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Posted
18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Don't forget the bolded addition.  It is very, very, very important.  They want government to hurt people.  That is the #1 purpose and function of government, to the GQP voter.  The only time they get mad is -- and these are their words -- when he's "hurting the wrong people."  That's it.  Not that it hurts people, but that it hurts the wrong (white) people.

I think it is a little more nuanced than that.  I think the xenophobia and the others is just part of the program to enrich themselves and gain power.   In the future they will look towards reconciliation after they lose another war, and quietly agree that the real problem were the Jews.  

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20 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Harding to Coolidge to Hoover. The rise of "conservatism" as we know it in US politics. When Americans flocked to it and their shit policies, continuation of prohibition, and rejection of regulation let to overextended financial systems, a corrupt market, and finally the big crash and depression. 

Americans making the same mistake 100 years later. The lessons of early 20th century conservatism causing the collapse of the country were completely forgotten by 1980 and here we are again. 

Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.  Didn’t need no welfare state.

Posted
2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

“…and you keep promising checks.”

This is really what her biggest political issue is….

”Please stand behind what you say.”

Nanette, good news.  Your check should be coming in < checks notes > two weeks.

 

It’s becoming more and more infuriating to me that a large chunk of his voters apparently mainly voted for him because they thought he was just going to give them money.  What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. People. 

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25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s becoming more and more infuriating to me that a large chunk of his voters apparently mainly voted for him because they thought he was just going to give them money.  What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. People. 

And that  they think $5000 was worth it, and a life changing amount. 

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It’s becoming more and more infuriating to me that a large chunk of his voters apparently mainly voted for him because they thought he was just going to give them money.  What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. People. 

Remember how they all used to rant about the “free shit army?”

Yeah. Every accusation is a confession exhibit 350 million. Of course, what they MEANT was “if a minority gets it, it’s evil welfare/socialism…if I get it, it’s what I’ve got coming to me as a good American.”
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He’s not losing any money or having to experience much in the way of misery, but Nick Bosa suffering a season-ending ACL tear made me smile. I hope he rehabs and the first play that comes back next year results in tearing his other ACL. Absolute maga trash, he is.

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7 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

He’s not losing any money or having to experience much in the way of misery, but Nick Bosa suffering a season-ending ACL tear made me smile. I hope he rehabs and the first play that comes back next year results in tearing his other ACL. Absolute maga trash, he is.

The only thing that could make this more CR is if you pulled a brisket and hoped that he got a career ending injury at the hand of a black guy. 

Bonus points for a longhorn alum. 

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17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Remember how they all used to rant about the “free shit army?”

Yeah. Every accusation is a confession exhibit 350 million. Of course, what they MEANT was “if a minority gets it, it’s evil welfare/socialism…if I get it, it’s what I’ve got coming to me as a good American.”

Water is wet and all that fun stuff. I would trade all 78 million of them for just a few of the Brazilians out in the streets across their country reminding the politicians that Bolsonaro messed around and found out and that there will not be a repeat of the amnesty mistake again. They are what a patriot looks like. 

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21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Remember how they all used to rant about the “free shit army?”

Yeah. Every accusation is a confession exhibit 350 million. Of course, what they MEANT was “if a minority gets it, it’s evil welfare/socialism…if I get it, it’s what I’ve got coming to me as a good American.”

About 75% of the CR posters laughed at the free shit army.  They're still the free shit army, with some extra hate and racism.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s becoming more and more infuriating to me that a large chunk of his voters apparently mainly voted for him because they thought he was just going to give them money.  What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. People. 

Have you seen the ads for phone games where people sit around getting hundreds of dollars a day playing online solitaire?

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39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Remember how they all used to rant about the “free shit army?”

Yeah. Every accusation is a confession exhibit 350 million. Of course, what they MEANT was “if a minority gets it, it’s evil welfare/socialism…if I get it, it’s what I’ve got coming to me as a good American.”

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Posted
12 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Oh hey look, dipshit waits for one side to make a tasteless post so he can reply. What an intellectually transparent rube.

UW ain't catching strays Huck. And there is no waiting around.  

I mean look at what thread you are posting in. Jesus. 

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Posted
13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Remember how they all used to rant about the “free shit army?”

Yeah. Every accusation is a confession exhibit 350 million. Of course, what they MEANT was “if a minority gets it, it’s evil welfare/socialism…if I get it, it’s what I’ve got coming to me as a good American.”

Yeah, they're 100% behind growing the US manufacturing base but they don't' want to be the ones shouldering the personal financial burden. I get it, I don't want to as well. Instead of "toughing it out", in Trump's words, they want a handout. 


 

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51 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

 

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At least they have Senator Tuberville to use his giant brain to come up with a solution to this problem.

I forgot to point out the “May” in “May face devastating shortage of workers under Trump immigration crack down”.

Even though the content of the article says that all of these rock-rib republican business people have concluded that they are fucked right now - and will be fucked for the foreseeable future...

….like, the Bama media can’t cross that line and actually say TFG’s immigration policies are fucking everyone.  That would be a bridge too far in Trumplandia. 

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

I forgot to point out the “May” in “May face devastating shortage of workers under Trump immigration crack down”.

Even though the content of the article says that all of these rock-rib republican business people have concluded that they are fucked right now - and will be fucked for the foreseeable future...

….like, the Bama media can’t cross that line and actually say TFG’s immigration policies are fucking everyone.  That would be a bridge too far in Trumplandia. 

I’m good with them continuing to find out into perpetuity. Every single person in that state that voted for TFG should feel a financial burden that completely breaks them.



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