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Posted
11 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

What about the broads

Visited my wife's 99-year old uncle in Scottsdale a couple of weeks ago.  He's cock of the walk at his posh independent living residence.  Yes, still independent living.

His wife passed away last year.  We heard him comment on some of the "swell gals" at the facility.

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Posted
20 hours ago, Superhero said:

We should put a wager on which groups will get the most buttfucked in the next 4 years. Palestinians, farmers / meat processors, poor people, TBD.

What say you?

It's always going to be the poor. 

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Posted
16 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

THey did not fuck around on that one.  Very quick turnaround from Nazi salute to defrocking.

This guy will be fine. He'll just start an evangelical "church" and the Southern Baptist Convention will welcome him with open arms and all their money and some kids to rape. 

Posted
12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This guy will be fine. He'll just start an evangelical "church" and the Southern Baptist Convention will welcome him with open arms and all their money and some kids to rape. 

“At first - some of the congregation were upset with the Polaroids of youth group member butt holes with sharpies in them….but then Pastor Jones reminded us that King David was beloved of God, and David was a bit of a freak as well, what with all the concubines and such.   God anoints who God anoints…”

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Posted
16 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

THey did not fuck around on that one.  Very quick turnaround from Nazi salute to defrocking.

A black priest from Grand Rapids Michigan gets fired for making a Nazi salute to mock “liberals” who criticize product of South African apartheid Elon Musk and then defends himself by calling it dry British wit. Dude, Musk would probably say you were a DEI hire in the first place. Maybe take advantage of the time off to reflect on every poor decision you’ve ever made in your life.

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Posted (edited)
21 hours ago, locodos said:
It's gonna be wild to be in the national guard and get called up to milk cows and pluck chickens


Those jobs will be replaced by Tesla Robots, that will cost $3 million each, and only kill/maim 20% of the herd.

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Posted
Nice to know where the Catholic Church draws the line -- not pedophilia, mind you. Flashing a Nazi sign.

They are split from the Episcopal Church.
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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, The Dog said:

someone was just thrown under the bus:

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What absolute bull shit - Also, what’s worse: the intentional constitutional overreach or that some random jack off can freeze billions in appropriated funds without authorization?

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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I have, by and large, changed my tune on unions.

I remain somewhat skeptical of government employee unions.  Unlike the private sector, government is not really known for abusing employees, and there are other means that can be used to exert upward wage/benefit pressures.

I'm willing to entertain discussion on it.

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Posted
38 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Maybe not in Utah, but firefighters are much, much less Trumpy than their police brethren.

Oh well.

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Posted
25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Unlike the private sector, government is not really known for abusing employees

Wild to say this given the last 12 days or so. Or having lived in Texas for any public employees other than police…

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Posted
1 hour ago, Nivek said:


Those jobs will be replaced by Tesla Robots, that will cost $3 million each, and only kill/maim 20% of the heard.

No one is heard.

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Posted

I need some ICE pointers should I be questioned. I am King of the White Race so I figure I can get away with anything. Once.

1. Am I required to speak English? My Spanish is pretty fly for a White Guy. Maybe only speak with the Hispanic Mordor Orcs who assist the Uruk Crackers? Seems like putting my safety in the brittle masculinity of an agent could be interesting, like how the Japanese prison guards would choose the tallest Americans to beat half to death.

1b. Or maybe should I keep it in Scottish Gaelic? Family names tell me that's a legit, honest option. Zero clowning, answer questions 100% to the best of my ability, in Scottish Gaelic. Not my fault Officer McSomething has a Sasanach soul.

2. Or maybe just sorta lie down.

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Posted
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's always going to be the poor. 

Oh, it will be everybody but white, rich, Christian males but you can be sure the poor will be the caboose on the American Human Centipede

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31 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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Guyana punch

I will never not post this when that's mentioned, and no one can stop me.

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's always going to be the poor. 

Middle class will just be asked to contribute more.   If they work harder and a few more hours at their job per week, they can become billionaires too.  

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Posted
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

A black priest from Grand Rapids Michigan gets fired for making a Nazi salute to mock “liberals” who criticize product of South African apartheid Elon Musk and then defends himself by calling it dry British wit. Dude, Musk would probably say you were a DEI hire in the first place. Maybe take advantage of the time off to reflect on every poor decision you’ve ever made in your life.

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2 hours ago, Nivek said:


Those jobs will be replaced by Tesla Robots, that will cost $3 million each, and only kill/maim 20% of the heard.

What a blessing that defrocked Nazi saluting priests can find immediate employment milking cows in Idaho.  That is the type of 5-D chess that Trump plays.

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Posted (edited)

Unions are the only reason we don't (still) have sweatshops in this country.

Edit: I agree about the police union, but there are quite a few good ones.

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Posted (edited)
17 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Middle class will just be asked to contribute more.   If they work harder and a few more hours at their job per week, they can become billionaires too.  

Nothing screams meritocracy more than Donald Trump!

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Posted
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This guy will be fine. He'll just start an evangelical "church" and the Southern Baptist Convention will welcome him with open arms and all their money and some kids to rape. 

Maybe, but at least the church did the right thing.  Hopefully more folks and organizations will do the same going forward.  We're gonna see a lot of this shit.

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Middle class will just be asked to contribute more.   If they work harder and a few more hours at their job per week, they can become billionaires too.  

Now, as it has been, and so it ever shall be.

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Posted
23 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Unions are the only reason we don't (still) have sweatshops in this country.

Edit: I agree about the police union, but there are quite a few good ones.

To be clear, my indifference extends to other government employee unions. Private sector unions need to be strengthened and their protections extended to more workers. It would also be nice of their members remembered which party wants them destroyed. 

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Posted (edited)
19 hours ago, C-Man said:

LOFL

Michigan priest defrocked after making apparent Nazi salute at anti-abortion summit

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/30/michigan-priest-salute

Joke's on you, fuckstick. Defrocked? Get fucked? You say tomato, I say tomahto.

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good. I was actually shocked when I saw that. When elon did it I was more... disappointed? I'm not sure that's the right word, but I guess a part of me had hoped the richest man in the world had not gone full nazi, as it appeared he had. when he confirmed it, i wasn't shocked. when I saw a man of the cloth do it. I was stunned. I'm not religious (recovering catholic) but holy shit, in what reality did that seem smart? just stunningly dumb

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good. I was actually shocked when I saw that. When elon did it I was more... disappointed? I'm not sure that's the right word, but I guess a part of me had hoped the richest man in the world had not gone full nazi, as it appeared he had. when he confirmed it, i wasn't shocked. when I saw a man of the cloth do it. I was stunned. I'm not religious (recovering catholic) but holy shit. 

The Nazis were mostly Catholic and the church was okay with it. 

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Posted
40 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Nothing screams meritocracy more than Donald Trump!

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That’s par for this timeline.  Just a little wave saying, “Yeah I’m just fuckin with y’all.”

Posted
11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The Nazis were mostly Catholic and the church was okay with it. 

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5 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

That’s par for this timeline.  Just a little wave saying, “Yeah I’m just fuckin with y’all.”

that was from his first go-round. he'll do something dumber this time for sure

Posted
24 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The Nazis were mostly Catholic and the church was okay with it. 

Only about 1/3rd of the German population was Catholic.  This article from the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum provides some factual background about the various religions in Germany and how they responded to the Nazis:

https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/the-german-churches-and-the-nazi-state

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Posted
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Maybe not in Utah, but firefighters are much, much less Trumpy than their police brethren.

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