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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I graduated HS in the early 90's and there very few virgins, if any.  What few stragglers there might have been went off to college and had sex.

50% being essentially virgins is insane.  I don't remember the number for women but it's a LOT less than the men, which tells you the 50% of men that are having sex are putting in the work.  

For those other 50% of young men, weary, overworked, and oversexed, I, an elder millennial, shall cast aside the shackles of monogamy and step once more into the bush. The rules have changed, and the swipey apps hold a wealth of opportunities—yet remain fraught with the perils of siren calls. Still, if half the young men refuse to fill the void, then I shall, in noble service to Gen Z, vow to fill many of those voids. I say, fuck it! And fuck it I will. Lest the script of Tadalafil run dry, I shall get my dick wet.

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This chart is real:

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Dudes ain't getting laid.  And it's largely because many of them aren't bangable. 

No, Melvin, the reason you aren't banging supermodels every day isn't because there are a billion Stacies out there, but a few Chads took em all.  It's because you're a 6, with no social skills, no job/a shit job, and no ambition.  You are "not a catch."  And even if you were, expecting to bag a 10 is stupid and unrealistic.  Aim for someone realistically within your range, shower, learn to carry on a conversation.  And put down the fucking video game controller occasionally.

Another thing that's also obvious: if you're a guy with any game, ambition, etc.....things have never been easier for you.  Lots of women, and a lot fewer quality men for them to get with.  The odds are in your favor.

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This chart is real:

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Dudes ain't getting laid.  And it's largely because many of them aren't bangable. 

No, Melvin, the reason you aren't banging supermodels every day isn't because there are a billion Stacies out there, but a few Chads took em all.  It's because you're a 6, with no social skills, no job/a shit job, and no ambition.  You are "not a catch."  And even if you were, expecting to bag a 10 is stupid and unrealistic.  Aim for someone realistically within your range, shower, learn to carry on a conversation.  And put down the fucking video game controller occasionally.

Another thing that's also obvious: if you're a guy with any game, ambition, etc.....things have never been easier for you.  Lots of women, and a lot fewer quality men for them to get with.  The odds are in your favor.

As a good buddy of mine used to say when we were young, “go ugly early.”  Odds of success vastly improve if you keep your standards low, or at least low enough not to hold out for someone that was never gonna work out anyway.  And by then the average ones have been scooped up.  It was sort of what John Nash described in the bar in a Beautiful Mind.

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

put down the fucking video game controller occasionally.

You don't even need to do this, anymore. Plenty of grown Gen Z and Millennial women (and not just an "odds are good but the goods are odd" situation either) are also regular video game players, and if they're younger, they're even more likely to play video games about as often as they watch TV. Gaming is basically a mainstream thing now, so it's not disqualifying and can even be a way to meet normal women.

That's how easy it should be. And yet, here we are. I think the microplastics and COVID did something to their libidos.

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

As a good buddy of mine used to say when we were young, “go ugly early.”  Odds of success vastly improve if you keep your standards low, or at least low enough not to hold out for someone that was never gonna work out anyway.  And by then the average ones have been scooped up.  It was sort of what John Nash described in the bar in a Beautiful Mind.

Select targets of ease early and often.  But always keep your eye out for quality targets of opportunity.  The funny thing is, by that approach, you'll usually end up doing much better than you deserve.  My success rate with women above my standing/quality was pretty damned high.  Because when I saw a shot at someone good, I took it.  That doesn't mean I never closed a deal with someone lower on the scale -- that happened too.  But the simple act of putting yourself out there and actively engaging doesn't just up your odds of success, it ups the quality of your success.

I'm not sure what's wrong with young males today -- I'm confident it's a combo of 100 different things.  But damn.  Dudes.  Shake off the doldrums and go chase some ass.  And spend 5 minutes making yourself worthy to chase ass.

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2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

You don't even need to do this, anymore. Plenty of grown Gen Z and Millennial women (and not just an "odds are good but the goods are odd" situation either) are also regular video game players, and if they're younger, they're even more likely to play video games about as often as they watch TV. Gaming is basically a mainstream thing now, so it's not disqualifying and can even be a way to meet normal women

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3 hours ago, gernblansten said:

Based on the "he wrote it, he didn't plan to play in it" and other context sounds like he's talking about Sylvester Stallone and Rocky.

