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1 hour ago, wood said:

Bat. Shit. Crazy.

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45 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Looking like we are gonna roleplay as the Axis this time around?

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12 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

He is walking with a cane that is in his right hand and still has the Bible in his left hand when VP Harris reaches to shake his hand.  That said... he still conducted himself like an ass in this scenario by refusing to show the slightest bit of common courtesy throughout the interaction.  Wouldn't surprise me if he rarely uses the cane and chose to use it today to have an excuse to avoid the handshake.

He no longer has the Bible in his left hand when she reaches to shake his hand. His wife has taken it from him at that point.

10 minutes ago, Gooby said:

 

She's got the millennium right.  Close enough.

17 minutes ago, Gooby said:

 

You heard it here first, MAGA: Donald Trump was always a deep cover Democrat playing the really long game.

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42 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'd like to know how he intends to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico.

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, royiv said:

He no longer has the Bible in his left hand when she reaches to shake his hand. His wife has taken it from him at that point.

It’s a pretty awkward set-up to shake with the left when someone reaches across your body with their right - but I’m not here to defend the guy.  In my estimation, he’s gotten exactly what he wanted.  He gets to privately tell his MAGA buddies that he owned the VP by snubbing her handshake while publicly claiming that he couldn’t shake her hand.  It’s the same cowardly bullshit as yelling “Let’s go, Brandon” while they wink at each other.  

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That's hilarious.

this is america GIF

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3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

It’s a pretty awkward set-up to shake with the left when someone reaches across your body with their right - but I’m not here to defend the guy.  In my estimation, he’s gotten exactly what he wanted.  He gets to privately tell his MAGA buddies that he owned the VP by snubbing her handshake while publicly claiming that he couldn’t shake her hand.  It’s the same cowardly bullshit as yelling “Let’s go, Brandon” while they wink at each other.  

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y'all realize this is another trump grift. he'll soon be pumping out trump approved text books with 'gulf of america' 

texas and florida will fight over who can buy the first batch

Marge's involvement notwithstanding, it's actually not a bad test balloon to see which republicans in the house are prepared to stand down on these types of insignificant Trump musings.  Because there will be a lot of dipshittery.

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

y'all realize this is another trump grift. he'll soon be pumping out trump approved text books with 'gulf of america' 

texas and florida will fight over who can buy the first batch

It's becoming more and more obvious that he's trolling MAGA.

2 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Marge's involvement notwithstanding, it's actually not a bad test balloon to see which republicans in the house are prepared to stand down on these types of insignificant Trump musings.  Because there will be a lot of dipshittery.

All of them will. You think they'll risk being primaried because Trump is a moron who wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico?

1 hour ago, wood said:

 

Ol boy was just happy with the number of pushups he'd done that day. 

51 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I bet that piss-faced cunt is going to be at the game.  
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1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

I'd like to know how he intends to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico.

This is the same person who took a sharpie to a hurricane track so he could say he was right.

So, I fully expect an executive order stating that all federal government business must refer to the Gulf as the Gulf of America from January 20, 2025.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest fucking people ...

 

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19 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Just wait till America invades Mexico to stop the migrant caravans and push the Drug War south of the border.

I'm not joking ... 

Lot of y'all in here are delusional thinking Trump and MAGA is little more than a "grift" ...

Guess it makes y'all feel better than acknowledging Trump's America is a fascist regime.

And it will be repressive and violent. Like all fascist regimes. 

Count on it.

yeah, not acknowledging that Trump is a fascist is what the CR is know for.

get the fuck out of here 

I would like to know where it is that they have so much water they don’t know what to do with it

I mean...it's fascism, theocracy, and a grift.

9 minutes ago, safe sex said:

I mean...it's fascism, theocracy, and a grift.

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17 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

Dude, read the post. I didn't say everybody. Or mention you.

But, it sure seems to me that the posts about Trump/MAGA grifts ... far outnumber...  the posts about Trump/MAGA as fascist, violent Christian theocrats, war mongers, etc. 

Happy to be proven wrong. Maybe someone can run the stats on the number of posts claiming grifts vs. posts claiming fascism and theocracy. 

