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20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This guy reminds me of every bullshit artist grifter from "Oak Cliff" (actually Duncanville) I met from the New Age movement in the 1980s. Like if you're so deep in the culture, how come you spend all your time at meditation/holistic wellness centers doing crystal shit with middle aged white women from Highland Park?


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How do I find these men and become an apprentice? 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Did the “Hell is for Deadbeat Moms” Guy on 20 still have all his shit up?

That was always a highlight of my Ames to Cedar Falls commute when the wife and I first started dating.

I don’t remember seeing it. I do remember a guy putting manure down right next to the Colo football field while they had a game going. 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

No Chili's in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

No Chilis in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

I feel like Gray's Papaya would be a suitable substitute and a big win for you.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

It's in NJ. You don't cross the Hudson to go to a Chilis. 

 

i’ve been watching the guilded age and read this in Agnes van Rhijn‘a voice 

 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

No Chili's in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

No Chilis in one of the 4 New York City boroughs we claim (Staten Island does not count). Closest other that SI are Long Island or NJ. 

I'll just imbibe in my own house.

There's an Olive Garden in Times Square. That could be a decent substitute, PenelopeTwoTimes. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Hearing Iowa is in play for dems. 
 

maybe they remember the tariffs and what it did to farmers?

You should read the thread from around 6pm last night.

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Hearing Iowa is in play for dems. 
 

maybe they remember the tariffs and what it did to farmers?

Wish we could find time tomorrow to send Barack and Tim 

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Posted
This guy reminds me of every bullshit artist grifter from "Oak Cliff" (actually Duncanville) I met from the New Age movement in the 1980s. Like if you're so deep in the culture, how come you spend all your time at meditation/holistic wellness centers doing crystal shit with middle aged white women from Highland Park?

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How do I find these men and become an apprentice? 


I mean…this. You answered your own question as you asked it, Bozo.

Oh, and on the dating app thing sorted by politics and challenges in matching…stupid fucking men are on a spiral. By being super-Trumpy, they are self-selecting for “3/4 of women won’t date me.” Then…they become enraged when…3/4 of women won’t date them.
For fuck sake, it’s so goddamned easy. Want to be attractive to women? Start by not being UNATTRACTIVE to women. If women are telling you “we’d like to meet someone who’s not an asshole,” maybe you should engage in just a tiny bit of self-improvement and not be a giant flaming asshole.
I mean, obviously, this advice is not for Surly posters, all of whom have managed to find a way to make assholery charming and seductive to the fairer sex.
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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean…this. You answered your own question as you asked it, Bozo.

Oh, and on the dating app thing sorted by politics and challenges in matching…stupid fucking men are on a spiral. By being super-Trumpy, they are self-selecting for “3/4 of women won’t date me.” Then…they become enraged when…3/4 of women won’t date them.
For fuck sake, it’s so goddamned easy. Want to be attractive to women? Start by not being UNATTRACTIVE to women. If women are telling you “we’d like to meet someone who’s not an asshole,” maybe you should engage in just a tiny bit of self-improvement and not be a giant flaming asshole.
I mean, obviously, this advice is not for Surly posters, all of whom have managed to find a way to make assholery charming and seductive to the fairer sex.

 

 

Every once in a while, I'll see a thread on reddit where women are discussing dates they went on and discovered the dude is a magatard. Could cull the best of 'em and make it a book - hilarious stuff. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, elfenix said:

The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce.

 

3 hours ago, Slacks said:

What?! 

You must be taking about "local" farmers that pretty much live off their own. 

Company farmers have been pushing for handles my whole life... Big or small, when the weather doesn't cooperate, they look for a handout. When price of inputs spike naturally, they want a handout (via price controls).

When John Deere puts billions into R&D and tried to recoup that cost, they want a handout (via calling Deere monopolistic price gougers).

Corporate (big or small) Farmers are like everyone else: looking out for #1. 

And how many large, independent farms are left? Very few.

I agree with BOTH of you regarding bigger operations.

In the initial discussions, I stipulated I was talking about small farmers.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

I'm willing to down several chicken Big Macs if it secures a Harris win* on Tuesday.

 

* She's winning anyway, have felt and said trump was never winning back even when Biden was still in it. 

The chicken Big Mac is fucking terrible. I'd rather consume a Chik-fil-A or Popeyes sandwich human centipede style than a hot/fresh chicken BM.

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Posted
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Wat? I feel like the chilis talk has been going on for several days at least. Like 3-4. 

Yes you're right. I was referring to the synchronized "meet up" on Wednesday specifically.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Some people are saying he mimicked giving the mic a blow job due to unconscious muscle memory, as he's been practicing very hard about how to be a good inmate. 

