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Posted
2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shouldn’t they know that?

They know that they were handed a thing to believe that relieves them of any and all responsibility to be a decent human in this life.  All you have to do is declare "Jesus is my lord and savior," and you get floaty time to happyland.  Doesn't matter how shitty you actually are.  You just have to hold out your "BUT I'M A CHRISTIAN!" declaration like this:

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.....and you win!  Heaven and clouds and harps and all that, while all the dirty athiets and muslims and race-mixers are stuck down here on earth, fighting!

Why would you do any investigating/digging around when someone hands you a giftwrapped excuse to be a completely horrible human, but still get the greatest reward?

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shouldn’t they know that?

 

Why would a bunch of believers in God care what He wrote in some book 2000 years ago?  They're kicking in their 10%.  Let the intellectual elitist nerds read stupid old books.

Posted
56 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Your Rapture guy sucks.  Around the same time another guy invented a whole religion with magic underwear and everything and they control the state of Utah now.  The Rapture guy is definitely an under achiever compared to Joseph Smith. 

Don't forget this guy...

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Making DC Great Again....

 

That's it? From the entire deployment. 

There's crews of 7-8 hispanic dudes here in Texas that could do that in a weekend.

 

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Posted
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

That's it? From the entire deployment. 

There's crews of 7-8 hispanic dudes here in Texas that could do that in a weekend.

 

But they’d all be brown while doing it. NG is only partly brown. 

Posted
5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

For fucking what?

 

 

Considering that the president admitted to all of us that he just wants Comey and others prosecuted as revenge for what happened to him, Comey's attorneys should have a good time with this.

Posted
1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

This is the mentality we are dealing with, to varying degrees…

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Child protective services needs to see this, and I'm 100% serious.

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Making DC Great Again....

 

Can I request Trump send the national guard to my house to clear out illegals and deter crime? I have some major landscaping work that needs completing.

Posted
22 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

Child protective services needs to see this, and I'm 100% serious.

 

They’ll have a hard time taking the kids away from some nerd in an underground bunker outside of Shanghai.

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