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28 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

no no No No NOOO for the fiftieth time I am NOT taking the dang machete out into the dang field for "exercise..."

Yeah but this time it will work. I promise.

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26 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

"Yeah but you're fucking crazy" is something I have actually said to conspiracy thumpers.

It doesn't change a thing, but it's fun to say.

You are nicer than me. You kept that southern charm.  I tell them they are fucking stupid.

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5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I was gonna redo the deck. Might just replace the two worst planks. Lot less work, then I could lay about drankin on-sale whiskey.

If you only had some sugar cane growing. You could make planks and rum.

But no, ya don't want to swing a machete.

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9 hours ago, Nivek said:

I spoke with my father yesterday.  He thinks we are headed for prosperity with the new administration.  (Apparently, not investing has helped him not see the rewards of the Biden administration.)  But he did impress me insofar that he understands who pays the tariff.  He tried to talk commodities about the price of oil and his understanding was even worse.  But I had to simplify it even further.  If Mexico sells apples here for $1.  And America sells apples here for $1.  If we add the 25% tariff to Mexican goods the Mexican apples are now $1.25.  He was here following along.  But when I stated that as the American Apple guy, I raise my price to $1.25 and get to reap more profit.  This part he was able to follow along but it surprised him completely that a company would do that.    

The idea that oil costs more to produce in one region or another based on geologic factors (and transportation) is well beyond him.   

He used to be smart.  Fox/OANN/NEWSMAX and talk radio has corrupted his brain.  I am less credible talking about oil and gas than a talking head who never stepped foot on a site, couldn't identify a sandking from a blender. 

 

This man raised me to have values he has abandoned.   They have no idea that Trump is fucking with the FDIC as well.   That could lead to more issues and uncertainty in markets, but I guess when you don't have shit in them, you think it doesn't impact you.  Until it does. 

 

Compliments.

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12 hours ago, Nivek said:

I spoke with my father yesterday.  He thinks we are headed for prosperity with the new administration.  (Apparently, not investing has helped him not see the rewards of the Biden administration.)  But he did impress me insofar that he understands who pays the tariff.  He tried to talk commodities about the price of oil and his understanding was even worse.  But I had to simplify it even further.  If Mexico sells apples here for $1.  And America sells apples here for $1.  If we add the 25% tariff to Mexican goods the Mexican apples are now $1.25.  He was here following along.  But when I stated that as the American Apple guy, I raise my price to $1.25 and get to reap more profit.  This part he was able to follow along but it surprised him completely that a company would do that.    

The idea that oil costs more to produce in one region or another based on geologic factors (and transportation) is well beyond him.   

He used to be smart.  Fox/OANN/NEWSMAX and talk radio has corrupted his brain.  I am less credible talking about oil and gas than a talking head who never stepped foot on a site, couldn't identify a sandking from a blender. 

 

This man raised me to have values he has abandoned.   They have no idea that Trump is fucking with the FDIC as well.   That could lead to more issues and uncertainty in markets, but I guess when you don't have shit in them, you think it doesn't impact you.  Until it does. 

 

Spanky is your dad? Go get your kidney function checked.

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Posted (edited)
17 hours ago, TexArcher said:

 

I think most of them will never, ever question it.  They will slowly become convinced that deporting all Muslims is necessary for national security, and so is leaving NATO, and so is expanding our territory, by force if necessary, and whatever else the Bannons and Millers come up with.  Fox News will help the average Trumpkin become the average German from circa 1938 and they won't even notice.

 

Yup.  These people are beyond hope and with it our country.

As an example there was an article a about the havoc caused by Trump’s EO releasing water from a CA damn when it wasn’t needed

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the article features a post by Trump proclaiming his action and how everyone should be happy

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But when it creates a shit show, the Trumpsters conclude that it was all a Deep State OP done to make Trump look bad!

 

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There is no convincing these cult followers of anything logical.  Facts simply do not matter anymore.

 

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Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'm guessing ole' Carl happily pulled the lever for Team MAGA.

 

 

 

 

 

The NAHB is a bunch of scumbags.  They, along with the natural gas lobby, have been trying to manipulate the International Energy Code for years:

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Posted
1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:

Another dumbass:

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He fucking said he'd do it, like a million times. 

Half of this country is made up of complete fucking idiots, and completely uninformed fucking idiots. How do you avoid knowing that Dotard was going to pardon them?

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He fucking said he'd do it, like a million times. 

Half of this country is made up of complete fucking idiots, and completely uninformed fucking idiots. How do you avoid knowing that Dotard was going to pardon them?

Says he’s going to do something they agree with: hell yeah that’s why I’m voting for him. Does what he says, straight shooter. 
 

says he’s going ti do something they don’t agree with:  he just says things. Probably taken out of context by the lamestream media anyway. 

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4 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Imagine voting for “the largest deportation operation in history” when your father is in the country illegally.

People wonder why Vegas is insanely successful.  

