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lol, anyone in a position of power in any of Musk's companies just puckered their assholes so tightly a few of them turned into mini black holes. wowwwwwwwwwwwww

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2 minutes ago, Bojack said:

You like jokes do ya? I got a joke for ya. Bunch of Surly posters all sittin' around in a labor camp, all wondering "how did we get here?"

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Are they bringing back jade helm?

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the thing is the heil hitler salute will make the rounds, the outrage will be there, meanwhile not a damn thing will be said about the shit they do.  it's how it goes. focus on the symbolic, not on the real dangers. it's all fucking bullshit.

 

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47 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

The perfect thing to reply to my extended family group chat praising how beautiful the ceremony was today.

 

 

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28 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Added to my gif library

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And of course he does in the most awkward, uncoordinated, tarded way possible

29 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Joe Rogan is not in that pic

You better check your math, sir 

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2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

France 24 is like, WTF.

 

“Strange gesture”. Call it what it is. Tip-toeing around this shit is what got us here in the first place. 

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The next person who interviews Elon, if they had any courage, would ask,

"So Elon, your salute to the crowd on inauguration day.  Would you like to go on the record as being a dumbass for not knowing that is a Nazi salute, or do you want go on record as that being a Nazi salute?"

 

EDIT-  I did leave out a door number 3 in that question ....or "do you want to go on record as being autistic?"

 

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16 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

And of course he does in the most awkward, uncoordinated, tarded way possible

The dramatic biting of his lower lip is the chef’s kiss and underscores his dorkish malignancy.

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6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The next person who interviews Elon, if they had any courage, would ask,

"So Elon, your salute to the crowd on inauguration day.  Would you like to go on the record as being a dumbass for not knowing that is a Nazi salute, or do you want go on record as that being a Nazi salute?"

 

EDIT-  I did leave out a door number 3 in that question ....or "do you want to go on record as being autistic?"

 

He knows god damned well what that hand sign means.

 

 

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This is actually unbelievable. It's happening now at breakneck pace. If Trump doesn't condemn this at all (he won't), that really does mean we are in the end times. Motherfuck

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2 minutes ago, faps said:

This is actually unbelievable. It's happening now at breakneck pace. If Trump doesn't condemn this at all (he won't), that really does mean we are in the end times. Motherfuck

 

Just wait until tomorrow, where Musk will have a red armband with some kind of logo on his left bicep.    It will be dismissed as a "fashion statement".

 

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Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Just wait until tomorrow, where Musk will have a red armband with some kind of logo on his left bicep.    It will be dismissed as a "fashion statement".

 

"curious fashion statement" would be the wording.  

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2 hours ago, msbesq said:

I did not watch one second of that shitshow. I win.

Same except I just tried to flip on the local news for snowpocalyps updates and they're still on network coverage.  Didn't the swearing in happen at noon?

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16 minutes ago, faps said:

This is actually unbelievable. It's happening now at breakneck pace. If Trump doesn't condemn this at all (he won't), that really does mean we are in the end times. Motherfuck

😂😂

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25 minutes ago, faps said:

This is actually unbelievable. It's happening now at breakneck pace. If Trump doesn't condemn this at all (he won't), that really does mean we are in the end times. Motherfuck

A guy whose handle is "faps" with an avatar of a guy trying desperately not to fap, posting this brought legit lulz 

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Same except I just tried to flip on the local news for snowpocalyps updates and they're still on network coverage.  Didn't the swearing in happen at noon?

They have moved on to coverage of an indoor parade.
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Can someone help me understand how an executive order renaming an international body of water works in practice? Will it just become something where fucking maps become a form of political virtue signaling? Will it spark a huge fight with apple and google over what term their map uses? My guess is that's what it's meant to do, just create another fucking wedge issue to distract from the fact that he's a complete fucking moron, a laughing stock in the international community, and that your fucking grocery prices aren't any better. 

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6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Can someone help me understand how an executive order renaming an international body of water works in practice? Will it just become something where fucking maps become a form of political virtue signaling? Will it spark a huge fight with apple and google over what term their map uses? My guess is that's what it's meant to do, just create another fucking wedge issue to distract from the fact that he's a complete fucking moron, a laughing stock in the international community, and that your fucking grocery prices aren't any better. 

It's completely meaningless and anyone who calls the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America immediately identifies themselves as an abject moron.

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42 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

welp, seig heil will be the #1 lead story on all of the national news

where's the DT crowd?  why aren't they up in here leopardsplaining to us what the deal is?

They’re probably frantically looking around the internet for a freeze frame where Kamala’s hand is in the air so they can both sides it.

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46 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

welp, seig heil will be the #1 lead story on all of the national news

where's the DT crowd?  why aren't they up in here leopardsplaining to us what the deal is?

Because they are COWARDS who love being part of this death cult.

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4 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Because they are COWARDS who love being part of this death cult.

Shut up man. There are quite a few jumping on the 1 poster who tried to deflect this elon shit.

Fucking new yorkers.



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