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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

It’s an opinion piece by a Heritage Foundation guy 

When does the heritage foundation get labeled a domestic terrorist group?  Because that is what they are. 

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Is there any mentally well person left campaigning for Trump? Says a lot that my first reaction to hearing about Antonio Brown going MAGA is that he must be more off the deep end than I thought. 

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Why does he care so much?

Well you see she’s a woman. And worse she’s blek

12 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

He and Leveon Bell are having aMAGA registration drive tomorrow. 

LOL imagine thinking it's a good thing to have Antonio Brown speak at your event. 

Elmo & Trump remind me of these guys.

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3 minutes ago, wood said:

LOL imagine thinking it's a good thing to have Antonio Brown speak at your event. 

Is it in western Pennsylvania?

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On 10/17/2024 at 12:15 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Me personally, no. Parents cheered for their school teams when they were still the segregated teams of their childhoods, then kept on cheering for the same teams when they were integrated.

Dad also cheered for the Packers because he played high school ball with Bart Starr. Don't remember any commentary about race of players.

Speaking of Starr:

 

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Why does he care so much?

He doesn’t like black people.

13 minutes ago, wood said:

Elmo & Trump remind me of these guys.

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Which one gets the genital cuff?

46 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If paid get out the vote is anything remotely like door to door sales, those fuckers are fudging their fucking numbers in ways hard to verbally describe. 

 

43 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wouldn’t they get paid hourly?  Do they just sit at Starbucks and use google maps and county tax records to enter names and addresses into their logs?  

You're down to less than a quarter tank. The next name is 10 miles one way in some little bitty town and there are...three others there.

Why yes I did go to Palookaville! It was 4 hours. Pay me.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

No ground game, enthusiasm well lower than 2020, key defections by republicans. Yet somehow they’re gaslighting us into believing he’s the favorite 

It's a media meltdown more than anything.

Perfect. Either Harris wins or apparently I will not have to pay taxes anymore. Win-win. 

Leveon Bell is a MMA guy now or something isn't he? That tracks.

Kamala has The Bus.

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

Is there any mentally well person left campaigning for Trump? Says a lot that my first reaction to hearing about Antonio Brown going MAGA is that he must be more off the deep end than I thought. 

Yeah and I was thinking about something similar last night. Harris has the Obamas, Bill Clinton, lots of high-profile Dems, and multiple prominent Republicans actively campaigning for her. Meanwhile, Trump can't get past Republican Presidents or even many current high-profile Republicans to lift a finger to campaign for him or endorse him, even his own VP. That alone says all we need to know imho. 

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Wouldn’t they get paid hourly?  Do they just sit at Starbucks and use google maps and county tax records to enter names and addresses into their logs?  

I assume the pubs have an app similar to VAN, which I’ve used previously. The canvasser has a list of houses they are assigned to, with the names, party registration, and ages of who you are to speak with. You then enter the result of the attempt in the app- not accessible, wrong address, no answer, no interest, wants a sign, is interested in volunteering, etc..

There is a ton of discretion for the canvasser. How long are you going to wait for an answer after ringing the doorbell? Are you going to ignore “no solicitation” signs? Are you going to try to get into controlled access areas like apartments or gated communities? I’ll admit I wasn’t terribly aggressive about it, but I bet I was a shit ton more aggressive than someone working hourly. I would set aside my natural introvertism because I wanted my candidate to win. It would have been a very easy job to milk.
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I assume the pubs have an app similar to VAN, which I’ve used previously. The canvasser has a list of houses they are assigned to, with the names, party registration, and ages of who you are to speak with. You then enter the result of the attempt in the app- not accessible, wrong address, no answer, no interest, wants a sign, is interested in volunteering, etc..

There is a ton of discretion for the canvasser. How long are you going to wait for an answer after ringing the doorbell? Are you going to ignore “no solicitation” signs? Are you going to try to get into controlled access areas like apartments or gated communities? I’ll admit I wasn’t terribly aggressive about it, but I bet I was a shit ton more aggressive than someone working hourly. I would set aside my natural introvertism because I wanted my candidate to win. It would have been a very easy job to milk.

Yes. And on top of that, not all neighborhoods are created equal when it comes to inaccessible doors, stray and inadequately restrained pit bulls, aggressive homeless, and assorted hazards such as rotted out walkways, rusty nails and bolts scattered about, erratic drivers, and questionable drainage/mud/puddle situations. There's a reason mailmen and UPS drivers have unions who can negotiate excellent pay and benefits. Shit can go sideways in many ways when you're approaching someone else's house, on any given day.

Now, I bet a large chunk of Trump's likely voters aren't in neighborhoods like this, but quite a few low propensity voters like in places like this

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

It’s an opinion piece by a Heritage Foundation guy 

And they shouldn’t have published it. Their editor should be fired for running that bullshit 

16 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Yep. I came to terms with this a few years ago. My body is too wrecked for adequate field work, but I can advise. 