 

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20 hours ago, Nivek said:

I spoke with my father yesterday.  He thinks we are headed for prosperity with the new administration.  (Apparently, not investing has helped him not see the rewards of the Biden administration.)  But he did impress me insofar that he understands who pays the tariff.  He tried to talk commodities about the price of oil and his understanding was even worse.  But I had to simplify it even further.  If Mexico sells apples here for $1.  And America sells apples here for $1.  If we add the 25% tariff to Mexican goods the Mexican apples are now $1.25.  He was here following along.  But when I stated that as the American Apple guy, I raise my price to $1.25 and get to reap more profit.  This part he was able to follow along but it surprised him completely that a company would do that.    

The idea that oil costs more to produce in one region or another based on geologic factors (and transportation) is well beyond him.   

He used to be smart.  Fox/OANN/NEWSMAX and talk radio has corrupted his brain.  I am less credible talking about oil and gas than a talking head who never stepped foot on a site, couldn't identify a sandking from a blender. 

 

This man raised me to have values he has abandoned.   They have no idea that Trump is fucking with the FDIC as well.   That could lead to more issues and uncertainty in markets, but I guess when you don't have shit in them, you think it doesn't impact you.  Until it does. 

 

Make sure you tour him in some shitty nursing homes and let him know how they'll smell even worse when medicaid cuts hit...get it done before the dementia sets it. 

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Posted
Yup.  These people are beyond hope and with it our country.
As an example there was an article a about the havoc caused by Trump’s EO releasing water from a CA damn when it wasn’t needed
IMG_9254.thumb.jpeg.bb4856f04434465c911f10e773147506.jpeg
the article features a post by Trump proclaiming his action and how everyone should be happy
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But when it creates a shit show, the Trumpsters conclude that it was all a Deep State OP done to make Trump look bad!
 
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There is no convincing these cult followers of anything logical.  Facts simply do not matter anymore.
 

Dear leader can do no wrong.

There will always be a scapegoat. Deep state, browns, dei, whatever the flavor of the day is.
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Posted
2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Dear leader can do no wrong.

There will always be a scapegoat. Deep state, browns, dei, whatever the flavor of the day is.

One of the hardest things in the world to do is to use words and logic to get somebody to admit they have been duped. 
 

Why this thread needs to stay pretty active. 

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

He fucking said he'd do it, like a million times. 

Half of this country is made up of complete fucking idiots, and completely uninformed fucking idiots. How do you avoid knowing that Dotard was going to pardon them?

Remember what the Dotard said about future elections?

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Oops. Fumbled his last-ever vote.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


Dear leader can do no wrong.

There will always be a scapegoat. Deep state, browns, dei, whatever the flavor of the day is.

True.  This isn’t even a run of the mill Maga dipshit.  This is a local irrigation official who is well aware of what is happening.  And even left off the part where the Amry corp “deep state” ultimately cut back on the water release at the urging of local officials (like this guy).   But no…its Biden and the deep state’s fault!

 

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From a Trumper on my feed.  She has an autistic kid.  You hate to see it....

Please rally all educators and parents to reject Oklahoma SB 1017. This bill is written to do away with in school services such as speech, OT, behavioral therapy, and physical therapy for children on an IEP. They deem them as not educationally necessary.
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Fun article:

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/b-c-has-pulled-red-state-liquor-from-the-shelves-in-response-to-trumps-tariff/article_9457a82d-b561-5b58-b7b0-5371a181e8cd.html

 

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B.C. has pulled red state liquor from the shelves in response to Trump’s tariff

VANCOUVER - Liquor from U.S. Republican states is off store shelves in British Columbia in the first act of retaliation Premier David Eby has promised to tariffs announced by the United States.

Walking around a B.C. liquor store in Vancouver on Sunday afternoon, it’s easy to notice many shelves are left empty with signs reading “Buy Canadian Instead” sitting on these lone shelves, reminding people about the ongoing trade war with the closest neighbour. 

Eby is pulling popular “red-state” American booze, including Jack Daniels whiskey and Bacardi rum, from the shelves in response to the U.S. imposing 25 per cent tariffs on most Canadian imports starting Tuesday.

Eby launched a series of measures responding to the tariffs coming Tuesday, including directing the BC Liquor Distribution Branch to immediately stop buying American liquor from “red states,” as well as directing Crown corporations to stop buying American goods and services.

The BC Liquor Distribution Branch sent a letter to all industry associations on Feb. 1, saying they support the provincial and federal government decisions and actions in response to the tariffs. 

The Branch said in a statement that effective immediately, it has halted the generation of import purchase orders of U.S.-made liquor products manufactured in Republican states.

It said on-hand inventory of the top five selling brands, specifically their products manufactured in the U.S. states under Republican leadership, will be put on hold and unavailable for customers, these products include brands of Jack Daniels, Bacardi Rum, Titos Vodka, Jim Beam and Bulleit Bourbon. 

 

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one, so fucking glad i live in CO now.
two, how perfectly Canadian, trying not to hurt everybody, just the shitasses lol

It’s a clever play. They know all Americans don’t believe this shit. Also, as much as it pains me to say it, creating further division here may help rectify their own situation by driving this crazy train to its inevitable demise.

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