Yeah and as usual he's totally lying about the facts. Stallone ALWAYS planned on playing Rocky. He shopped it that way to every studio. They wanted to buy it outright & use another actor, but he refused to sell unless he was guaranteed the part.

But dotard always thinks his story is the most entertaining story so fuck the truth.

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8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Select targets of ease early and often.  But always keep your eye out for quality targets of opportunity.  The funny thing is, by that approach, you'll usually end up doing much better than you deserve.  My success rate with women above my standing/quality was pretty damned high.  Because when I saw a shot at someone good, I took it.  That doesn't mean I never closed a deal with someone lower on the scale -- that happened too.  But the simple act of putting yourself out there and actively engaging doesn't just up your odds of success, it ups the quality of your success.

I'm not sure what's wrong with young males today -- I'm confident it's a combo of 100 different things.  But damn.  Dudes.  Shake off the doldrums and go chase some ass.  And spend 5 minutes making yourself worthy to chase ass.

Too bad I didn’t have a boat when I was single.  Cuz that works too.

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On 8/12/2025 at 10:33 AM, SubliminalHorn said:

What irritates the fuck out of me are people who can’t recognize their own privilege. I recognize my own. I’m educated, have a clinical doctorate, my husband; the same. We make good money and absolutely have choices (I hope) if the day comes that we have to flee. I know there are far more that don’t have the privilege that I have and there are far more that have way more. I fear for and care deeply about those that aren’t able to claim the same advantages that I have. So yeah, football season is fairly low on things that are important to me right now 

You and your husband need to get the fuck out of Texas right now.  Vote with your feet.  Texas doesn't want you there.  As soon as SCOTUS rules, your marriage will be invalidated, by your fellow Texans.  Fuck those guys.  They don't like you, they don't appreciate you, and they would be much happier without "your kind".  

You will find a welcome home in CA, where the validity of your marriage is enshrined in our state constitution.   You will find good jobs, a great climate, and like-minded people here.  Move NOW.  Texas will be worse-off without you (but they will be happy to see you go)

On 8/12/2025 at 4:22 PM, David Dennison said:

It isn't on the level of Gil Bang's Donald Trump is dumber than dogshit thread. That shit got locked with a quickness.

It was a good idea that got vetoed by board management.  I disagree with that decision.  EDIT:  A fucking dumbshit cocksucker that claims that prescription drugs costs will go down "1200%" needs his own thread, and, in fact, it should be the lead story on every network every single fucking night. 

On 8/12/2025 at 5:55 PM, Captainant said:

Also, lmfao at imma seriously arguing that the Internet has no impact in real world life.

Steven Bannon and his masterful weaponization of gamergate hope you keep evangelizing this mindset.

Qanon and January 6th were fueled by the Internet whipping a bunch of chuds into a froth with disinformation and hate and trolling. People tried to assassinate AND HAVE ASSASINATED multiple elected officials because of the insanity that's been pumped by MAGA online conspiracy theories. 

Some dipshit that read "on the internet" about Hillary's secret sex basement at a DC pizza place got his assault rifle and drove hundreds of miles to "free the children". 

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6 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

2016 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 8%
 

2025 - men at age 18 likely to be a virgin 54%
 

 

thats fucking crazy

A lot more liars in 2016

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32 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Too bad I didn’t have a boat when I was single.  Cuz that works too.

what could have been a young Sbbruin...

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9 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Appreciate it, I really do. I worry every single fucking day. When I’m out on a walk with my dog through neighborhoods, the thought often creeps in that what if ICE jumps out of that van up ahead and decides to take me? I wonder if I should carry my passport with me whenever I go anywhere. I NEVER thought I would EVER have to concern myself with (yes, I know I ended with a preposition). But here we are. And it really pisses me off. And saddens me. I used to be patriotic as fuck growing up. My dad was an Air Force Colonel so I lived on numerous bases and participated in a lot of pomp and circumstance. I lived and breathed patriotism. 
 

