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Posted
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Ah yes, exactly. That's what I was saying! I meant that DEMOCRATS ARE TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING THATS HAPPENING NOW! 

wow thanks so much for clarifying what I meant! 

Fucking false equivocation bullshit is really starting to piss me off. 

The fact that some of you are in such a bad mood all the time and can't figure out when things are said exaggeratedly for comedic effect is beyond me. You've seen my posting style for years at this point and I've never referred to anyone as cum guzzlers let alone the democratic party. Its just like when I was joking about someone the other day and called them a beta cuck soy boy for not shooting someone in his driveway. 

Some of you may want to try plugging your brains back in after a reboot instead of being so distraught all the time. 

You should stop making such toxic posts.

 

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Posted
7 hours ago, Shaddie said:

Jesus Christ. 
 

Give yourself a time out or quit drinking at 8:00am. 

Fine. What time do you suggest drinking at? 

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On 5/9/2025 at 1:48 PM, Brisketexan said:


That is 100% a person who has been accused of some sort of “inappropriate touching.”

That's 100% a white or yellow belt. If it were black or brown it damn sure would have been in the picture.

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Jones?  Like "Paula Jones?

On 5/9/2025 at 3:55 PM, Thatguy said:

2016 happened because her last name was Clinton. Had it been Jones Trump never becomes President.

(Forgot about her, didn't you!? 😄)

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On 5/9/2025 at 1:44 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

What's going to be funny is when Mar a Lago gets destroyed by a class 5 hurricane this summer and Trump uses govt funds to rebuild and improve the place while FEMA tells the rest of the state to get fucked. 

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Posted
11 hours ago, immamac said:

Be careful you are gonna piss off all the Pearl clutching dem cum guzzlers who think big bad Republicans are the entire problem with the country. 

So we are shaming cum guzzlers now?

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Posted
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

“War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.” - Benjamin Franklin

Just a question,  but do you really think the phrase"bad guy" was common when Franklin was alive?

It doesn't strike me as a quote 

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14 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Just a question,  but do you really think the phrase"bad guy" was common when Franklin was alive?

It doesn't strike me as a quote 

The actual quote, which is found in Franklin’s notebook at the National Archives and Museum of American history, employs the phrase “… who the enemy is.”

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:Misquotations#:~:text=2017 (UTC)Reply-,‎War is when the government tells you who the,you decide that for yourself.&text=The actual quote in Franklin's,who the enemy is."

 

We can agree that a perceived enemy is also called the bad guy, que no?

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Posted
6 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

The actual quote, which is found in Franklin’s notebook at the National Archives and Museum of American history, employs the phrase “… who the enemy is.”

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:Misquotations#:~:text=2017 (UTC)Reply-,‎War is when the government tells you who the,you decide that for yourself.&text=The actual quote in Franklin's,who the enemy is."

 

We can agree that a perceived enemy is also called the bad guy, que no?

To be honest,  I just did a quick Google of the quote before I posted the reply,  and the top page i got only had the "bad "guy" phrasing-- which is why I asked. 

It was merely an honest question

Posted
45 minutes ago, SKJ said:

To be honest,  I just did a quick Google of the quote before I posted the reply,  and the top page i got only had the "bad "guy" phrasing-- which is why I asked. 

It was merely an honest question

Enshittification of search engines in action. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tough luck for Texags and Facebook 

 

 

“Accidentally screws maga voters.”

Futurama Squinting GIF

 

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Posted
27 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The governor of South Dakota as of January 2025 was [checks notes] Kristi Noem.

 

https://www.keloland.com/news/local-news/noem-cuts-fema-grant-program-that-benefited-south-dakota/

 

 

 

 

And how did the fine folks of Walworth County, South Dakota vote in the past 2 elections?

 

2024 Presidential:

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2022 Gubernatorial

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Fewer then 3000 votes in the county and they were to get a 4 million dollar grant for something?

Posted
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fewer then 3000 votes in the county and they were to get a 4 million dollar grant for something?

