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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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14 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 


Small dick low energy Donnie 

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2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Fuck that noise. It had Clinton up big in 2016. Get out and vote. 

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Who in this thread thinks otherwise or isn’t going to vote? 

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Yeah, it's a lot easier when you just vomit word salad.  Trump's working with a level of improvisation that would make Jerry Garcia blush.

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Gabby Giffords is a hero. Fuck our stupid love of assault rifles and our mangled interpretation of the 2nd amendment. 

56 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Millions of acres of public hunting land here.  Hunting and Fishing is  part of the fabric of the state.  I work in Minneapolis. Deer opener is one of the two non-holiday weeks in which I won't dare schedule a damn thing, because no one will be around.

People here wear camo for the same reason we drive 4x4 trucks- because we fucking use them.  

Same here in PA. I remember being surprised when I found out schools everywhere didn’t give kids the first day of deer season off because so many people would be out. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

“On November 2, 2020 Trump brought Pump out to speak at his rally in Michigan, mistakenly calling him "Little Pimp". Despite this endorsement, it was later revealed that Garcia was not a registered voter. It was revealed that Garcia deleted a tweet he wrote in 2016 saying "FUCK DONALD TRUMP" after it went viral on Twitter.”

4 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I'm waiting to see Kamala's platform. Last week she hired a team that includes a policy advisor. She's been smart so far, but this is something that can be easily fucked up if she plays it wrong.

This shit pisses me off.  Kamala has to be perfect, but Trump can just rattle off incoherent drivel.  Are you really suggesting that you would rather have a 2nd Trump presidency if Kamala's "platform" isn't 100% to your liking?  I get that it's an asymmetrical battlefield but come the fuck on.

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Just using the tweet above for the screenshot from Trump's PC yesterday. In all seriousness, I noticed he really looked different yesterday. More gaunt in the face, clear panic/paranoia in his eyes, his hair is looking a lot thinner/worse. Maybe it was just a bad day, but it looks like there's actually something going on. He probably has PTSD from getting shot at and everyone in his camp, including Trump, is ignoring it. 

 

Sure, they're blaming it on "mechanical issues", but I'm pretty sure the plane went back to Billings because they forgot his orange make-up kit.

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It also says Trump still owes the city for his last visit.

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I suspect they decided to bag it because the crowd was too small.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Sir, you are aware that Biden is no longer running for President, correct?

15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hahahahha

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Willie Brown on CNN right now says Trump is full of shit. Never been in a helo with Trump. 

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Sorry, couchfuckker.  This one's gonna stick.

License and registration couchfukker!

49 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 

now we know why his plane had 'mechanical issues'.

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

License and registration couchfukker!

Easy, Rod. 

10 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Yeah, it's a lot easier when you just vomit word salad.  Trump's working with a level of improvisation that would make Jerry Garcia blush.

Counselor Dude. When Jerry’s in red, there’s trouble ahead. Perhaps you can spend your Garcia thought time meditating on Dylan’s takes on Garcia.

There’s no way to measure his greatness or magnitude as a person or as a player. I don’t think eulogizing will do him justice. He was that great – much more than a superb musician with an uncanny ear and dexterity. He is the very spirit personified of whatever is muddy river country at its core and screams up into the spheres. He really had no equal. 

To me he wasn’t only a musician and friend, he was more like a big brother who taught and showed me more than he’ll ever know. There are a lot of spaces and advances between the Carter family, Buddy Holly and, say, Ornette Coleman, a lot of universes, but he filled them all without being a member of any school. His playing was moody, awesome, sophisticated, hypnotic and subtle. THERE’S NO WAY to convey the loss. It just digs down really deep.”


So, enough with invoking a blushing Garcia.

 

 

 

 

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Because of course he did.

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4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

"We will tamp down the protests, request that the encampments not start again, leave the DNC alone, and allow you to straddle the fence publicly on this issue as long as you continue to meet with us on the side and commit to XXXX after the election.  If these commitments are not made at that time, we will make the beginning of your presidency a living hell" would be an appropriate use of leverage, one that maximizes the odds of her election, and still gives the group legitimate power.

This isn't hard... unless the goal is to protest rather than actually make change.

They have zero leverage even today.  Option one, Trump wins; we all know what happens.  Option two, Harris wins without the dipshits.  Why would she give one flying fuck what they demand at that point?  Either way, the dipshits lose.  It is basically FAFO on the grandest scale.

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Imagine how Barron is going to turn out. 

