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Posted
1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

My sense is that if it's not Walz it's because something turned up on the background check

Or cholesterol levels 

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Posted
6 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

The overarching theme of this stuff, whether it was the "childless cat ladies" soundbite, his attempt at clarifying that, or this new one, is that JD Vance seems to think he is the first person to ever have children or have children that they care about in their life. Major "tech bro discovers parenthood" vibes.

I don't know how this guy hasn't died of asphyxiation from the enormous volume of his own farts he seems to have huffed.

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1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

The overarching theme of this stuff, whether it was the "childless cat ladies" soundbite, his attempt at clarifying that, or this new one, is that JD Vance seems to think he is the first person to ever have children or have children that they care about in their life. Major "tech bro discovers parenthood" vibes.

I don't know how this guy hasn't died of asphyxiation from the enormous volume of his own farts he seems to have huffed.

don't give him a pass on this. he's just a horrible person who looks down on other people - for a whole host of reasons. My future BIL quipped while drunk one time, "Parents are just better people." I think there are a lot of people who have had children that feel that they are simply better humans by virtue of having had children - most just don't say it out loud. Even fewer say it on a microphone while running for office. 

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

don't give him a pass on this. he's just a horrible person who looks down on other people - for a whole host of reasons. My future BIL quipped while drunk one time, "Parents are just better people." I think there are a lot of people who have had children that feel that they are simply better humans by virtue of having had children - most just don't say it out loud. Even fewer say it on a microphone while running for office. 

Yeah, I always read headlines about those parents that murder their child via neglect or abuse and think "they're such better people than me!" 

Posted
15 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Ab-so-fucking-lutely.   I think Pete said it best:

 

When the host tells Pete that Senators Johnson and Moscow Mitch didn’t vote for the immigration bill because it had bad stuff in it, Pete really needed to ask her what that bad stuff was.  I mean it was a softball for Pete to say, “well since you are a real news network allegedly, what exactly were those things in the final immigration bill that caused the Republicans to not vote for it.  I am sure someone on your network asked for specifics since you are supposed to be reporters and newspeople and didn’t just take their word on that, right?”  

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Posted (edited)

Morning Consult Swing State Polls - these are wild. 

All Swing States - Harris 48, Trump 47

Arizona Harris +2
Georgia TIE
Michigan Harris +11 (lol)
Nevada Harris +2
NC Trump +2
PA Trump +4
Wisconsin Harris +2

This, if true, would put the Electoral College at 268 Harris, 254 Trump, whoever gets Georgia wins

But I mean....no way Harris is up 11 in Michigan, and other than PA and MI, all of the rest look very realistic 

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Posted
Just now, Js1 said:

Morning Consult Swing State Polls - these are wild. 

All Swing States - Harris 48, Trump 47

Arizona Harris +2
Georgia TIE
Michigan Harris +11 (lol)
Nevada Harris +2
NC Trump +2
PA Trump +4
Wisconsin Harris +2

This, if true, would put the Electoral College at 268 Harris, 254 Trump, whoever gets Georgia wins

But I mean....no way Harris is up 11 in Michigan, and other than PA and MI, all of the rest look very realistic 

THE REALEST “POLE” EVER

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I firmly expect that Brisket is ok with several variants of this. 

I mean, sure....but I don't make t-shirts and shit about it.  I'm not weird.  Sick, sure.  But not weird.

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Posted (edited)
31 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

 

 

But I've been in charge of special media for forty years! I used to send out the faxes! You can't replace me!

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Posted
8 hours ago, Js1 said:

New FL poll has Trump up 7 (49-42) with Rick Scott underperforming Trump (47-43) and both the abortion and weed amendments flying by (69-23 abortion and 64-31 weed)

She has some room to grow, especially with those weed/abortion numbers.

It's really strange to see such a huge gap between Trump/Scott and the no side of the amendments. The Michigan amendment passed 56-44, and it swept the GOP completely out of state government. 

Then again, this is Florida we're talking about.

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Counterpoint: they claim being gay is a choice because they’re all closet homosexuals and think they’re choosing to be straight. 

I was unclear, evidently. That was my point. I better proof that.

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 One can only conclude that they have faced that choice and decided that they want to be heterosexual.