As far as I can tell, the grants were for “infrastructure”.    That could mean any number of things, including something like an old bridge that was located in that county that needed to be elevated or strengthened in case of flooding.   or maybe it was simply point B between point a and point C that was necessary for South Dakota’s emergency preparedness teams to traverse the state. The fact that the bridge was located in that county could be serendipitous.  

Still, one assumes that a project in that small county would result in at least some local hires and a boon to the town small businesses.  I’m sure that workers need coffee shops and diners and motels.  So even if the benefit was not going to directly go to the 3000 local residents, there would’ve been some kind of economic ripple affect to the positive.

Too bad, so sad.  Eat crap magats. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fewer then 3000 votes in the county and they were to get a 4 million dollar grant for something?

Rural Rednecks.... The TRUE Welfare Queens. 

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Posted
On 5/10/2025 at 10:38 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

Pretty simple actually…

Republicans are Nazis and Democrats are pussies.

So what does that make Quinn Ewers? He's both

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Posted
18 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

So we are shaming cum guzzlers now?

My question is who is "Pearl"? And why is she being clutched while guzzling the cum?

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Republicans have successfully turned new immigrants Republican while having them distrust black Americans, including African immigrants. They’re being absolutely dog walked because they couldn’t say a man with a penis is not a woman.

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Posted
4 hours ago, GenXer said:

Canadians not spending loonies in Michigan border town 

Non-partisan mayor takes no responsibility for what trump is doing.


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And how did the people of st. clair county, michigan vote?

 

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2/1 for trump.

Eat shit, motherfuckers

Grow a set of balls, mayor. Calling out “washington” and the “federal government” is chickenshit.

 

 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tough luck for Texags and Facebook 

 

 

Add my mom and brother; get fucked. They would have attributed any benefit to lord Trump. So fuck em. Happy Mothers day;:enjoy losing all your benefits! This is great 

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Posted
11 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Tough luck for Texags and Facebook 

 

 


It’s not a mistake if he does it knowing that they’ll still vote for him and he gets to punish them anyway

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Posted
2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Add my mom and brother; get fucked. They would have attributed any benefit to lord Trump. So fuck em. Happy Mothers day;:enjoy losing all your benefits! This is great 

if he was to reinstate any portion of it they’ll thank him profusely and say Biden never helped them like that. 

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Posted (edited)
On 5/10/2025 at 9:15 AM, immamac said:

Be careful you are gonna piss off all the Pearl clutching dem cum guzzlers who think big bad Republicans are the entire problem with the country. 

I haven't the previous few pages. Is this serious?

Nevermind.

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Posted
On 5/10/2025 at 6:53 PM, NAVY said:

Fine. What time do you suggest drinking at? 

You can't drink all day if you don't start early.

-Locodos

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Posted
6 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Are some of you still giving over your money to minorities?

Just your mom. In exchange for some "jobs."

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Posted
8 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Are some of you still giving over your money to minorities?

Nope. Just to the billionaires per usual.

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Posted
40 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Nope. Just to the billionaires per usual.

But, think about what we are getting for it.  We are getting a certificate for a "Platinum Preferred" place in line to lick the boots of our oligarchs!  Where is YOUR spot in line, libtard?  Yeah, that's what I thought.  You losers aren't even going to GET to taste their delicious boots!

Posted
On 5/9/2025 at 6:32 AM, Bookman said:

His bio makes it sound like he used to identify as a libertarian. And then he voted for Trump, huh? 

nothing surprising about that...MAGA is nothing more than a coalition of techbros, nationalistic evangelicals and libertarians.  

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

nothing surprising about that...MAGA is nothing more than a coalition of techbros, nationalistic evangelicals and libertarians.  

Followed by an army of uneducated, gullible rubes.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

She feels betrayed for supporting the guy who promised to do mass deportations, for doing mass deportations? 

That makes no sense. The only person who did any betraying was herself. She betrayed her husband.

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