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Posted
20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  I have a family member who married into such a family.  In fact, soybeans is one of their larger crops.  They are fucking absurdly rich.  Big beautiful beach house in Florida in addition to the massive farmhouse(s) on their huge chunks of acreage in the upper midwest.  Everyone drives new Escalades and such.  Money just isn't a concern.

Except at some point, maybe it becomes a concern.  Voting to derail your own gravy train is certainly a choice.

They voted because they hate immigrants and trans people. They are getting the ass raping, again, because the dipshit they voted for is in fact a fucking dipshit. Their hatred for brown and gay people overrides their fear of losing their livelihood. Plus last time the dipshit gave farmers welfare, I mean subsidies, for their ass raping. I guess they are expecting another free handout. Oh wait, they are receiving welfare in the big beautiful bill. Welfare is only bad if it's given to other people.

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3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

They voted because they hate immigrants and trans people. They are getting the ass raping, again, because the dipshit they voted for is in fact a fucking dipshit. Their hatred for brown and gay people overrides their fear of losing their livelihood. Plus last time the dipshit gave farmers welfare, I mean subsidies, for their ass raping. I guess they are expecting another free handout. Oh wait, they are receiving welfare in the big beautiful bill. Welfare is only bad if it's given to other people.

When low-dollar gov't benefits are given to brown and black people, it's communismsocialism.

When massive 6-figure+ gov't benefits are given to white farmers, that's "good for America," and "just giving them what they've earned by being the backbone of America."

Coulda sworn you got the memo.  America is for rich white people, and the only real Americans are rich white people.

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Sir!  Sir....? Anybody there?

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump voter that didn't care who he taxed comes close to realizing that's it's people like her he is taxing 😂

 

 

Tom hopes that yelling at the president repeatedly will do the trick!

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Tom is in the “finding out” stage

Kristy's house payment has gone up a whopping $75 a month and she's so poor, she's on social media begging for handouts. Hilarious stuff

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Three time Trump voter with Biden Derangement Syndrome pleads Trump to help her. Is someone gonna tell her that he doesn't give a single fu*k?

 

Connie says fuck your feelings . . . oh wait, now she's feeling sad and wants the President of the United States to make it all better

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - “The days of worrying about feelings are over” - Trump voter now upset he’s rich while families can’t feed their kids

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - “The days of worrying about feelings are over” - Trump voter now upset he’s rich while families can’t feed their kids

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These aren’t leopard feasts. These are people that think he’s doing well, or at least doing what he can, and once he sees that they are not seeing relief he will address it immediately.  They’ll all vote for him illegally in 2028 if given the opportunity. 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Who are we kidding? When given a chance, these stupid motherfuckers will again vote for the rapist felon pedo. He fulfills their hatred. That cult's self preservation is hatred.

 

People who gleefully voted for arsonist now bitch about getting burned in the conflagration.  Also, they continue to send the arsonist more gasoline.

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Posted
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Who are we kidding? When given a chance, these stupid motherfuckers will again vote for the rapist felon pedo. He fulfills their hatred. That cult's self preservation is hatred.

 

they are happy to go down so long as they take everyone with em. inflation, billionaire tax cuts, killing sectors of the economy, wars, pedos, the list goes on and on. there is no room for any intelligent political discourse left. 

gaslighting for you, tiny American flags for everyone

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Posted
17 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Interesting about Argentina. They recently went through their own "maga" type xenophobia phase. The Musk DOGE nonsense was patterned after what Argentina's government did and Argentina has been a disaster. Very interesting to see them scraping taxes in desperation trying to reverse their stupid decisions by taking advantage of the US stupid decisions 

They don't have to scrape taxes. Trump is helping to bail them out so that he can REALY REALLY screw over soybean farmers, again.

