr-not-real.gif

1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:

 

image.thumb.jpeg.c1f30bcebd40a059751b8eaf6b980f2e.jpeg

That's about as believable as the polls that have Trump winning the youth vote 60-30 or whatever. 

If that’s really one that his campaign uses, look for him to make more appearances there. Good. Fewer time spent in Wisconsin and Michigan et al. 

8 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

That's about as believable as the polls that have Trump winning the youth vote 60-30 or whatever. 

The same poll has Trump tied in Oregon and Illinois, so it isn’t. I got to use the x files meme, no ragrets.

Edited by Zonahorn

Yeah, a decade ago, the GOP told campaigns NOT to use McLaughlin.  He had Cantor winning by 34 points in his primary before he lost by 11. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If that’s really one that his campaign uses, look for him to make more appearances there. Good. Fewer time spent in Wisconsin and Michigan et al. 

Trump’s internal polling is on crack:

 

 

Ha. I mean, I guess trading Illinois for Texas would be a pretty big net win for Biden. 

10 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

image.png.c2650a84b5255b6d2f7614899af92282.png

 

Is the guy in the well supposed to be Elon Musk?

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

That's about as believable as the polls that have Trump winning the youth vote 60-30 or whatever. 

I want to believe I can get within 100 yards of Sela Ward without violating any prior restraining orders, but the State of New York says otherwise, at least until August of 2025.

With that said, I do think the numbers are a lot better for Biden than what we see publicly, which could explain why so many Republicans are freaking out.  We see shitty-ass polling done on the cheap.  Republican politicians are seeing numbers they paid good money for, from companies that aren’t just surveying people stupid enough to answer calls from unknown callers - they are looking at social media engagement, rallies, media coverage, and a slew of other factors, and they are matching that stuff up against voter demographics (for which they have a lot of data).   New York Times may try to extrapolate a nationwide trend (330 million people) from 700 people dumb enough to answer a phone call. People like Trump have access to trends in individual counties in battleground states.

Season 9 What GIF by The Office
 

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/14/ceos-at-trump-meeting-not-impressed.html

  • Former President Donald Trump failed to impress everyone in a room full of top CEOs this week, multiple attendees told CNBC.
  • “Trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about,” said one CEO who was in the room.
  • Several CEOs “said that [Trump] was remarkably meandering, could not keep a straight thought [and] was all over the map,” Andrew Ross Sorkin, co-host of CNBC’s “Squawk Box,” reported.

 

54 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Season 9 What GIF by The Office
 

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/14/ceos-at-trump-meeting-not-impressed.html

  • Former President Donald Trump failed to impress everyone in a room full of top CEOs this week, multiple attendees told CNBC.
  • “Trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about,” said one CEO who was in the room.
  • Several CEOs “said that [Trump] was remarkably meandering, could not keep a straight thought [and] was all over the map,” Andrew Ross Sorkin, co-host of CNBC’s “Squawk Box,” reported.

 

No.  Fucking.  Shit.  You boot-licking morons that only care about quarterly projections.  Fuck right off.

10 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 

 

No car wrecks, crime talk, or boarder crisis.

Gay AF.

/MAGA 

I swear to god, if he wins this election, I am fully in the tank for the Simulation theory.  It just cannot be possible.

If he wins I’ll be shocked and somehow at the same time not be at all surprised. 

I’m watching The Dark Knight Rises.

Bane’s speech struck a nerve as I couldn’t help but feel that it’s exactly how MAGA sees the world…..

Take the Harvey Dent talk and put in America / Democracy and it feels eerily like the natural conclusion of MAGA.

 

18 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m watching The Dark Knight Rises.

Bane’s speech struck a nerve as I couldn’t help but feel that it’s exactly how MAGA sees the world…..

Take the Harvey Dent talk and put in America / Democracy and it feels eerily like the natural conclusion of MAGA.

 

Oh we’re headed for some dark times even if Biden wins. MAGA loves America so much, that they’re willing to burn down the Republic. Buckle up

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I swear to god, if he wins this election, I am fully in the tank for the Simulation theory.  It just cannot be possible.

Um, are you familiar with the average American?

41 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Oh we’re headed for some dark times even if Biden wins. MAGA loves America so much, that they’re willing to burn down the Republic. Buckle up

I don't think this is true. I think that the darkest times are ahead though. I also don't think it'll have to do with the MAGA contingent. 

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

I don't think this is true. I think that the darkest times are ahead though. I also don't think it'll have to do with the MAGA contingent. 

Go on…

14 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

When Ana looks at the trolley problem, he knows the most moral choice is to pull the switch so that the train runs over the track with a bunch of people tied down to it, then cross to the track with one person tied down and shoot them in the head. Unless it’s a woman, then he’ll force her to give birth to a rapist’s child first then he’ll shoot her in the head.

Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Ana and TxTow in the same place.

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

Go on…

I’m pretty sure he has intel that the McRib…isn’t coming back.
18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I’m pretty sure he has intel that the McRib…isn’t coming back.

Being replaced by the McLeaf. 

Will said McLeaf also make me have a bowel movement that smells like Angela Lansbury ate 30 deviled eggs at ACL Music Festival and took a hot shit in a sleeping bag?  

Will said McLeaf also make me have a bowel movement that smells like Angela Lansbury ate 30 deviled eggs at ACL Music Festival and took a hot shit in a sleeping bag?  

Dude…you don’t start a hot Angela Lansbury story and not finish it. Come on.
17 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If that’s really one that his campaign uses, look for him to make more appearances there. Good. Fewer time spent in Wisconsin and Michigan et al. 

Less

11 hours ago, immamac said:

I don't think this is true. I think that the darkest times are ahead though. I also don't think it'll have to do with the MAGA contingent. 

Barrack Obama is gonna convert us all to Islam or Fentanyl is going to kill us all.

But we're in the SEC, so it's ok.

 

6 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Barrack Obama is gonna convert us all to Islam or Fentanyl is going to kill us all.

But we're in the SEC, so it's ok.

 

Boys, I'm telling you right now, that trip to Starkville is what you've been missing.  

Haven't lived until you've been to StarkVegas. 

17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I want to believe I can get within 100 yards of Sela Ward without violating any prior restraining orders, but the State of New York says otherwise, at least until August of 2025.

With that said, I do think the numbers are a lot better for Biden than what we see publicly, which could explain why so many Republicans are freaking out.  We see shitty-ass polling done on the cheap.  Republican politicians are seeing numbers they paid good money for, from companies that aren’t just surveying people stupid enough to answer calls from unknown callers - they are looking at social media engagement, rallies, media coverage, and a slew of other factors, and they are matching that stuff up against voter demographics (for which they have a lot of data).   New York Times may try to extrapolate a nationwide trend (330 million people) from 700 people dumb enough to answer a phone call. People like Trump have access to trends in individual counties in battleground states.

I want to believe this, but the fact that so many GOP politicians are enthusiastically falling in behind Trump makes me think they believe Trump will win.  Of course, maybe they are doing that because they think he has no chance of winning, thus they know their support doesn’t mean risking another Trump presidency, so they’re just keeping his base in their corner for the future.🤷

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

Boys, I'm telling you right now, that trip to Starkville is what you've been missing.  

tinnitus?

or hepatitis?

  • Popular Post
I want to believe this, but the fact that so many GOP politicians are enthusiastically falling in behind Trump makes me think they believe Trump will win.  Of course, maybe they are doing that because they think he has no chance of winning, thus they know their support doesn’t mean risking another Trump presidency, so they’re just keeping his base in their corner for the future.[emoji1745]

They may or may not think Trump will win, but I don’t think that’s a material part of their decision to gargle the orange balls. They are doing it because all GQP voters are slavish members of a cult of Trump. If you do anything less than acknowledge him as the One True God, then you are an apostate and will not have their support. If they want those people to vote for them, that have to show them “I’m in your cult too!”
It’s pathetic, they’re simps who would swear allegiance to Satan and buttfuck a baby if they thought it would get them elected. There is no group in American history more spineless and pathetic than modern GQP politicians.
2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

It's hard to come up with a worse example of "cheating in an election" than a sitting President trying to strong-arm states into falsifying their vote counts. I guess the whole fake electors thing would be up there too. 

It's hard to come up with a worse example of "cheating in an election" than a sitting President trying to strong-arm states into falsifying their vote counts. I guess the whole fake electors thing would be up there too. 

I’d say “exhorting a mob of terrorists to murder congressmen so that they won’t certify the election in favor of your opponent” is the absolute, rock-bottom worst…but nothing that nuts would ever happen here, right?

I’d say “exhorting a mob of terrorists to murder congressmen so that they won’t certify the election in favor of your opponent” is the absolute, rock-bottom worst…but nothing that nuts would ever happen here, right?

… and then sitting there watching it happen on tv and refusing to try to stop it. Certainly that person would be immediately thrown in jail, never to see the light of day again.
14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Will said McLeaf also make me have a bowel movement that smells like Angela Lansbury ate 30 deviled eggs at ACL Music Festival and took a hot shit in a sleeping bag?  

Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire? 

I mean he's giving the thumbs up to somebody and there are clearly people over there....

There is no video of him “wandering off’ but because Musk is a radical right wing conservative, that’s all you personally see on twitter. You are consciously choosing to ignore the entirety of the video and instead looking to focus on confirming your bias based on the other radical right wing accounts you see.

Here:

 

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.