That patriotism is on life support and it’s truly sad. Anyway, I told my husband it’s time to implement a two year plan to get to Denver. We figure we need that time to get my parents agreeing to the idea and putting everything in motion. Of course that could change depending on, well, everything. We may just scoot all the way to Washington or even Canada if we have to and are able. Texas losing two successful healthcare workers and Exes. I’m sure we aren’t the only story like that. Brain drain is gonna be a thing sooner than later 

I don't know a lot about CO, but a state with a gay, Jewish GOV is probably a safer place than the land of Abbott and Paxton. 

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3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I don't know a lot about CO, but a state with a gay, Jewish GOV is probably a safer place than the land of Abbott and Paxton. 

I mean, maybe we’ll end up in California. Who the fuck knows. Just out of Texas at this point 

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11 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Appreciate it, I really do. I worry every single fucking day. When I’m out on a walk so the my dog through neighborhoods, the thought often creeps in that why if ICE jumps out of that van up ahead and decides to take me? I wonder if I should carry my passport with me whenever I go anywhere. I NEVER thought I would EVER have to concern myself with (yes, I know I ended with a preposition). But here we are. And it really pisses me off. And saddens me. I used to be patriotic as fuck growing up. My dad was an Air Force Colonel so I lived on numerous bases and participated in a lot of pomp and circumstance. I lived and breathed patriotism. 
 

That patriotism is on life support and it’s truly sad. Anyway, I told my husband it’s time to implement a two year plan to get to Denver. We figure we need that time to get my parents agreeing to the idea and putting everything in motion. Of course that could change depending on, well, everything. We may just scoot all the way to Washington or even Canada if we have to and are able. Texas losing two successful healthcare workers and Exes. I’m sure we aren’t the only story like that. Brain drain is gonna be a thing sooner than later 

I can relate to your first paragraph. We took a trip to San Diego during the summer and my dad asked if I was taking my passport because he and my mom were taking theirs. I responded that we weren't planning on crossing the border, but he corrected me that it was in case we get stopped by ICE. Never in my life did I think I would be having a conversation like that. 

As for your second point, patriotism is being replaced by nationalism. 

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17 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

I can relate to your first paragraph. We took a trip to San Diego during the summer and my dad asked if I was taking my passport because he and my mom were taking theirs. I responded that we weren't planning on crossing the border, but he corrected me that it was in case we get stopped by ICE. Never in my life did I think I would be having a conversation like that. 

As for your second point, patriotism is being replaced by nationalism. 

I'm white as a fucking sheet.  If I had any color at all, I'd get the passport card and carry it with my credit cards, etc.  The passport is too bulky. 

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The DC circuit has ruled that even though Congress has the power of the purse, there’s only one person in the entire United States who has standing to actually seek relief over illegal impoundment (the head of the GAO). So if he or she doesn’t, everyone else can just get fucked.


Oh, and the head of the GAO is appointed by the president and the current one will see his term expire this year.
 

America sure was a decent idea.

 

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/13/humanitarian-groups-cannot-challenge-trumps-impoundment-of-foreign-aid-grants-appeals-court-rules-00507106

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9 hours ago, fuggled said:

His bit is to post stuff he doesn't actually believe in order to get a reaction out of people.  What exactly do you think trolling is?

My trolling is literally telling a bunch of Democratic voting men on a message board that other men have rapidly decided not to associate with the Democratic party even though they are much more librul than their previous generations. That is it. A simple observation.

White millennial and gen X men showed out for Obama and it’s been a slow bleed since. Hispanic men began leaving in 2016, and now you saw it in 2024 with black men. Bringing this up means I support Trump according to the big brains here.

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1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

My trolling is literally telling a bunch of Democratic voting men on a message board that other men have rapidly decided not to associate with the Democratic party even though they are much more librul than their previous generations. That is it. A simple observation.

White millennial and gen X men showed out for Obama and it’s been a slow bleed since. Hispanic men began leaving in 2016, and now you saw it in 2024 with black men. Bringing this up means I support Trump according to the big brains here.