ETA It says what I want it to. There was a post right after mine that was more direct. Saying they made a choice suggests they could as well be gay or closet homosexuals. 

Maybe I just should have gone concise and direct in the way you do. 

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Posted

I received my first Trump campaign text spam:

 

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From Trump: NEVER SURRENDER

I will always love you for supporting me.  

Unity Peace. MAGA

 

I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Morning Consult has a 1.8 star rating (out of 3 stars) from FiveThirtyEight, ranked 116th on its pollster rankings.

The actual data is paywalled

1 to 3 star width? 

I only like star systems that go to eleven. 

Posted
49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Counterpoint: The dude gets to walk around and introduce himself to women saying, “Hi…I’m Hung…No, I’m really Hung”

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Posted
I received my first Trump campaign text spam:
 
From Trump: NEVER SURRENDER
I will always love you for supporting me.  
Unity Peace. MAGA
 
I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.

I usually reply with go fuck yourself, cunt.
I received my first Trump campaign text spam:
 
From Trump: NEVER SURRENDER
I will always love you for supporting me.  
Unity Peace. MAGA
 
I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.

I usually reply with go fuck yourself, cunt.
Posted
1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

 
I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.

I usually reply with go fuck yourself, cunt.  
I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.

I usually reply with go fuck yourself, cunt.

I replied to my latest Ted Cruz spam with "Go fuck yourself, you treasonous simp."  Immediate response of "You have successfully been unsubscribed."

That's right, Cruz's campaign spam reacts to keywords to automatically unsubscribe you.  I'd like to think "treason" and "simp" are on that list as being so frequently used that they serve as red flags.

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Yea when you create those messages you can put more keyword options than STOP as a choice to unsubscribe. I’ve only gotten two or three this cycle and instead of telling them to Fuck off, which helps them narrow their list, I just ignore

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On 7/29/2024 at 11:05 AM, Pancho said:

Radical republicans are paying rappers to promote the “Kamala isn’t black” narrative and to not vote for her.

The problem is these are the shittiest of shit rappers and they are getting massacred by everyone regardless of race in the replies.

Shiiiiit

They don't get the joke.

 

 

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I hope he doesn’t drop Vance because he will pick up Haley and that will cost Democrats a few votes from right leaning independents who right now are going with Harris. I don’t think the impact will be huge, but 1% is critical. 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

From Reddit. It's going to be very, very difficult to get away from this:

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I'm also seeing a lot of rumors that Trump doesn't know what to do with Vance. He might just launch him if at all possible - the catch being they need to do so before the deadline for the parties to submit their candidates to the states. 

There's a high likelihood that they have already done that. If so then they are fucked and are stuck with him.

@Dutchrudder

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

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@Enchubben 

I know you're too embarrassed to ask to be notified whenever these guys show up in a thread. I got ya. 

34 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

So dotard and the couch fucker are really gonna roll into downtown Atlanta next week on the heels of a similar rally by Harris and Megan thee Stallion. Which republican megastar is that fat orange fuck gonna bring with him to resonate with urban Atlanta....the Nuge, f'n Chachi? He'll get trounced in attendance and immediately claim he set a  record for the state of GA. 

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2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

@Enchubben 

I know you're too embarrassed to ask to be notified whenever these guys show up in a thread. I got ya. 

So dotard and the couch fucker are really gonna roll into downtown Atlanta next week on the heels of a similar rally by Harris and Megan thee Stallion. Which republican megastar is that fat orange fuck gonna bring with him to resonate with urban Atlanta....the Nuge, f'n Chachi? He'll get trounced in attendance and immediately claim he set a  record for the state of GA. 

or they'll refuse to host him when they ask for payment for the venue up front and he says no

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Posted
Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

or they'll refuse to host him when they ask for payment for the venue up front and he says no

Peter Thiel probably paid the bill

Posted
2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

or they'll refuse to host him when they ask for payment for the venue up front and he says no

I don't know where the venue is and I don't know Atlanta well, but I do wonder how many Trumpsters will hear "Downtown Atlanta" and assume it's too dangerous to go.  

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I don't know where the venue is and I don't know Atlanta well, but I do wonder how many Trumpsters will hear "Downtown Atlanta" and assume it's too dangerous to go.  

To be fair, for them, it might be. 

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