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What was the Trump rally years ago, where a bunch of kids snatched up all the tickets and didn't go?  They closed that loop right?

It's just anecdotal, but I'm seeing quite a few tweets like this today:

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So more protests at the Arizona rally. 

This is making me angry. 

Why aren’t the protesting at trunp’s shit? She’s addressed it—what the fuck else do you want? Do you want her to go over there right now or text them and tell them to stop? 

3 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds.

Oh good, Chainsaw’s tag team partner has discovered the thread.   Sure we’ll all enjoy her single issue irrational and incapable ability to have a conversation in reality. 
 

The question to me, is, is she doesn’t identify as a liberal and believes them to be fascists, then how does she identify?

Oh wow, the USA chant has actual meaning again?

and not a bunch of fucking fascists chanting it?

4 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

 

 

 

Nailed it

 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Joey Joe Jones? That’s the worst name I ever heard.

I went to elementary school with a kid named Green Green.  Because we were six, no one bothered to ask if his middle name was also Green.  That would have been pretty cool.

What was the Trump rally years ago, where a bunch of kids snatched up all the tickets and didn't go?  They closed that loop right?
It's just anecdotal, but I'm seeing quite a few tweets like this today:
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Holy shit! Did they nuke another one of his rallies?!? Is that why he pulled out?
50 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Sir, you are aware that Biden is no longer running for President, correct?

Don't tell them, let them roll with what they got.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Joey Joe Jones? That’s the worst name I ever heard.

 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Still won't be enough for them. 

I think it's a way WAY better response than what happened in Michigan. But the voting bloc is going to care more about the official platform.

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1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

But the voting bloc


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It's okay. They'll just keep moving the goalposts.

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3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I think it's a way WAY better response than what happened in Michigan. But the voting bloc is going to care more about the official platform.

Shut up loser

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I really can't believe that after the thousand absurd, unhinged & even downright dangerous lies Trump has told over the past 8 years the one that is finally being called out by even the orange mushroom sucking media outlets is a run of the mill lie (for him) involving a helicopter ride with Willie Brown.

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I really can't believe that after the thousand absurd, unhinged & even downright dangerous lies Trump has told over the past 8 years the one that is finally being called out by even the orange mushroom sucking media outlets is a run of the mill lie (for him) involving a helicopter ride with Willie Brown.

I want to hear Trump's 'Nam stories.

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2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I want to hear Trump's 'Nam stories.

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11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Still won't be enough for them. 

The fact that these people don't realize they can't have their cake and eat it too is the exact reason all these dems through the years have been losers. Do you know what compromise is? No? Ok, you get crippling dept, zero worker protections, school shootings, unchecked regulations benefiting billionaires & corporations, oh and authoritarianism that threatens to wipe your dumbasses off the map. Well played idiots. This is 100% why I feel like shit voting for anything resembling this side. I fucking hate these idiots ALMOST as much as I hate maga. What the fuck is wrong with people. Everyone on one side is fucking trying. There are a shitload of interests trying to align against facists fucks. Can you just take the small victory of survival and be happy? 

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

I want to hear Trump's 'Nam stories.

You want to hear about Trump's golfing days in 'Nam?  

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JFC 

We just did this three pages ago.

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26 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

But the voting bloc is going to care more about the official platform.

Why?  Have they not read Project 2025?

If they have, why isn't that a bigger deal for them than anything Kamala could propose?  Like, really, how fucked up would Kamala's platform have to be to be worse than Trump's?

I mean, she could literally say "I'm just gonna snort cocaine in the Oval Office for 4 years", and that would still be far better for the country than a 2nd Trump Presidency.

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9 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

The fact that these people don't realize they can't have their cake and eat it too is the exact reason all these dems through the years have been losers. Do you know what compromise is? No? Ok, you get crippling dept, zero worker protections, school shootings, unchecked regulations benefiting billionaires & corporations, oh and authoritarianism that threatens to wipe your dumbasses off the map. Well played idiots. This is 100% why I feel like shit voting for anything resembling this side. I fucking hate these idiots ALMOST as much as I hate maga. What the fuck is wrong with people. Everyone on one side is fucking trying. There are a shitload of interests trying to align against facists fucks. Can you just take the small victory of survival and be happy? 

This, this is beautiful. 

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Why?  Have they not read Project 2025?

If they have, why isn't that a bigger deal to them than anything Kamala could propose?  Like, really, how fucked up would Kamala's platform have to be to be worse than Trump's?

Because they're dumbfucks

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