I recognize this - somewhere in W Va and the topic was the absurd and quite specific parking mandates for new restaurants. Olive Garden needed more than 100 spots. 

While it is ridiculous and quintessentially american, its also like up a hills so they're all at different elevations

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15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

There's an Olive Garden in Times Square. That could be a decent substitute, PenelopeTwoTimes. 

The only time it's acceptable to go that Olive Garden is for the NYE party. Which I did the last two years (giving it a skip this year).

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3 minutes ago, Genco said:

The chicken Big Mac is fucking terrible. I'd rather consume a Chik-fil-A or Popeyes sandwich human centipede style than a hot/fresh chicken BM.

Willing to take that chance for saving Democracy! 

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Posted
Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The only time it's acceptable to go that Olive Garden is for the NYE party. Which I did the last two years (giving it a skip this year).

I'm having doubts about your commitment to the cause. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

While it is ridiculous and quintessentially american, its also like up a hills so they're all at different elevations

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Your Rascal can handle it. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

While it is ridiculous and quintessentially american, its also like up a hills so they're all at different elevations

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Wow. That Chili's looks like a hovering mecca of deliciousness floating island of trash. 

Posted
15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

There's an Olive Garden in Times Square. That could be a decent substitute, PenelopeTwoTimes. 

nah nah nah. fuck that.  if we're all going to Chili's, Penelope is going to Chili's.  it'll be absolutely worth it for Harris ending Trump.  she can clean her palate at Dinner by Heston Blumenthal when she's in London.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

 


I mean…this. You answered your own question as you asked it, Bozo.

Oh, and on the dating app thing sorted by politics and challenges in matching…stupid fucking men are on a spiral. By being super-Trumpy, they are self-selecting for “3/4 of women won’t date me.” Then…they become enraged when…3/4 of women won’t date them.
For fuck sake, it’s so goddamned easy. Want to be attractive to women? Start by not being UNATTRACTIVE to women. If women are telling you “we’d like to meet someone who’s not an asshole,” maybe you should engage in just a tiny bit of self-improvement and not be a giant flaming asshole.
I mean, obviously, this advice is not for Surly posters, all of whom have managed to find a way to make assholery charming and seductive to the fairer sex.

 

 

I am pair bonded and in my 40s. Not to derail the thread, but dating apps have cooked the younger generations, it’s low-key Balkanized between the sexes. 
 

Lots of people finding out the hard way that women are very choosy about who they go on a date with and men who can get dates are very choosy about who they will marry.  Recipe for heartbreak. 
 

Honestly the blind date and set-up is a much better way to do things; people who see you from the outside but want the best for you are going to be a better judge of who you might get along with and realistically match with than you are. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Genco said:

The chicken Big Mac is fucking terrible. I'd rather consume a Chik-fil-A or Popeyes sandwich human centipede style than a hot/fresh chicken BM.

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Posted
47 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I went yesterday for the first time in about that long.  Southwest egg rolls were as good as I remembered, Oldtimer was better than I was expecting.  Kind of steep price for regular grub, but worth it for the good vibes it brought with the Selzer poll.  Will do again when VP whoops the dotard's ass for real.

I ate there yesterday as well.  Chips and salsa, burger and fries, and 2 beers.  Out for under 20 bucks, and that includes an iced tea to go. 

24 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

It's in NJ. You don't cross the Hudson to go to a Chilis. 

MD beat me to it.  You're not a team player. 

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Posted
51 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This guy reminds me of every bullshit artist grifter from "Oak Cliff" (actually Duncanville) I met from the New Age movement in the 1980s. Like if you're so deep in the culture, how come you spend all your time at meditation/holistic wellness centers doing crystal shit with middle aged white women from Highland Park?


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Because that's where the money is.

Posted
2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I disagree. Staten Island is exactly where you should go, with drummers drumming and pipers piping. Get your hair done up first in one of those Insane Sicilian Duchess pile-up do's so that you command obedience. Whip Staten Island into shape.

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Posted
Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Y’all are going to make me island hop to get to a Chilis 

Those flights still like $70 round trip? You telling me a happy hour trip to Oahu ain't worth it?

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Posted
6 hours ago, aggie08 said:

If this election results in thousands of women divorcing their mediocre, overbearing husbands, I'd call that a win.

Some might call that a target rich environment.

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Posted (edited)
45 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

I don’t remember seeing it. I do remember a guy putting manure down right next to the Colo football field while they had a game going. 

If you went through Colo, you missed it.  Same longitude, but on 20.

Also, you were just smelling 250bu/acre corn my friend 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Lol.  She'll take 4 flights, on a whim, to Siberia for a long weekend, but Staten Island and New Jersey are (ahem) a bridge too far.

She's safer in Siberia than those two places. 



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