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19 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

My shop uses a vendor that is a Vietnamese immigrant that has been in the US for a number of years.  He likes to come in and drop off invoices while wearing his dumbass maga hat, trump T-shirts, and anything trumpanzee related. I mostly ignore what he’s wearing and take his invoices and send him on his way as the abundance of maga gear makes him really annoying.  He loves to talk politics but I need my guys working and don’t want them engaging him.
Well the magat went back to the big rice pond for a quick visit and has not returned in 2 months.  Found out from his family that he had been detained somewhere out West and had whatever his immigration status was revoked.  Sucks to be him. His family is looking for anyone who knows him to write a letter of recommendation to have him released and allowed to remain in the US.  Didn’t think this was going to happen to him nor did his family who are now taking steps to be invisible.  Yes, these people are that dumb. 
Also will write that letter sooner than later just because I don’t wish that on anyone. A good 70/30 chance he won’t learn from this experience either. 
 

a man with a beard is thinking with his hand on his chin .

Wouldn't lift a god damn finger to get that guy out of the ICE gulag...

 

7 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fuck that guy. I would call ICE on the remaining family. 

Now that might be a letter of recommendation I would write...recommend the rest of his family be sent to the ICE gulag to be with him...

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Posted
19 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

My shop uses a vendor that is a Vietnamese immigrant that has been in the US for a number of years.  He likes to come in and drop off invoices while wearing his dumbass maga hat, trump T-shirts, and anything trumpanzee related. I mostly ignore what he’s wearing and take his invoices and send him on his way as the abundance of maga gear makes him really annoying.  He loves to talk politics but I need my guys working and don’t want them engaging him.
Well the magat went back to the big rice pond for a quick visit and has not returned in 2 months.  Found out from his family that he had been detained somewhere out West and had whatever his immigration status was revoked.  Sucks to be him. His family is looking for anyone who knows him to write a letter of recommendation to have him released and allowed to remain in the US.  Didn’t think this was going to happen to him nor did his family who are now taking steps to be invisible.  Yes, these people are that dumb. 
Also will write that letter sooner than later just because I don’t wish that on anyone. A good 70/30 chance he won’t learn from this experience either. 
 

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Fuck that. Let that piece of shit pay the price for voting for that other piece of shit. 

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Posted
42 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

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Fuck that. Let that piece of shit pay the price for voting for that other piece of shit. 

Sounds like he’s a non-citizen non-voter who supports Trump and just got deported back to his home country.

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Posted (edited)

For half a second, I was hopeful that that was about Hamilton, TX, which is one of my favorite little Texas towns that is overrun with gross political beliefs and bigotry :(

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Posted
55 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Sounds like he’s a non-citizen non-voter who supports Trump and just got deported back to his home country.

Sounds like a criminal to me. 😂 

Posted
21 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

My shop uses a vendor that is a Vietnamese immigrant that has been in the US for a number of years.  He likes to come in and drop off invoices while wearing his dumbass maga hat, trump T-shirts, and anything trumpanzee related. I mostly ignore what he’s wearing and take his invoices and send him on his way as the abundance of maga gear makes him really annoying.  He loves to talk politics but I need my guys working and don’t want them engaging him.
Well the magat went back to the big rice pond for a quick visit and has not returned in 2 months.  Found out from his family that he had been detained somewhere out West and had whatever his immigration status was revoked.  Sucks to be him. His family is looking for anyone who knows him to write a letter of recommendation to have him released and allowed to remain in the US.  Didn’t think this was going to happen to him nor did his family who are now taking steps to be invisible.  Yes, these people are that dumb. 
Also will write that letter sooner than later just because I don’t wish that on anyone. A good 70/30 chance he won’t learn from this experience either. 
 

You should write him a letter that it's time for him to start importing the smallest violins he can find.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, GenXer said:

This one has it all

leopards for arkansas

a letter to santa

tariff on shit-eating membranes from china



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And how did the people of benton county, arkansas vote?

 

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Eat shit, motherfuckers. You’re gonna have lots to eat now that you can’t afford the tariffs on the shit-eating membranes from china.

 

governor sanders weighs in on the situation

 

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Gives mayor the side eye. Literally.

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Posted
19 minutes ago, GenXer said:

This one has it all

leopards for arkansas

a letter to santa

tariff on shit-eating membranes from china



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And how did the people of benton county, arkansas vote?

 

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Eat shit, motherfuckers. You’re gonna have lots to eat now that you can’t afford the tariffs on the shit-eating membranes from china.

 

governor sanders weighs in on the situation

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Gives mayor the side eye. Literally.

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Remind me not to buy anything from Simmons Prepared Foods.

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Posted
7 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

 

DOGE’d Grumpy old vet -

commander bone spurs doesn’t care about veterans

malignant narcissist only cares about himself not the guy working in the trenches

Pathological liar not delivering on promises; has no game plan

Prices going up

Tariffs put in juvenile way causing tariff war with allies

 

This guy is a douche (but you already knew that).   He says it would have been OK if he'd lost his job but part of an organized, cohesive plan.  Bullshit.  He'd still vote for Trump RIGHT NOW over Kamala.  Fuck him.

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4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Remind me not to buy anything from Simmons Prepared Foods.

I'm wondering why he isn't asking Simmons Prepared Foods.  Seems like they'd be interested in having treatment.  Probably another one of these, "it'll bring the tax payer jobs, so the taxpayers should fund it!" rip-offs.

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Posted
On 4/30/2025 at 6:36 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Grimy.  Little. Pimps.

Just like Bruno Tatalia.

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, GenXer said:


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And how did the people of ravalli county, montana vote?

 

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Eat shit, motherfuckers

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Fun fact- Hamilton has a GSK vaccine manufacturing facility, and it’s probably their largest employer.  For now. 
 

it’s also where the evil Hollywood libs shoot lots of Yellowstone, and spend lots of money during shooting. 