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Gulf of America?

go big or go home 

“The American Sea”

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Gulf of America?

go big or go home 

“The American Sea”

He will try to name it after himself. Or his daughters tits 

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Just now, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

He will try to name it after himself. Or his daughters tits 

 

predictions ....

trump is awarded a MoH 

trump names an aircraft carrier after himself 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

predictions ....

trump is awarded a MoH 

trump names an aircraft carrier after himself 

U.S.S ivanka’s tits 

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

Marge's involvement notwithstanding, it's actually not a bad test balloon to see which republicans in the house are prepared to stand down on these types of insignificant Trump musings.  Because there will be a lot of dipshittery.

Narrator: None of them. 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest fucking people ...

 

Somebody should see if they still have LBJ's shower assembly somewhere down in the White House basement. 

 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lololololololol .....

 

That’s not at all a waste of time or money… but hey, what else is she or her staff going to do? 

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1 minute ago, B00M said:

That’s not at all a waste of time or money… but hey, what else is she or her staff going to do? 

 

wait until trump finds out new mexico is a state 

The invasion talk may be nothing more than Trump pretending to be tough like his hero Putin.

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lololololololol .....

 

If she can point it out on a map without help, then she can draft it by herself. 

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My hot take-

Invading Greenland is a just another verbal sleight of hand that has worked time and time again on an overworked populous with the free time to only read headlines to divert attention from the HB1 MAGA Civil War that his deputy salesmen Vivek and Elon blundered into.

Don't look at that. Check this out.

 

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

wait until trump finds out new mexico is a state 

Not anymore. Welcome to Santa Fe New America 

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lololololololol .....

 

Can’t he just change it himself with a Sharpie?

I just want to hear him try and say Albuquerque. 

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I would like to know where it is that they have so much water they don’t know what to do with it

Mackinac island of course

Wonder what all the O&G guys will think about having to change all their leases and other paperwork to reflect that simple change. 

1 hour ago, BevoAbyss said:

Dude, read the post. I didn't say everybody. Or mention you.

But, it sure seems to me that the posts about Trump/MAGA grifts ... far outnumber...  the posts about Trump/MAGA as fascist, violent Christian theocrats, war mongers, etc. 

Happy to be proven wrong. Maybe someone can run the stats on the number of posts claiming grifts vs. posts claiming fascism and theocracy. 

To Trump these issues you talk about are like holidays.  While he might only talk about Christmas or Easter a little time each year, there is always a Trump grift for the holiday.  So, the grift will always be hot topic, because no matter what he is talking about, there's a grift tied to it.  Either in some sort of kickback like he's getting from O&G for advocating for gas heat or asking for more campaign donations to fight the evil things like trans kids and such.  

Interesting thought that if Trump were to try to raise fund with another election campaign fundraising event, could that be shut down because of term limits?  I guess even if that dream could come true, he'd just start funnelling it through something like a Rushmore monument, or Presidential Library, wherein he'd get his normal cut of 90%.

 

48 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

My hot take-

Invading Greenland is a just another verbal sleight of hand that has worked time and time again on an overworked populous with the free time to only read headlines to divert attention from the HB1 MAGA Civil War that his deputy salesmen Vivek and Elon blundered into.

Don't look at that. Check this out.

 


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That’s not at all a waste of time or money… but hey, what else is she or her staff going to do? 
How does this help lower the cost of eggs?

Mexico's president needs to publicly start negotiations for California with Gavin Newsom

3 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I would like to know where it is that they have so much water they don’t know what to do with it

The Great Lakes. 

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

The Great Lakes. 

Mississippi delta. The one that feeds into the GoA. 

10 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Mexico's president needs to publicly start negotiations for California with Gavin Newsom

Could we just negotiate naming rights?  We get Gulf of American and you get North Mexico.

We are definitely going to invade Greenland. That’s as good as done.
 

Tough guy Ronnie perked up his base by playing tough with Grenada. So of course Trump would want to fight some country with a few coast guard boats.
1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Mexico's president needs to publicly start negotiations for California with Gavin Newsom

We'll (WA state) go to Canada,  or better yet, Denmark. We're pretty hygge up here.

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a russian fucking agent ....

 

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