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2 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

 

 

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That's a rough 22

what's his surly handle ?

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No one burns bridges like Trump.  WINNER!

 

Fucking idiot, he is.

I literally read some moron on r/Con actually surprised the tiff would actually happen. What a bunch of idiots. One wants to tune out politics now boo hoo

14 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

 

 

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That's a rough 22

Nic Cage looks like shit these days

4 minutes ago, linux said:

I literally read some moron on r/Con actually surprised the tiff would actually happen. What a bunch of idiots. One wants to tune out politics now boo hoo

gonna turn into the current DT/former CR in there. "Quit making everything political! Can't we discuss Elon fucking the government up without making it political?" something like that is coming

This Trump/Elon thing is interesting. Trump in the past has had a difficult time dealing with successful businessmen.

16 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

 

 

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I thought Boner was dead

18 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

 

 

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Not a great looking guy by any stretch but whoever sewed those 2 separate half faces together deserves some credit. I can't see any stitching or scars. 

27 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

 

 

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That guy is either:

1) a virgin

2) a dude who can only get hard if the girl is crying in fear

3) a dude who can only get hard if HE is crying in fear

 

Or maybe all three.  But the chances of him having a normal, healthy sex life are below zero.

31 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

 

 

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30 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

No one burns bridges like Trump.  WINNER!

 

Fucking idiot, he is.

This is yet another good example of why women are too emotional to be in leadership.

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I'm getting uncomfortablly close to 4 hours here.

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That guy is either:

1) a virgin

2) a dude who can only get hard if the girl is crying in fear

3) a dude who can only get hard if HE is crying in fear

 

Or maybe all three.  But the chances of him having a normal, healthy sex life are below zero.

Let’s not be judgmental here. 

44 minutes ago, immamac said:

holy fuck is that real?

This has been a common statement lately. 

Call him TACO, you pussy. 

1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

No one burns bridges like Trump.  WINNER!

 

Fucking idiot, he is.

3 1/2 years left is long even for Trump. The damage he does in a short period of time is mind boggling. I can see him and the American people getting bored by the end of the year of this constant crash and burn, chaotic, fly by the seat of your pants form of governing. I feel it's already happening.

3 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

3 1/2 years left is long even for Trump. The damage he does in a short period of time is mind boggling. I can see him and the American people getting bored by the end of the year of this constant crash and burn, chaotic, fly by the seat of your pants form of governing. I feel it's already happening.

yeah i think people are really over it.

They should just fuck and get it over with. Or maybe they did and that’s when it got awkward.

8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

They should just fuck and get it over with. Or maybe they did and that’s when it got awkward.

 

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that's way too flattering for both of them on many levels, but not the least of which is the bulge

24 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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I assume Trump followed up with "Exactly."

3 hours ago, immamac said:

holy fuck is that real?

a man and a woman are standing in front of a door that says 5a

RIP YGIFS.

28 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Dunno bout jew, jew fat pig.  I hate jew, but not Jews.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

They should just fuck and get it over with. Or maybe they did and that’s when it got awkward.

Mushroom dick v. broke dick.  

Also, that scenario really puts an odd twist on Brisket's Second Rule of the MAGA era: "there is no bottom."  I just didn't think it would be because neither of those pathetic fucks would have a dick worthy of making one of them a Top.

this video starts with a reporter who goes undercover dating maga guys and “tells all”, and goes on to cover more of why/how all of these insular, right wing communities have grown so rapidly over recent years:

i can’t even tell you how many guys i used to be friends rich from here in pflugerville who’ve fallen for this maga shit and transformed who they are as a person because of it. just hurt, insecure men who inundate themselves with this type of fake alpha male, new right wing maga bro culture. it’s honestly been shocking and saddening to see. 

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54 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

a man and a woman are standing in front of a door that says 5a

RIP YGIFS.

I was actually going to use this exact gif earlier when I replied to immamac, but then after watching the gif about thirty times I lost my train of thought….

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Has anyone on this website eaten at a trump burger? 

 

Is it not just a regular ass hamburger you can make in your backyard?

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Teflon Don vs. The X factor.

WrestleShamia X.

 

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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All this fucker really knows is WWII, not know real WWII mind you, but he knows 3 names and 5 countries which is more than I could ever say about any and all of his other intellectual pursuits.

 

15 hours ago, Derka said:

this video starts with a reporter who goes undercover dating maga guys and “tells all”, and goes on to cover more of why/how all of these insular, right wing communities have grown so rapidly over recent years:

i can’t even tell you how many guys i used to be friends rich from here in pflugerville who’ve fallen for this maga shit and transformed who they are as a person because of it. just hurt, insecure men who inundate themselves with this type of fake alpha male, new right wing maga bro culture. it’s honestly been shocking and saddening to see. 

"seek out a support group which is actually a bunch of white supremacists using political beliefs as an excuse for how they feel"

baw gawd she nailed it. Feels are what's the real thing to these weak little men.

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