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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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22 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

I really just want this shit to end. It's so stressful. I personally think it's going to be a landslide for democracy. But i could be wrong, I'm wrong a lot. I can't stand the stress and anxiety. Time to log off for the next month, which I absolutely won't do.

 

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

And?  When he did this WHILE PRESIDENT he couldn’t make it work. Now he’s just an indicted private citizen.   

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And?  When he did this WHILE PRESIDENT he couldn’t make it work. Now he’s just an indicted private citizen.   

 

they had a practice run 

5 hours ago, Mole said:

Every MAGA text gets a response full of bible verses rebuking MAGA, a call to repentance, a Gospel presentation, and a reminder that Harris/Walz is the Christian choice.

Those texts are probably never read, but it makes me feel good and in the event that someone reads it, I’m probably speaking their language.

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And?  When he did this WHILE PRESIDENT he couldn’t make it work. Now he’s just an indicted private citizen.   

I still don't understand why Trump gets any respect from anyone or any air time from any news outlet. I've never understood the whole allure of him getting ratings etc. It's not good TV. 

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

I still don't understand why Trump gets any respect from anyone or any air time from any news outlet. I've never understood the whole allure of him getting ratings etc. It's not good TV. 

It would be if he dropped dead from a heart attack live on air. That would be the best thing I had ever seen on television EVER.

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I still don't understand why Trump gets any respect from anyone or any air time from any news outlet. I've never understood the whole allure of him getting ratings etc. It's not good TV. 

It’s not good Tv, but it good internet. Each click for outrage click bait is $$$. Just look at all the links to Twitter from here.

Trump and Vance can claim victory all they want, but Biden is in the White House with immunity.
2 hours ago, immamac said:

I still don't understand why Trump gets any respect from anyone or any air time from any news outlet. I've never understood the whole allure of him getting ratings etc. It's not good TV. 

He does because people are talking about him, and people are talking about him because he gets air time. He's the Kardashians, but fascist 

9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


You try walking when you're pushing 325 lbs, have high blood pressure, diabetes, a bad back, and are on four kinds of emphysema (I refuse to call it COPD)  drugs. 

Yeah, but the guy in that tweet bitching about the bus fiasco looked to be maybe 30 and in reasonably good health.  

47 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

It would be if he dropped dead from a heart attack live on air. That would be the best thing I had ever seen on television EVER.

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20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, but the guy in that tweet bitching about the bus fiasco looked to be maybe 30 and in reasonably good health.  

You don't go viral and get "clicks" if you walk back to your vehicle.  You have to throw a fit, distort the truth and be a miserable cunt.

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You don't go viral and get "clicks" if you walk back to your vehicle.  You have to throw a fit, distort the truth and be a miserable cunt.

The overlap between your description of Trumper behavior and my toddler when I'm trying to get him back into the car is near complete. Weird...

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And?  When he did this WHILE PRESIDENT he couldn’t make it work. Now he’s just an indicted private citizen.   

Trump has been DECLARING things since 2016.  Who fucking cares.  If he claims he won, Kamala can claim she won.

You know who won? Whoever the states certify when they finish counting.  It's not like Trump declaring he won at 8pm on Election Night means every state will stop counting. 

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

No shit but so what if he does?

 

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Probably no PA ballot return update today due to Indigenous Peoples Day.  But I'll pass it along if I see it. 

Harris did Roland Martin’s show on black America issues. But you know, she’s never substantive on policy issues, like Trump 

 

26 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Probably no PA ballot return update today due to Indigenous Peoples Day.  But I'll pass it along if I see it. 

That's not fair. 

32 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Probably no PA ballot return update today due to Indigenous Peoples Day.  But I'll pass it along if I see it. 

How.

Media: "Many are saying that Harris should take a cognitive test. But should she?"

She should take the cognitive test, along with an IQ test, and release both results.

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Media: "Many are saying that Harris should take a cognitive test. But should she?"

I think it would be a nice gesture for her to take a cognitive exam. With a doctor looking for a bit of fame. Perhaps said doctor would extoll her mastery of the exam, which happens to be a much more difficult one than the one Donald “barely passed.” The doctor’s words would provoke an entertaining meltdown; and isn’t that the job of a president, to provide entertaining content for our mews programs?

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She should not validate his insane truth social ramblings

People with brains watching and listening to Trump: "Um, he sounds legitimately insane now."

Trump: "Many people are saying Kamala is insane!"

It's almost like, all together now, every accusation is a confession. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

She should not validate his insane truth social ramblings

Sarcasm didn’t convey. Mea culpa.

