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23 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Musk has tied his future to Trump at this point. He red-pilled himself and has fallen off the cliff and been a complete detriment to society. He only survives with Trump. 

if elon doesn't address him as "sir" while also having tears in his eyes, trump might get offended.

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He has my vote now he has my undying devotion.

 

 

You're just a sinner I am told,

Be your fire when you're cold,

Make you happy when you're sad,

Make you good when you are bad,

I'm not human, I'm a dove

I'm your conscious, I am love

All I really need,

Is to know that you believe

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31 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s sad. 16 years ago, Mack had Obama at DKR. That wouldn’t fly for an SEC coach now, and probably not even in the Big 12


that gets you fired in the SEC

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41 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Musk has tied his future to Trump at this point. He red-pilled himself and has fallen off the cliff and been a complete detriment to society. He only survives with Trump. 

 

I'm pretty sure that Musk will still be insanely wealthy with a devoted following of techbros and angry virgins regardless of what happens to Trump.  

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The former (R) governor of Minnesota Tim Pawlenty just said this verbatim as his justification for voting Trump in November:

"I'm not for socialism, I'm not for maniacs being in the White House, but those are our choices."

 

Never mind that the (D) platform is hilariously far from "socialist", this dipshit acknowledges that Trump & Vance are MANIACS yet he sees them as the better choice.  Half this country is royally fucked in the head.

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The former (R) governor of Minnesota Tim Pawlenty just said this verbatim as his justification for voting Trump in November:

"I'm not for socialism, I'm not for maniacs being in the White House, but those are our choices."

 

Never mind that the (D) platform is hilariously far from "socialist", this dipshit acknowledges that Trump & Vance are MANIACS yet he sees them as the better choice.  Half this country is royally fucked in the head.

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2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

ThreeYearLetterman is gonna have a field day with this:
 

2 hours ago, royiv said:

Trump’s Truth account is going to be lit tonight.

Oh yeah:

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Howard is not a public school Indiana boy

Yeah, it is an HBCU that has traditionally received well-deserved federal assistance.  But it's 100% private.  I'll give him a pass on this one for trying to make a point.  Even Vance, weirdo that he is, carved his way through a non-deal upbringing, served, and went to public university, and reached for what was above his class level.  He's been an asshole ever since, but he started out somewhat middle-American.  Walz and Harris are beaming lights of the American Dream.  

Donald Trump is rapidly approaching a net worth which would be easily surpassed had he not just invested his inheritance in index funds, but we're at the point now of a well-structured bond/fixed-income portfolio.  He was not only given every single advantage in life to fuck up, he's managing to drag down hundreds of inner circle-folks and tens of thousands of employees down with him.  His 3 Presidential runs will be studied as the most complicated credit workout solution in the history of business.  We will honestly be unpacking this for decades.  

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It wasn't called Minnesota State back then though, think of SWT and Texas State or Western College ---> UTEP.  

That's a great montage of Walz helping his daughter setup an old-school vinyl setup.  I bet one year's tuition Trump has no idea where Barron Trump lives while attending BYU, not will he ever visit the place.  

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5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Barron is going to BYU? How long before he gets kicked out for paying hush money to a soaking star

I think he meant NYU, but you never know with ygifs. I'll laugh my ass  off if that fucker goes to BYU. 

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6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Barron is going to BYU? How long before he gets kicked out for paying hush money to a soaking star

I'd like to see a diagram showing the differences between Baylor and BYU undergrads and allowable sexual behavior (buttseks for the Baptists, unknown for the magic underwear crowd).  Asking for a friend.  Where is Jim McMahon when you need him?

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd like to see a diagram showing the differences between Baylor and BYU undergrads and allowable sexual behavior (buttseks for the Baptists, unknown for the magic underwear crowd).  Asking for a friend.  Where is Jim McMahon when you need him?

All Donnie needs to do is call in another favor from Mitt, and he'll come running right over and jump in his lap. And then Donnie will shit on him again. 

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And so it begins….
 
 

Fine, fuckers.
1) Beat their asses so badly that they just look stupid for whining.
2) Let them commit actual crimes to fuck with the election, then arrest them and bury them under the prison.
It’s time to clean this shit up.
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13 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Barron is going to BYU? How long before he gets kicked out for paying hush money to a soaking star

B and N are close together on a keyboard, you'll get over it.  But first...I will need to see pics of this Mormon Soaking Star.  She seems nice.  

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

B and N are close together on a keyboard, you'll get over it.  But first...I will need to see pics of this Mormon Soaking Star.  She seems nice.  

Man I would have believed you if you'd said BYU. I would have been shocked and curious.

Here's the star

Spoiler

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On 8/5/2024 at 9:01 AM, aggie08 said:

Oh, it's not bait. Dude's a sociopath.

You have to have the most flaccid micropeen on the planet

Again go get on your knees so the surly sheep can blow the aggy sheep

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This is your stupid cock-smoking obedience worshiping shit IRL
 

 

Somehow you DEI cocksmokes have decided that a Veep of an old white guy who pulls nazi ideas is democracy.

CLOWNS
 

 

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