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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Disgusted Oh My God GIF by The Maury Show

FWIW, that isn't remotely accurate.

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11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Disgusted Oh My God GIF by The Maury Show

I'm for it, might as well have the carpet match the drapes of the country.

God damnit, maybe we should have patted him on the back for the new flagpoles at the White House and he would have stopped there.

The dumb fuck is too stupid to understand the bad jobs numbers justify the Fed lowering rates. His tariffs, however, are spurring price increases—ramping up inflation worries, which justify keeping rates steady. 

Stagflation is what I am seeing. IMG_1999.thumb.jpeg.f0827932a615ba0e9693be5cebaef8b0.jpeg

1 hour ago, sasquatch69 said:

Six decades of contributing to what was great about America - educational programs, cultural programs, outreach to underserved communities and amplification of voices who were previously ignored.  All gone, and now leaving NPR/PBS and their hundreds of member stations to try and figure out a way forward without a coordinating/funding body.

Everyone who voted for this and cheers it can go, well, you know.  None of this is making us a better country.

Fucking Sesame Street, you fucking assholes.  The Electric Company.

Fuck.  You.

Now I see bunches of people online rage-tweeting about that fake white house photo.   JFC   This is what you get when people are monetarily rewarded for rage bait BS and Elon boosts them due to their paid check marks.   

There are ample things to complain about Trump without just completely making shit up.

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I dont like it, but that is 1000 times better than the made-up picture, be serious.    And why not just post that picture?   Oh yeah, the guy that posted it is the blue checker trying to drive engagement, which worked.

so what the BLS actually does is attempt to count the total employment (~163,400,000 people) every month. so the revisions may be large in terms of the chagne but they're actually pretty small in terms of the actual counting. it'd be like a silo where there's grain going out at the bottom and coming in at the top and trying to determine, each month, how many grains are in there. with (usually) relatively small inputs and outputs that can only rarely be directly observed and the observations for which are often unreliable (if the firm doesn't pick up the phone is that because everyone is at lunch or because it shuttered?)

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He's going to order those subs to launch once he pardons Maxwell.

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Yup, I’ve said before with Fat Boy—he’s really good at the “HEY LOOK OVER THERE!” Type distractions and his dumbass base falls for it every fucking time.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

so what the BLS actually does is attempt to count the total employment (~163,400,000 people) every month. so the revisions may be large in terms of the chagne but they're actually pretty small in terms of the actual counting. it'd be like a silo where there's grain going out at the bottom and coming in at the top and trying to determine, each month, how many grains are in there. with (usually) relatively small inputs and outputs that can only rarely be directly observed and the observations for which are often unreliable (if the firm doesn't pick up the phone is that because everyone is at lunch or because it shuttered?)

 

did 

 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

did 

 

This is what I said would happen a few months ago.  And we have not even seen the big dip from the DOGE deferred furloughs of Federal workers yet.  They will hit September 30th

 

I don't recall other Presidents communicating to the world about placement of our most dangerous war-fighting tools, but who knows, I may just be an idoit.

"Jobs numbers are in the shitter? Well then fire the person reporting the data and tell everyone to listen to me and not to believe their own lying eyes! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Fucking staggering
57 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

But isn't that far off.  It will wreck the symmetry of the White House.

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When do they start construction on the UFC facility?

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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This isn’t surprising. Remember in the early days of the pandemic when he wanted to keep a cruise ship full of sick passengers from docking in San Francisco so it wouldn’t raise our infection rate?

https://www.businessinsider.com/princess-cruise-passenger-dies-coronavirus-ship-heads-for-san-francisco-2020-3

He wanted to stop testing, during a pandemic. Because more tests = more covid. That's something that actually happened, and then we re-elected him.

Half the country thinks this is cool. Surly conservacucks will still tell you this is better than Joe or Kamala. Fucking pathetic dick riders.

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"Jobs numbers are in the shitter? Well then fire the person reporting the data and tell everyone to listen to me and not to believe their own lying eyes! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Remember when Covid numbers were up because we were testing too much?

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well here’s my anecdote. I got let go from my job at a tech company that I’ve worked at for 10 years this morning. Oh well. 

Shitty news.  Very sorry to read.  Its the way of our field for the past year and a half or so it seems.  Not an unrealistic chance I join you in the next quarter or so.  Hope you land something quick.

