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Honestly, the should add "boring" to describe the Trump/Vance and their campaign. "Weird and boring." 

He's so close to falling off the deep end, I think calling him boring would bring out an ugliness he could never recover from. 

 

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21 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Why do they constantly play YMCA? It’s so fucking weird 

Just wait until they make Vance start dressing like a Village Person (my moneys on the biker)

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2 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Just wait until they make Vance start dressing like a Village Person (my moneys on the biker)

I think it would piss off Trump bigly if Kamala got the Village People to perform it at the DNC

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9 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Just wait until they make Vance start dressing like a Village Person (my moneys on the biker)

“I already have the costume from when I was ga….Halloween”

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29 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Village People Dancing GIF by de chinezen

Why hasn’t anyone Photoshopped him jerking off a couple of dongs in these memes? I bet that would get him to stop doing that pretty quickly. 

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4 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Why hasn’t anyone Photoshopped him jerking off a couple of dongs in these memes? I bet that would get him to stop doing that pretty quickly. 

Why would anyone want him to stop?

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34 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why would anyone want him to stop?

Exactly. I'll never tire  of laughing at the leader of the GQP jacking off two  dudes in time with one of the leading gay anthems of the 70's. Very macho, donald. You're a macho, macho, man. You're the kind of macho that makes Mike Pence, Lindsey Graham, and Macklemore feel like they're back climbing the rope in 6th grade gym class. 

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46 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Why hasn’t anyone Photoshopped him jerking off a couple of dongs in these memes? I bet that would get him to stop doing that pretty quickly. 

@THUJONE

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4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We are less than 48 hours away from the Dem National Convention and Trump is already mentally deep in a death spiral. 

 

So on Monday, he's gonna sit his fat ass on the couch and watch Jill Biden, Hillary Clinton, and Joe BIden speak. 

Then on Tuesday, he'll be glued to the television while Doug Emhoff and Barack Obama give their speeches.

No rest for the wicked, as on Wednesday he'll be playing close attention to these scheduled speakers: Bill Clinton, Pete Buttigieg, and Tim Walz. 

Then on Thursday he'll get to hear Kamala Harris end the convention. 

And all the while, polls will continue to trend in favor of Dems. 

 

Imagine the monstrosity he'll be a week from today. Shit's gonna get WAY darker. 

 

 

 

His shit's gonna get way redder. 

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'd settle for sterilized 

My ex-brother in law had cancer in both his nuts, lost one, and still managed to knock up a couple of skanks when he was fucking around on my wife's sister. I demand certainty.

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45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm sterilized. They need worse than me. 

And the head guy from the Village People told them to stop.

Susan and Mary-Sue for me.

 

 

Meanwhile

 

 

 

Highlights of my attendance of Texas at Nebraska in 2002 and 2006 :

1) Nathan Vasher intercepting Jammal Lord in the end zone

2) (tie) Roy Williams and Ivan Williams both with over 100 yards receiving from Chris Simms

4) Ryan Bailey hitting the game winning fg in the snow in his first collegiate attempt

5) Discovering Runza

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19 minutes ago, 'stache said:

My ex-brother in law had cancer in both his nuts, lost one, and still managed to knock up a couple of skanks when he was fucking around on my wife's sister. I demand certainty.

Your wife is Sheryl crow’s sister?

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59 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm sterilized. They need worse than me. 

And the head guy from the Village People told them to stop.

Susan and Mary-Sue for me.

 

 

Meanwhile

 

 

 

JD Vance would fuck a runza.

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A runza (also called a bierock, krautburger, or kraut pirok) is a yeast dough bread pocket with a filling consisting of beef, cabbage or sauerkraut, onions, and seasonings.[3][4][5][6] Runzas can be baked into various shapes such as a half-moon, a rectangle, a round (bun), a square, or a triangle.

per wiki

 

So its the worst kolache (klobnasek actually) you could fathom. 

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Shit talk Bierocks and such all you want, they’re great especially if you have an old country recipe. Plus, Walz is going to lead a Northern European cooking renaissance the likes this country has never seen. A hot dish/cassarole truck on every corner. All manner of dessert bars, cold Hamm’s/Grain Belt wherever you buy beer. 

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Just now, Royalfan5 said:

Shit talk Bierocks and such all you want, they’re great especially if you have an old country recipe. Plus, Walz is going to lead a Northern European cooking renaissance the likes this country has never seen. A hot dish/cassarole truck on every corner. All manner of dessert bars, cold Hamm’s/Grain Belt wherever you buy beer. 

I've got a great local liquor store complete with Pappy's on the shelf.    They stock Hamms. 

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8 hours ago, Tuco said:

Is it possible that TPUSA is hiring out-of-state activists, putting them up in a hotel, and asking them register in Arizona?  The main purpose would for them knock on doors and try to get people to register, but the little bit of extra votes would be gravy.  Registration laws in many states are pretty loose.  I remember Steve Bannon was registered in Florida because he was renting a house to his ex.  

It is possible and likely.

The scale isn't large enough to tip an election, but they fully intend to have the "volunteers" register in AZ after 30 days.

I don't know all the laws here. 

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8 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Political Director for Trump campaign: 

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A lotta rumors out there about Donald having female genitalia....apparently coming into focus as Trump campaign quickly surrenders any claims of reality.

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5 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Saw this today lol5ed00a796aebef395b2774b84aa000e7.jpg

You should've gone up and knocked on his window to inform him his flag decals are unevenly spaced and that the American flag kind of tilts a little toward the left. It'd drive him crazy(er), noticing it each time he ambles up like Marion Morrison in a cowboy costume behind his manly pick'em-up truck.

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It’s too much to be fake. Did they convince the kid to go to that rooftop?  He and others actually died. Not that Trump would care about that, but all the others in the conspiracy would have to be just as depraved and indifferent. 
 

But shrapnel or fragment after a projectile initially struck something else?  Seems plausible. 
 

Doesn’t make the event any more or less scary for him or for the country to have someone aiming and firing at a presidential candidate. 

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