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25 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Imagine reading TLOTR and concluding the Men are thr heroes

Same ones who listen to Pink Floyd’s The Wall and think “wow, that Pink guy sounds just like me, he’s really got some interesting ideas!”

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1 hour ago, Shaddie said:

The company will replace any defective light bars with a new one secured with tape and a "positive mechanical attachment" at no cost to the customer, the recall report said.

Well to be fair they already gave up their dignity when they bought the truck.

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1 hour ago, Shaddie said:

The company will replace any defective light bars with a new one secured with tape and a "positive mechanical attachment" at no cost to the customer, the recall report said.

So like the broken brake (or was it gas?) pedal, they're re-glueing and riveting it on? Wow what craftsmanship for a 100k turd

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2 hours ago, Shaddie said:

The company will replace any defective light bars with a new one secured with tape and a "positive mechanical attachment" at no cost to the customer, the recall report said.

You know, for someone who fucking HATES immigrants and thinks that they're responsible for bringing about the downfall of western civilization.....Elon's fucking companies seem to make all of their repairs EXACTLY like my mexican ass would do it.  Ain't nothing that duct tape, or some gorilla glue, or a drill and some screws you have in a coffee can, etc., can't fix.

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On 10/29/2025 at 10:38 AM, HenryJames said:

Andy Ngo survived the milkshake.
Ian Miles Cheong lives in Malaysia.
 

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Saw this happen in our run group the other day. Asian dude walked up to Asian girl, looked at her for a second, and said he'd thought she was (other Asian girl). 🤣

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Saw this happen in our run group the other day. Asian dude walked up to Asian girl, looked at her for a second, and said he'd thought she was (other Asian girl). 🤣

In fairness, it's tough to tell what with the blurred genitalia and all.

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Posted
5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You know, for someone who fucking HATES immigrants and thinks that they're responsible for bringing about the downfall of western civilization.....Elon's fucking companies seem to make all of their repairs EXACTLY like my mexican ass would do it.  Ain't nothing that duct tape, or some gorilla glue, or a drill and some screws you have in a coffee can, etc., can't fix.

Hey, hey, HEY!!!  I'm from white trash, and we do those, too!  Mexican's got nothing to do with it.  It's redneck engineering, which knows no bounds of race, ethnicity, religion, or nationality.

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1 minute ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Hey, hey, HEY!!!  I'm from white trash, and we do those, too!  Mexican's got nothing to do with it.  It's redneck engineering, which knows no bounds of race, ethnicity, religion, or nationality.

This is la verdad, my friend.

That said, when my wife pulled up to the house one day, and came in and asked me "what is that coat hanger sticking out the back of your car?"  And I answered "you mean my new antenna?"  She just shook her head and said "sometimes I forget how mexican you really are."  I couldn't have been more proud.

But yeah.....that's just classic working-class engineering all the way around.

Which, again, is a class that Elon has nothing but contempt for.

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Posted
7 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

They work about half the time for me. If you open image in a new tab it will do the CAPTCHA and then you can see it. What my really sucks is almost all the gifs these days are on yarn. If you exclude yarn from the search on google there’s not much in the results 

Save it from yarn to your computer then upload it here. Save the link to the uploaded file if you plan on using it again.

You should do this for almost any picture you post here as we keep images forever. Nothing sucks worse then finding an old thread that answers your question and someone linked pics from a website that no longer exists and they are all gone.

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I will admit to having more than one car that had a coat hanger antenna in the past.  Ah, good times...  I will also admit that mexican modifications often have more style and pizzazz than other redneck engineering. 

To your original point, though, one would think that a major manufacturer could come up with a more elegant, effective, and professional solution.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

To your original point, though, one would think that a major manufacturer could come up with a more elegant, effective, and professional solution.

But then, one would be mistaken to think of Tesla as a "major manufacturer."  Seriously, they fail at much of the elementary blocking-and-tackling parts of being a car manufacturer.  

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On 10/29/2025 at 7:53 AM, Colonel Sanders said:

He's such a racist,  xenophobic piece of shit.  Hard to believe people still buy into his bullshit. 

Ummm it’s why ppl buy into his bullshit

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4 hours ago, blacklab said:

Save it from yarn to your computer then upload it here. Save the link to the uploaded file if you plan on using it again.

You should do this for almost any picture you post here as we keep images forever. Nothing sucks worse then finding an old thread that answers your question and someone linked pics from a website that no longer exists and they are all gone.

I would, but I can’t even get them to load on their website 95% of the time. Apple iPad Pro on  last iOS 18 update. They haven’t worked for a year.

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"Fuck it burns! Fuck it burns!"

”Alex, what is “things Hawkeye Pierce has said.”

”Incorrect, it is “things Margaret Houlihan has said” but we would have accepted “things Hot Lips has said”. It is still your board.”

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Posted
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

How limited do you have to be to not understand that pulling UP on the toaster handle will help you grab your toasty goodness?

BA in physics. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

How limited do you have to be to not understand that pulling UP on the toaster handle will help you grab your toasty goodness?

I was told he was an engineering genius. 

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On 10/31/2025 at 8:56 AM, Brisketexan said:

You know, for someone who fucking HATES immigrants and thinks that they're responsible for bringing about the downfall of western civilization.....Elon's fucking companies seem to make all of their repairs EXACTLY like my mexican ass would do it.  Ain't nothing that duct tape, or some gorilla glue, or a drill and some screws you have in a coffee can, etc., can't fix.

Nah. The Mexicans I know would have that shit flawless... And it would only be grey after priming... It would be dripping candy or pearl or metal flake... Or all the above.

 

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On 10/31/2025 at 7:05 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Same ones who listen to Pink Floyd’s The Wall and think “wow, that Pink guy sounds just like me, he’s really got some interesting ideas!”

 

Well, I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most sincere
The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think
Oh, by the way, which one's pink?

 

 

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Posted
6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

How limited do you have to be to not understand that pulling UP on the toaster handle will help you grab your toasty goodness?

Or, and I know this is a long shot with some folk, but...just turn the toaster upside down.  Let gravity do its thing.

 

 

 

 

Posted
2 hours ago, Slacks said:

Nah. The Mexicans I know would have that shit flawless... And it would only be grey after priming... It would be dripping candy or pearl or metal flake... Or all the above.

 

Ain't no redneck pulling this off...

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

That's some good fan fiction, but reality has shown us that what Tesla actually does - does not matter. Stupid, but true. 

 

Maybe you mean fantastical fiction, I don't see the author as much of an Elon fan. I don't think it's out of the question that reality and gravity will catch up with tesla. Eventually. 

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On 11/1/2025 at 8:48 AM, Firemans4Horn said:

 

I searched for the pop tart story. Took a few hits to find the real story from Eric Berger's Book (Embarassed that Musk fanboy wasn my RA at Simkins)

https://www.karlbooklover.com/liftoff-highlights/

But i also found this

https://www.cracked.com/article_38847_three-times-elon-musk-was-more-out-of-touch-than-mr-burns.html

WOW, these stories are embarassing

 

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I read this - HOLY CRAP, this is embarrassing for EVERYONE in this story.

Posted
15 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Maybe you mean fantastical fiction, I don't see the author as much of an Elon fan. I don't think it's out of the question that reality and gravity will catch up with tesla. Eventually. 

 

 

Oh, I agree this SHOULD happen, but if that was the case, Tesla would have failed YEARS ago. I just don't think it will because of how unhinged the stock price is to reality.

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