Put me in an Alamo situation and I'll do my best not to be a liability.

Layin' in bed with a couple of pistols, I could do that.

Christ, sounds like Doctors of Neighborhood are needed to accompany doorknockers. 

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8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Layin' in bed with a couple of pistols, I could do that.

What a scene.

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’ve been watching the guy who owns WordPress try to pull an Elon, and he’s been absolutely melting down.  Kind of a precursor of Elon. A lot more public,

Did you know that 65% of all websites use WordPress?

21 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Vance seems to be out of sight as well.  He might be doing rallies and maybe they are so pitiful nobody is covering them, but it feels like somebody in the Trump campaign knows he’s a drag in the campaign.  

Speaking of vanishing acts, is Walz still alive?  I haven’t seen or heard shit from him since the VP debate. Granted I’ve been a bit swamped since then so may have missed it. 

4 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Why does he care so much?

Oh, I don't know, probably has to do with the billions of dollars in taxes he will actually have to pay.  

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Speaking of vanishing acts, is Walz still alive?  I haven’t seen or heard shit from him since the VP debate. Granted I’ve been a bit swamped since then so may have missed it. 

He was on Fox News Sunday at the start of the week. He'll be on The View next week. 

Just now, mdmost said:

He was on Fox News Sunday at the start of the week. He'll be on The View next week. 

He also did an event with Bill Clinton in Georgia, a few of his own solo rallies and he has an event with Obama to open up in person early voting in Wisconsin 

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He was on Fox News Sunday at the start of the week. He'll be on The View next week. 

Hey should replace Gaffigan on SNL. But play it straight. Cast members calling him Jim, etc. Might not get any new votes but it would be funny.

I'm kind of upset Gaffigan performed with TFG at that catholic bullshit

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11 A woman[a] should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

I'm kind of upset Gaffigan performed with TFG at that catholic bullshit

I didn't care for any of that. The dude has stolen from charities. WTF was he even doing there?

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Speaking of vanishing acts, is Walz still alive?  I haven’t seen or heard shit from him since the VP debate. Granted I’ve been a bit swamped since then so may have missed it. 

Multiple campaign events/rallies each day (primarily swing states) plus interviews.  He was on Rich Eisen this week, Smartless the week before, the View next week  

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

11 A woman[a] should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

He's doing a bit, I hope

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

11 A woman[a] should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

Proud incel gonna incel 

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3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

11 A woman[a] should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

As much as I'd like to punch him in the face, I'd much rather see my daughter high kick him in the nuts. On top of poetic justice, that would definitely justify all this money going to dance.

55 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I'm kind of upset Gaffigan performed with TFG at that catholic bullshit

Well, he is a practicing Catholic, so . . . 

So we just go from the 18th right to the 20th each month?  Bold move, Cotton. 

It should be fucking illegal for police in uniform to appear in political ads. That demonstrates impartiality in the justice system. Dipshit sheriff wants to be appear in the ad? You do so as Jim Bob Fuckwit in your yellow-stained wifebeater, and cannot mention your profession.

"I refuse to say it" and then he says it.  What a fucking mush-brain.

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29 minutes ago, Foggy Notion said:

 

“POLITICO: Locking down the boomer dead PGA player shower dick measuring vote…. why this is bad for Kamala.”

Arnold Palmer is rolling over in his grave having this fuck bring him up in one of his stupid fucking rallies. Go slobber all over Jack's knob. He's into it.

4 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

11 A woman[a] should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

Admittedly the online collegiate presence is minuscule in the grander internet scene but I recently I went out with my bro and his friend who moved to Austin for work from the Middle East. I told him the anti suffrage movement is alive and well online and not just with incel trash, there are serious “college educated” people from multiple SEC boards that champion the abolishment of the 19th amendment.

He didn’t believe me. And that’s fair to be honest. But I’ve seen enough on tiger droppings, texags, and hornfans (RIP) to know that even if it is a small subset of posters, they’re never called out. Very much falls in line with the few bad apples bad cop observation: sure not that many cops will commit a bad shoot, plant evidence, extort money, etc. But it’s not those assholes I’m worried about, it’s the pieces of shit that look the other way. And when posters on those sites say the country was lost when the 19th passed, nobody bats an eye or contradicts them. Hell they don’t need to be just contradicted, they need to be told to go fuck themselves and shut the fuck up for their stupid ass nonsense. But I’ve never seen a peep.

We need to win this election. The handmaids tale shit is getting a little too real

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28 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Arnold Palmer is rolling over in his grave having this fuck bring him up in one of his stupid fucking rallies. Go slobber all over Jack's knob. He's into it.

You know, I'm betting Jack Nicklaus is taking this well, great guy that he is.  

1 hour ago, Foggy Notion said:

 

So trump is gil bang, gil bang is trump. 

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Amazing that Trump/Cruz have nothing besides punching down on Trans people. 
 

fucking losers. 

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