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they had a practice run 

Biden has the military 🤷‍♂️

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

People with brains watching and listening to Trump: "Um, he sounds legitimately insane now."

Trump: "Many people are saying Kamala is insane!"

It's almost like, all together now, every accusation is a confession. 

I mean, he called her a retard. That is my far the most tone deaf projection he’s done. If he calls her an ignorant fascist painted in makeup next, the simulation will just explode 

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The lack of media pushback on his "retard" comment is damning.  I understand that the average Joe is inured to his bluster, but the media should do their fucking job.

6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Biden has the military 🤷‍♂️

And immunity 

9 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I think it would be a nice gesture for her to take a cognitive exam. With a doctor looking for a bit of fame. Perhaps said doctor would extoll her mastery of the exam, which happens to be a much more difficult one than the one Donald “barely passed.” The doctor’s words would provoke an entertaining meltdown; and isn’t that the job of a president, to provide entertaining content for our mews programs?

Honestly, there's something to this. Maybe it can't pierce his veil of narcissism, but if she does an IQ test and cognitive test and releases them, and they're all way better than Trump's numbers, which he knows, he could have another unhinged meltodwn. Not that those are are, mind you. 

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The lack of media pushback on his "retard" comment is damning.  I understand that the average Joe is inured to his bluster, but the media should do their fucking job.

At this point he could call her a variety of racial slurs and it would be a "Trump continues his aggressive language! Will it work for him?" media response.

That’ll work in NV and AZ

 

Plouffe was on PSA and had some interesting campaign nuggets -

They like their internal polling in the swing states - close races but they numbers beneath the top line are much better for her than him 

They are doing the same thing Biden’s campaign did by inflating Trump’s numbers/groups favorable to him in their internal numbers to prevent complacency and ensure volunteers are working that much harder on specific groups, such as Latinos, young voters, black men, etc 

Re: that Latino poll, the campaign is targeting 60% Latino support and feels that that number as a baseline is enough to win 

4 hours ago, immamac said:

I still don't understand why Trump gets any respect from anyone or any air time from any news outlet. I've never understood the whole allure of him getting ratings etc. It's not good TV. 

Wrestling gets ratings. Watch a Trump speech from 2016 and watch Ric Flair or Macho Man or some shit like that.

For a brief brief oh so brief moment he touched that sun performance wise (it’s always been bullshit).

Everybody chasing the dragon ever since

KamalaHQ would be a totally inactive account if you delete tweets that are about Trump.

She needs to remember also to make the positive case, especially on the economy.

7 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

She needs to remember also to make the positive case

That’s what she does in person. Being positive doesn’t go viral on social media. 

3 weeks to go. Where is everyone's head with how this will resolve.

I still think Harris is going to eke out a small EC win by early Wed morning. I'm guessing she wins with PA and NV. 

Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

3 weeks to go. Where is everyone's head with how this will resolve.

I still think Harris is going to eke out a small EC win by early Wed morning. I'm guessing she wins with PA and NV. 

No real difference. Think she trades GA for NC and wins the Blue Wall, AZ, NV

303-235 and wins the PV by about 5 million votes or so 

John Oliver's main story about Trump trying to steal another election was pretty sobering last night, especially the parts about Georgia, which seems like a lost cause at this point.

Can somebody please talk me off the ledge?

23 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

KamalaHQ would be a totally inactive account if you delete tweets that are about Trump.

She needs to remember also to make the positive case, especially on the economy.


No.

 

To everything here.

 

That account is doing its job.

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George H. w. Bush’s biographer

“I haven’t moved, they have”

“Just vote for Harris.. and what I would argue is don’t tell anybody if you don’t want to….I know it’s hard this is a part of people’s identity”…”how about thinking Constitution when you look at Trump….there is a sane vote and a risky vote.” “We are in a moment that’s as important  a test of citizenship as any point in American history.”

 

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

When your ex speaks up

 

I'm unsure if Quaid is a true believer or just someone recognizing that he appeals to MAGA so therefore he can earn money from them. Probably a bit of both especially given the crazy in his family

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'm unsure if Quaid is a true believer or just someone recognizing that he appeals to MAGA so therefore he can earn money from them. Probably a bit of both especially given the crazy in his family

He’s got a Reagan biopic out that he’s trying to sell tickets to,

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

He’s got a Reagan biopic out that he’s trying to sell tickets to,

You would think that since Trump is so different from Reagan that a biopic would actually harm Trump but from the Facebook posts I've seen MAGA can't tell the difference. 

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