This is funny beyond belief.

https://buenosairesherald.com/economics/us-treasury-announces-full-scale-bailout-to-argentina-bond-purchase-swap-and-credit-line

The U.S. Treasury announced on Wednesday it will grant a full-on bailout for Argentina, which includes the purchase of the country’s USD bonds, a stand-by credit line, and a US$20 billion swap with the Central Bank.

“The Trump Administration is resolute in our support for allies of the United States, and President Trump has given President Milei a rare endorsement of a foreign official, showing his confidence in his government’s economic plans and the geopolitical strategic importance of the relationship between the United States and Argentina,” Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent posted on X.

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Just now, crash_davis said:

Also we went DOGE and cut funding to everything fucking over US citizens. But let's give $20B to Argentina. 

The insanity WILL NOT STOP.

Was about to post this. The list of completely wasted tax money for this admin has to be batshit. 

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Posted
51 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

They don't have to scrape taxes. Trump is helping to bail them out so that he can REALY REALLY screw over soybean farmers, again.

This is funny beyond belief.

https://buenosairesherald.com/economics/us-treasury-announces-full-scale-bailout-to-argentina-bond-purchase-swap-and-credit-line

The U.S. Treasury announced on Wednesday it will grant a full-on bailout for Argentina, which includes the purchase of the country’s USD bonds, a stand-by credit line, and a US$20 billion swap with the Central Bank.

“The Trump Administration is resolute in our support for allies of the United States, and President Trump has given President Milei a rare endorsement of a foreign official, showing his confidence in his government’s economic plans and the geopolitical strategic importance of the relationship between the United States and Argentina,” Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent posted on X.

They scrapped export taxes on China to get them to purchase from them in a concession that the right wing xenophobic politics are full of shit. 

Now trump is bailing out their failing government because it's one of the few governments that went whole hog like maga. Trump can't stand to see it fail and get overthrown so he's propping them up. 

Our tax money would be more productive if, instead of having it garnished or sent to the government, we just converted it to cash and burned it for winter warmth. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

They voted because they hate immigrants and trans people. They are getting the ass raping, again, because the dipshit they voted for is in fact a fucking dipshit. Their hatred for brown and gay people overrides their fear of losing their livelihood. Plus last time the dipshit gave farmers welfare, I mean subsidies, for their ass raping. I guess they are expecting another free handout. Oh wait, they are receiving welfare in the big beautiful bill. Welfare is only bad if it's given to other people.

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On 9/25/2025 at 11:08 AM, crash_davis said:

Who are we kidding? When given a chance, these stupid motherfuckers will again vote for the rapist felon pedo. He fulfills their hatred. That cult's self preservation is hatred.

 

The course of the US is set. We're headed for the even shittier shit vortex of fascism.

That said, I'll take my small pleasures where I can get them. If I had a lead pipe while standing on the listing deck of a torpedoed ship and the captain of the U-Boat boarded to laugh at us; I'd still smash out his brains whether it saved my ship or not. If I was in a cage and the warden slid on some dogshit and fell into even more, I'd still laugh my ass off.

These people like watching pain? They've given me a taste for it as well. On with the leopard show!

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On 9/24/2025 at 8:44 AM, crash_davis said:

China would have bought 12-13 million tons from the U.S. for September-November shipment.

Is that a lot?

That sounds like a lot 

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If only the President could see this!

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Elections have consequences.

 

Wait wait that's too much change!

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - "We needed change. I don't know if we needed this much change" - Trump voter Denis Boucher

 

sandwiches? In this economy?

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - No more restaurant meals after triple trumping

 

Dave

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump fan shocked to find out supporting a real estate mogul results in giving banks more power and losing his house

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Trump fan shocked to find out supporting a real estate mogul results in giving banks more power and losing his house

 

Noted economist Ashley is confused by what she's seeing

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - She supported Republican efforts to cut waste and fraud in federal healthcare spending.

 

Cindy votes for Trump because she DOESN'T want a pedo in office. Oops

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - You were supposed to take their Medicare and Medicaid. Not mineeeeeeeee 😭

 

 

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Wait....Jerlee is paying THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS for a small three topping thin crust pizza?