1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

I don't recall other Presidents communicating to the world about placement of our most dangerous war-fighting tools, but who knows, I may just be an idoit.

In his defense, the Russians were going to see Hegseth's Signal chat about this soon anyway, so he's just cutting out the middle man.

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Literally firing number crunchers for publishing data. "most traNsPArAnT ADMInIstRATIon evaR"

Yet another inexcusable piece of shit thing done that half the fucking country will excuse. Right wing news folks will just continue with the lie. I seriously cannot take this shit for thee and half more fucking years. Fuck each and every fucking person who supports this, and fuck you more if you're indifferent, because this is absolute fascist dictatorship fall of rome type bullshit. Fuck this country, fuck the majority of people who live here, we're a fucking pathetic and worthless society.

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... and he'll fill it with Kid Rock or someone. "See, we added 200 million jobs last quarter. Kid Rock doing a great job! Much better than that previous piece of shit who was just making up numbers." 

39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He wanted to stop testing, during a pandemic. Because more tests = more covid. That's something that actually happened, and then we re-elected him.

Yep, that happened too. It’s all part of his reality tv show presidency. It’s not about substance, it’s all about appearances. Like how he didn’t care about Zelensky actually investigating the Bidens, he just wanted him to announce that there was an investigation. That’s all he needs to con the deplorable rubes that support him. 

I have a question. Mr. Dotard, why did you transfer the world's most famous living child sex predator to a minimum security prison today?

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

I'm sure the republicans in congress will get on that one right away. I swear they are the most dickless bunch of cunts to every fucking exist.

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This is the same "lens" that tells us we've been invaded by murderers and rapists and it also tells us the Iran nuclear facilities were totally obliterated and it also tells us Epstein committed suicide and never provided kids to rape for Trump, who by the way did not rape kids.

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

To pose for a Titantron video/cobranding spot.

 

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2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

This is the same "lens" that tells us we've been invaded by murderers and rapists and it also tells us the Iran nuclear facilities were totally obliterated and it also tells us Epstein committed suicide and never provided kids to rape for Trump, who by the way did not rape kids.

It's one thing for that fat fuck to lie to the cameras from his fat fucking mouth but he's now going to have the number crunchers making shit up and publishing them under the guise of statistics. We're fucking done as a country. And no, this isn't some tipping scale for me, I've been done with this shit from the beginning, but objectively, fucking with actual economic statistics should be a massive red flag even for the staunchest conservative. But they are all worthless, dickless fucking traitors, and prefer outright ministry of information type bullshit. Absolutely fucking pathetic.

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1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

I don't recall other Presidents communicating to the world about placement of our most dangerous war-fighting tools, but who knows, I may just be an idoit.

Oh. You’re not on signal and added to various whiskey fueled Defense Secretary chats? You should look into that.

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

It's one thing for that fat fuck to lie to the cameras from his fat fucking mouth but he's now going to have the number crunchers making shit up and publishing them under the guise of statistics. We're fucking done as a country. And no, this isn't some tipping scale for me, I've been done with this shit from the beginning, but objectively, fucking with actual economic statistics should be a massive red flag even for the staunchest conservative. But they are all worthless, dickless fucking traitors, and prefer outright ministry of information type bullshit. Absolutely fucking pathetic.


Back in the day, we all clowned iraq for this.

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The irony is Trump's temper tantrum undercuts his entire argument to lower interest rates. 

But he's panicking and not that sharp so he goes to the same playbook.

He's really gonna go off the rails once the full impact of the tariffs hits. 

47 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Sounds like the bulldozed Rose Garden is complete 

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Beautiful drainage, if I must tell you.

53 minutes ago, The Dog said:

The irony is Trump's temper tantrum undercuts his entire argument to lower interest rates. 

But he's panicking and not that sharp so he goes to the same playbook.

He's really gonna go off the rails once the full impact of the tariffs hits. 

Trump is Putin’s puppet 

I can't wait until he re-hires all the DOGE layoffs and claims to have created X amount of new jobs.

He will refer to the resulting increase in federal government spending as "the biggest jobs creation initiative in history."

We'll end up paying more for the exact same workforce.

And 40% of the country will cheer.

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10 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I would like him to receive the apocryphal Edward II treatment.

Who are Piers Gaveston and Hugh le Despenser in this scenario?

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Put in an offer on an apartment in Ipanema today. One step closer to fuck this shit.

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