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16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just wait until he gilds the embellishments on the resolute desk. 
and then moves it to MAL

 

Nah.  What will happen is some photographer will take a pic of the desk being hauled out to the pile that is the East Wing rubble and being shredded.   When asked, some spokesperson will say something like they are still remodeling the Oval, and they had to get rid of old, disgusting furniture that had outlived its usefulness.

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary.... EAIAC.

He's off the Adderall since the stroke and the expansion of his cankle bologna.

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Just now, SizzleChest said:

He's off the Adderall since the stroke and the expansion of his lower leg bologna.

Yep, father time is doing work.   Not fast enough, but we'll take what we can get.  I'd put over under at 5 years and put a nice chunk on the under. 

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yep, father time is doing work.   Not fast enough, but we'll take what we can get.  I'd put over under at 5 years and put a nice chunk on the under. 

Needs an emotional hedge option, like a fall that renders him bedridden for a few months.

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52 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yep, father time is doing work.   Not fast enough, but we'll take what we can get.  I'd put over under at 5 years and put a nice chunk on the under. 

Please let you be right.  But I don’t think I have that kind of luck.  Based on the last decade that motherfucker is going to live at least another dozen years and be in office for 8 of them.

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6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Your primary residence is a stupid investment so if your rates are low spread it out over 50 years and let the bank own an asset you shouldn't own anyway.  Look at it like rent.  My 2 cents.  

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1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

Needs an emotional hedge option, like a fall that renders him bedridden for a few months.

How about a broken hip and some dislodged marrow?

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17 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Too old lady.  Needs to be realistic, like stairs that he can claim someone rigged.

That leads to a broken hip, marrow dislodged in his bloodstream and a huge embolism that makes blood shoot out his eyeballs and ear holes.

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28 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Your primary residence is a stupid investment so if your rates are low spread it out over 50 years and let the bank own an asset you shouldn't own anyway.  Look at it like rent.  My 2 cents.  

If it was rent, somebody else would fix stuff. Seems worse than renting.



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