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9 hours ago, GenXer said:

 

 

DOGE’d Grumpy old vet -

commander bone spurs doesn’t care about veterans

malignant narcissist only cares about himself not the guy working in the trenches

Pathological liar not delivering on promises; has no game plan

Prices going up

Tariffs put in juvenile way causing tariff war with allies

 

 

shut the fuck up you dumb mother fucker !!!!

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On 4/30/2025 at 8:23 PM, Al Czervik said:

My shop uses a vendor that is a Vietnamese immigrant that has been in the US for a number of years.  He likes to come in and drop off invoices while wearing his dumbass maga hat, trump T-shirts, and anything trumpanzee related. I mostly ignore what he’s wearing and take his invoices and send him on his way as the abundance of maga gear makes him really annoying.  He loves to talk politics but I need my guys working and don’t want them engaging him.
Well the magat went back to the big rice pond for a quick visit and has not returned in 2 months.  Found out from his family that he had been detained somewhere out West and had whatever his immigration status was revoked.  Sucks to be him. His family is looking for anyone who knows him to write a letter of recommendation to have him released and allowed to remain in the US.  Didn’t think this was going to happen to him nor did his family who are now taking steps to be invisible.  Yes, these people are that dumb. 
Also will write that letter sooner than later just because I don’t wish that on anyone. A good 70/30 chance he won’t learn from this experience either. 
 

Here's my question - what is your reason for vouching for the guy? Is he a friend? Is he just a work acquaintance? Do you need him specifically to get what he provides?

I mean, if it were me, I vouche for him if he was a friend. But if he's replaceable and I don't really like the guy? I tell his family YO-YO! (You're On Your Own).

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3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Here's my question - what is your reason for vouching for the guy? Is he a friend? Is he just a work acquaintance? Do you need him specifically to get what he provides?

I mean, if it were me, I vouche for him if he was a friend. But if he's replaceable and I don't really like the guy? I tell his family YO-YO! (You're On Your Own).

More of an acquaintance, his services are replaceable.  
By who’s ever whim caused him to be detained is terrible for him and his family. Sucks that he has chosen poorly but still a human that deserves better treatment.  Can’t imagine being in jail for an extended period of time nor wishing that on anyone when it can be avoided or shortened. Hoping he learns this experience. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:


There are far better people than MAGA fucks that deserve to be let out of their hell holes. Rumeysa Ozturk, Abrego Garcia, etc.

I think you should write that letter when THOSE people get out.

 

Just a reminder, and Donald said it a few days ago: these people voted for this.

 Edit- and I just want to add, not only did they vote for this, they are plenty cool with others getting this treatment, so yeah, they don’t just get zero sympathy from me, they get pure freude, because I have no shame at laughing at them. 

To be fair, this guy couldn't have voted for anything. There is also some small possibility that is Trump support was a protective show. I'm all for leopard eating faces at this point, but I don't think punishing someone who had no ability to affect the outcome is really that. 

Posted
16 hours ago, safe sex said:

For half a second, I was hopeful that that was about Hamilton, TX, which is one of my favorite little Texas towns that is overrun with gross political beliefs and bigotry :(

You’ve just described nearly every little town in Texas. 

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

The same reason we have to call out anyone spreading the hate and maga cult bullshit. If someone brings that shit up around you it is your fucking duty to shut it down. 

We are far past the point for polite dialogue. Tell them the fucking truth straight to their grease covered faces.

Bro you're gonna hurt the community bro

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Posted
25 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

You’ve just described nearly every little town in Texas. 

Yes but Hamilton is my fave 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

The company is work for is in a very similar situation. We need new membranes for water treatment. The company is Japanese but the membranes are made in China. They should have ordered them in 2024, but waited until this year to spread out the costs. The price has gone from $170k to $370k. 

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Dats loco

 

 

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1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

The company I work for is in a very similar situation. We need new membranes for water treatment. The company is Japanese but the membranes are made in China. They should have ordered them in 2024, but waited until this year to spread out the costs. The price has gone from $170k to $370k. 

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I'm in a small startup and our parts are shooting up in price. I found out for some power supplies we used to be charged $600 for a lot of 30 of them. Now that price has shot up to ... $2000 for the same things.

I don't know how our leadership voted, but perfect example of how this is just how sweeping these tariffs are. They impact everyone.

5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

No--I'm sorry, but fuck him.

He came into my country, availed himself of its openness, opportunity, and kindness.  And while doing so, actively worked to undermine all those things.  He came here and stanned for a guy who tried to violently overthrow the government of the United States.  He openly supported a guy who promised to undermine the Constitution, carry out vendettas against his political opponents, and eliminate the rule of law.

He's an enemy of the United States.  He has campaigned to destroy the country I love and that my forefathers helped build.  And if he dies in the deepest darkest hole El Salvador has to offer, then it'll be precisely the death he deserves.

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is my absolute favorite of the current period and should be used constantly.

It started off great, but only became greater when Trump expressed the same sentiment in his 100 days interview. 

Seriously though, it's getting tiresome listening to former personal responsibility life coaches try to convince themselves and others that they voted for the Trump that was the stickler for details guy who would implement measured, targeted tariffs at levels previously seen before, not this brand new bombastic, ADD bull in a china shop Trump.

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All these Trump supporters sure seem to like him better when all he did was play golf and line his pockets. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

No one is better off. He spent his first 100 days weakening America in just about every way possible.


ahem…


 

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Posted (edited)
14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

No one is better off. He spent his first 100 days weakening America in just about every way possible.

Scott Galloway put it best - if the ticket with Xi Jinping / Vladimir Putin 2024, would their first 100 days been any different than we saw?

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