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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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5 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I am sure the door knockers in Ohio will be amazed by how many factory workers follow Olympic women boxing.  

Well yeah, they went from virologists to economists to political scientists to gender experts 

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5 hours ago, Pancho said:

Oh wow

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^ Might pick up some more undecided racist white guy votes. Could still be on the fence.

 

Love how Kamala HQ just trolls MAGA and Trump all day every day. Seems like a fun job.

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4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Friend of my wife lives in NYC.  Her husband is a detective with NYPD.  He's close to retirement age.  They are looking to move ASAP to either Texas or Florida, because A)he's full-blown MAGA and B) they don't have Covid laws.  He honestly believes that states still have Covid laws they are enforcing in 2024.  And they live in NYC.

 

 

He is an absolute moron, like a lot of NYC cops. Do they live in Staten Island?

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Allegedly two big national polls tomorrow - Monmouth and Quinnipiac 

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That’s my cousin.

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2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

That’s my cousin.

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3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I noticed this too, and fuck The Groups

 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Oh hell yes - Harris/Walz planning a rally in Milwaukee next Tuesday, hoping to hold it in the arena where the RNC was

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/13/us/politics/harris-walz-milwaukee-rally-dnc.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb

Strategic, love it 

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I noticed this too, and fuck The Groups

 

They are being paid by turnips people 

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

That’s my cousin.


It’s true 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm so glad I found this again.

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I haven’t thought of this in years!! It almost looks like she’s spelling H-A-R-R-I-S bitch 

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Talked to a boomer today who told me she probably won’t vote. She absolutely hates Trump and thinks Vance is a creep but Kamala will turn us into a third world country. 
 

My reaction:
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26 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

^ Might pick up some more undecided racist white guy votes. Could still be on the fence.

 

Love how Kamala HQ just trolls MAGA and Trump all day every day. Seems like a fun job.

I don't want anyone to quote it again, but was the actual origin of him doing that weird hissing thing?

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Liz was here to shill for Trump:

 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Talked to a boomer today who told me she probably won’t vote. She absolutely hates Trump and thinks Vance is a creep but Kamala will turn us into a third world country. 
 

My reaction:
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She is a moron. These people are brainwashed.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Talked to a boomer today who told me she probably won’t vote. She absolutely hates Trump and thinks Vance is a creep but Kamala will turn us into a third world country. 
 

My reaction:
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Ask her if she really hates Trump then why is she repeating his campaign slogans?

33 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I noticed this too, and fuck The Groups

 

But Trump told me Walz and BLM were boys?

34 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He is an absolute moron, like a lot of NYC cops. Do they live in Staten Island?

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12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Talked to a boomer today who told me she probably won’t vote. She absolutely hates Trump and thinks Vance is a creep but Kamala will turn us into a third world country. 
 

My reaction:
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She was never voting for the Dems anyway, if that's what she really thinks.

 

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10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Liz was here to shill for Trump:

 

The Brits are so much better at this than us. Bravo

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Talked to a boomer today who told me she probably won’t vote. She absolutely hates Trump and thinks Vance is a creep but Kamala will turn us into a third world country. 
 

My reaction:
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 It’s not enough to just sit out. Abstaining is essentially a vote in favor of losing democracy, women’s rights, minority rights, workers’ rights, and countless other important issues.

This election couldn’t be simpler. We’re not comparing two brilliant minds to see which aligns best with our ideals; it’s literally a choice between good and evil this time.

Abstentions and votes for Trump are dead to me.

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

It’s weird seeing pundits like Harry Enten be like DONT TRUST THE POLLS and then remember that they were anointing Trump 3 weeks ago as POTUS because of the polling 

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BLM is pretty decentralized. There is not a head office or leader.  Anyone can organize or put something out under BLM, as far as I know.  So there are some people in it for the cause and some are in it for the cash/grift/attention. Like Pancho said, that group/person is definitely on Trump's payroll.

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

SIAP. Trump telling Elon that any striking worker should be fired. I would love to see the reaction of the blue collar, union voters in Ohio, who plan to vote for Trump.

There you go thinking logically again.  A lot of the dumbfucks in the UAW will still vote for Trump because they are massive dumbfucks.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He is an absolute moron, like a lot of NYC cops. Do they live in Staten Island?

Close.

Not far from JFK.

59 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I noticed this too, and fuck The Groups

 

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I noticed this too, and fuck The Groups

 

WTF are "The Groups"?

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Nate said he himself, not his model, would likely give Harris 80% chance to win the EC with a 3 point lead

MOAR!!

Last update: 3 p.m., Tuesday, August 13: Not a huge volume of polling since our last update, but we continue to see new national polls coming in toward the Harris +3 to Harris +4 range, and that has boosted her overall lead over Trump to 3.1 points in our national polling average, her largest yet. That’s enough to offset some mediocre polling for Harris in Texas and Florida, which are at best on the fringe as swing states.

Pretty sure 80% was Silver’s assessment for Hillary in the waning days of the 2016 campaign. 

43 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Liz was here to shill for Trump:

 

I guess I’m down with LBD

46 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Talked to a boomer today who told me she probably won’t vote. She absolutely hates Trump and thinks Vance is a creep but Kamala will turn us into a third world country. 
 

Narrator: but somehow boomer cunt did muster the energy to vote, and she voted for Trump just as she had the last two elections.

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5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

WTF are "The Groups"?

Maybe they meant ‘The Moops’?

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15 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

WTF are "The Groups"?

“The Groups” are when a popular or semi popular cause or community of interest coalesces into a group of student council and grifter types who claim to speak for the cause but really just speak for themselves. 
so, BLM the group as opposed to black life mattering, the NRA the group as opposed to shooters and hunters, here in Austin you have SOS which claims to speak for environmentalists but is mostly speaking for Bill Bunch and his landlord pals, etc.

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16 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Pretty sure 80% was Silver’s assessment for Hillary in the waning days of the 2016 campaign. 

It was basically 70-30. While he definitely favored Hillary, it’s not like 30% is a massive underdog.

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

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She is into Jewish guys so this tracks…

Trumper today basically equated Walz DWI with everything Trump has done. Ugh. 

Wisconsin Dems showed out to defeat both shitty ballot measures.  Def fired up 

44 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cool. It’s fake. Let’s not ever post it again. 

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45 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

There you go thinking logically again.  A lot of the dumbfucks in the UAW will still vote for Trump because they are massive dumbfucks.

Are you saying people like this are massive dumbfucks?

 

8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Trumper today basically equated Walz DWI with everything Trump has done. Ugh. 

Weird, the Texas and Hawaii medical boards sure didn’t treat mine as if I was a 34 time felon/racist/pedophile

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Just keep repeating this over and over please. Billionaires vs working class.

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