No, dehumanizing other posters is what earns you the trumper cred. That's some real classic fascist shit, what a fun silly joke teehee!

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I know you guys might be worried about losing your rights or being picked up by ICE as they mistake you for being undocumented because you're brown but have you taken a moment to think about how many sacks Anthony Hill is going to get this season?

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On 8/12/2025 at 11:21 AM, elfenix said:

State Department slashes reports on human rights violations : NPR https://share.google/Vt4xrOJYbSYpgHrQh

 

 

 

Probably because all the things that State used to complain about are shit Trump is doing or planning on doing here

I trust zero that comes from this clown car dictatorship. I’ll listen to what other countries think about human rights violations. We are not to be trusted on anything, but especially reports like that.

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I know you guys might be worried about losing your rights or being picked up by ICE as they mistake you for being undocumented because you're brown but have you taken a moment to think about how many sacks Anthony Hill is going to get this season?

It's gonna be a lot.  I'm glad I'm white and I'll get to see them all.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Too bad I didn’t have a boat when I was single.  Cuz that works too.

 

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

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Because of the implication?

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Posted
21 hours ago, Satchel said:

If your parents or you are on Social Security, get ready for no cost of living increases. Since they are tied to BLS’s inflation numbers, Trump will compel reports of no inflation, even when it’s 4% and SS recipients will be screwed.

The only person I know on social security of my mother-in-law. In fact, I know i won't get social security.  

My father-in-law just passed away at 75 yrs abs now my mother in law is on the verge of being homeless thanks to social security. 

She paid in her whole life, just like my father-in- law and now since he passed,  she can't afford to live in the same house because they don't pay out the rest of his contribution after he died. 

Social security would've been great had the fucking piece of shit politicians not have played with it constantly,  basically stealing from it for other bullshit.

She should have been paid for all of his contributions after his death,  had it been a real system. 

Me? I'm going to work until I'm dead. Be that me going with some shitty heart attack that my health insurance will refuse to pay for for some odd reason,  or because I'll be shot in some dumb shit i do after I go on a spree after this shithole supreme court overturns Loving vs Virgjnia in a disastrous opinion written by justice uncle Thomas that has some magical carve-out for himself only. 

I have no misconceptions about my life.  I kinda hope the war actually pops off so I can use my whiteness to infiltrate and dispose of large groups of enemy combatants. Other than that,  I'll probably end up getting deported to some random country like Liberia due to my past history with the law in this country. 

But who really gives a fuck.  I've been living on borrowed time for 27 years now.  When I die it will be my 4th. And I really hope I go out with a bang.

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Posted
31 minutes ago, Captainant said:

No, dehumanizing other posters is what earns you the trumper cred. That's some real classic fascist shit, what a fun silly joke teehee!

I’m much more concerned about their mental health than you are

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4 minutes ago, SKJ said:

The only person I know on social security of my mother-in-law. In fact, I know i won't get social security.  

My father-in-law just passed away at 75 yrs abs now my mother in law is on the verge of being homeless thanks to social security. 

She paid in her whole life, just like my father-in- law and now since he passed,  she can't afford to live in the same house because they don't pay out the rest of his contribution after he died. 

Social security would've been great had the fucking piece of shit politicians not have played with it constantly,  basically stealing from it for other bullshit.

She should have been paid for all of his contributions after his death,  had it been a real system. 

Me? I'm going to work until I'm dead. Be that me going with some shitty heart attack that my health insurance will refuse to pay for for some odd reason,  or because I'll be shot in some dumb shit i do after I go on a spree after this shithole supreme court overturns Loving vs Virgjnia in a disastrous opinion written by justice uncle Thomas that has some magical carve-out for himself only. 

I have no misconceptions about my life.  I kinda hope the war actually pops off so I can use my whiteness to infiltrate and dispose of large groups of enemy combatants. Other than that,  I'll probably end up getting deported to some random country like Liberia due to my past history with the law in this country. 

But who really gives a fuck.  I've been living on borrowed time for 27 years now.  When I die it will be my 4th. And I really hope I go out with a bang.

Why is your MIL not getting survivor benefits? 

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