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Posted
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Hypothetically, what would be wrong with that?

because he bought his three piece suit at JCPenny's on layaway and acted like he was a baller. if he was a baller it would be okay even if a little pretentious.

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2 hours ago, troph said:

difference is my dad thought he was a baller. he also loved three piece suits and lifting his pinky when he drank a martini.

Three piece suits make a lot of sense . . . during the winter in Boston.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Three piece suits make a lot of sense . . . during the winter in Boston.

you're getting it.

Posted
2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

My first gig as a writer on an engineering team was translate their speak, keep it compliant and on task (kill good idea fairies) and get ice cream for the team at 3.

 

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blob:https://atlasintel.org/4762f8ac-1145-43e3-9fd1-68ce47c2a48f

Link doesn’t pull up the National poll for some reason. It’s on their website if u search
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18 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

At nearly every mentorship or informational interview I have, I tell grad students and interns to learn how to write clear declarative sentences and to practice turning five pages of work into one. Without AI.

Channel Tom Skerritt from "A River Runs Through It" next time. Wear the cardigan and the wire rimmed glasses and everything. They are too young to have seen the movie, so it will just be your own internal joke.

 

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4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

So you have to visit a Social Security office in person to receive benefits.

But they are closing Social Security offices.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

The face of maga when they've just managed to convince themselves trump is about peace when he starts talking about invading Canada

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So you have to visit a Social Security office in person to receive benefits.
But they are closing Social Security offices.

It’s a brilliant way to kill social security.
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Posted
18 hours ago, GenXer said:

This was my policy in college. Don’t date psychology majors. They’re trying to figure their own crazy.

You missed out. Bigly.

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1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

So you have to visit a Social Security office in person to receive benefits.

But they are closing Social Security offices.

hmmm i'm starting to see the actual plan here...🤔 

'don't be silly, of course we're not going to cut social security, we would never! we're just going to make it increasingly difficult for you to actually figure out how to get it until you give up and die.'

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Posted
1 hour ago, Auto Driller said:

So you have to visit a Social Security office in person to receive benefits.

But they are closing Social Security offices.

Feature, not a bug.

 

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47 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

You missed out. Bigly.

I have legit crazy and personality disorders in my family. I sure as hell wasn’t going to invite more in. I needed respite from that shit. Great sex be damned. Hard pass. 

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1 hour ago, GenXer said:

I have legit crazy and personality disorders in my family. I sure as hell wasn’t going to invite more in. I needed respite from that shit. Great sex be damned. Hard pass. 

You're not wrong.  I married legit crazy. It didn't end well and it side-tracked my life emotionally and financially so much that I'll never fully recover...especially with regards to finance.

But, damn, fucking crazy in college was...Stick Around Bob Ross GIF by Originals

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14 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You're not wrong.  I married legit crazy. It didn't end well and it side-tracked my life emotionally and financially so much that I'll never fully recover...especially with regards to finance.

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Posted
21 hours ago, GenXer said:

This was my policy in college. Don’t date psychology majors. They’re trying to figure their own crazy.

Define "date"

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Posted
11 hours ago, troph said:

difference is my dad thought he was a baller. he also loved three piece suits and lifting his pinky when he drank a martini.

Sounds Player to me.

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You're not wrong.  I married legit crazy. It didn't end well and it side-tracked my life emotionally and financially so much that I'll never fully recover...especially with regards to finance.

But, damn, fucking crazy in college was...Stick Around Bob Ross GIF by Originals

Right there with you.

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You're not wrong.  I married legit crazy. It didn't end well and it side-tracked my life emotionally and financially so much that I'll never fully recover...especially with regards to finance.

But, damn, fucking crazy in college was...Stick Around Bob Ross GIF by Originals

 

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Right there with you.

That makes three of us.

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Posted
16 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Any leopards in South Florida?

https://apnews.com/article/trump-latinos-deportations-south-florida-cubans-venezuelans-d3b1cc3b59adec62a8c55557e91df9f2

This is my favorite. Yes, I broke the law, took advantage of the system, and got to stay. Fuck them, send them home.

Barbara Canales, a 49-year-old certified nursing assistant who lives in Hialeah, said her mother brought her as a young girl from Honduras with a visa and overstayed it. It took them many years to legalize their status and to be able to bring other family members.

“That’s why I totally agree that you need to take illegal immigrants out of the United States. I’m sorry, but they should do it,” Canales said, adding that she feels most of the migrants arriving in the past few years are different. “When you come in with a visa is a totally different story.”

Blows my mind that people don't know that we shrank the numbers of allowed yearly immigrants from certain countries.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

The goal here is the Russian model.  Sell off everything that the government does profitably and then just leave the unprofitable stuff undone (but leave it undone in such a way as to enrich certain favored government allies who are charged with "doing" the undone thing).

Have you ever been to rural Russia?  The roads are typically not paved.  There very frequently is not running water.  Electricity is spotty.  Broadband is . . . ha--that's funny.  But goddamn--they fucking love Putin in rural Russia.

Yep, this. Stalin was not a Communist, he was a Stalinist. We are seeing similar shit

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13 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

The goal here is the Russian model.  Sell off everything that the government does profitably and then just leave the unprofitable stuff undone (but leave it undone in such a way as to enrich certain favored government allies who are charged with "doing" the undone thing).

Have you ever been to rural Russia?  The roads are typically not paved.  There very frequently is not running water.  Electricity is spotty.  Broadband is . . . ha--that's funny.  But goddamn--they fucking love Putin in rural Russia.

 

the rise of american oligarchs 

Posted
3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yep, this. Stalin was not a Communist, he was a Stalinist. We are seeing similar shit

Communist is similar to Christian as in they are labels plastered over things that aren't in any way actually Communist or Christian. 

Communism and Christianity do not exist today.

Bastardized versions of fascism have replaced communism and Christianity and wear the label like a little red hat. 

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Yep, this. Stalin was not a Communist, he was a Stalinist. We are seeing similar shit

The other thing we’ll see is open bribery and extortion. “Hey judge, you ruled against us. Thats a shame” One day later “whoops your son was arrested for…”
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1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:


The other thing we’ll see is open bribery and extortion. “Hey judge, you ruled against us. Thats a shame” One day later “whoops your son was arrested for…”

Add to that contractors. There is 1 project I was positive would be DOA. Nope, good to go. NSF led. Been with the same group for 20+ years and have not done shit. Massive overhead, etc.

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

the rise of american oligarchs 

Guilded Age?

Age of Entitlement?

Age of Enblightenment?



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