Jerlee is either a fancy pants motherfucker, or dumber than a box of rocks.

A fancy-ass 3 topping pizza (yeah, thin crust) at Buffalina is $21.

And you can get a large with 3 or more toppings for $10 or so from pretty much any national chain:

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These people are too fucking stupid to be allowed to walk around in public.  They should be kept in a corral and fed oatmeal with a dump truck.

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1 hour ago, Foosters said:

sandwiches? In this economy?

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - No more restaurant meals after triple trumping

 

  

59 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....Jerlee is paying THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS for a small three topping thin crust pizza?

Jerlee is either a fancy pants motherfucker, or dumber than a box of rocks.

A fancy-ass 3 topping pizza (yeah, thin crust) at Buffalina is $21.

And you can get a large with 3 or more toppings for $10 or so from pretty much any national chain:

kxub4hnovzke1.jpeg

These people are too fucking stupid to be allowed to walk around in public.  They should be kept in a corral and fed oatmeal with a dump truck.

 

She must be friends with David Brooks

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/11/opinion/how-we-are-ruining-america.html?unlocked_article_code=1.pk8.JF1U.R-ZdnF0Cr6J0&smid=url-share

Who can forget ...

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Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.

 

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - "We needed change. I don't know if we needed this much change" - Trump voter Denis Boucher

 

As a weekend Vermonter I always love these. I wanted to dig in a little. I mean I totally get why Denis voted for an immigrant crack down, he lives 3 1/3 miles from the border.

 

THE CANADA BORDER!!!

From the article:

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Here's the family farm.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/fFmVANrYajHUSa5R6

 

Fucking idiot.

 

ideas what I should do if I ever see this shit in the store?

https://greenmountainbluecheese.weebly.com/

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7 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

  

 

She must be friends with David Brooks

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/11/opinion/how-we-are-ruining-america.html?unlocked_article_code=1.pk8.JF1U.R-ZdnF0Cr6J0&smid=url-share

Who can forget ...

 

As a weekend Vermonter I always love these. I wanted to dig in a little. I mean I totally get why Denis voted for an immigrant crack down, he lives 3 1/3 miles from the border.

 

THE CANADA BORDER!!!

From the article:

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Here's the family farm.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/fFmVANrYajHUSa5R6

 

Fucking idiot.

Haha, David Brooks being forced to face up to the emptiness of his understanding for anyone outside his bubble is one of my favorite NYT drinking games.  

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1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

Haha, David Brooks being forced to face up to the emptiness of his understanding for anyone outside his bubble is one of my favorite NYT drinking games.  

I could have used this one too

 

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - David Brooks should lose his job for this.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

I could have used this one too

 

r/WhitePeopleTwitter - David Brooks should lose his job for this.

Well shit... he is throwing out around $50 of veggies right there.  That's how a true MAGA eats!

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Sometimes the reality is a bit different when it hits

 

https://gizmodo.com/the-adl-defended-elon-musks-awkward-gesture-now-he-calls-it-a-hate-group-2000665034

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When Elon Musk gave two Nazi-style salutes the day President Donald Trump was inaugurated in January, the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) came to the billionaire’s defense, saying it was just an “awkward gesture.” But Musk clearly doesn’t have the same kind of affection for the ADL.

“The ADL hates Christians, therefore it is is a hate group,” Musk wrote in a tweet Sunday.

 

Clearly, Laurie needs some better FB friends

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Laurie's surprised Trump is sidestepping the Constitution

 

Its everyone's favorite Australian anti-Semite:

 

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Mel Gibson endorsed "Daddy" Trump in 2024. Now, Trump slapped 100% tariffs on movies filmed outside the US, including Gibson's new self-funded movie "Resurrection of the Christ."

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Mel Gibson endorsed "Daddy" Trump in 2024. Now, Trump slapped 100% tariffs on movies filmed outside the US, including Gibson's new self-funded movie "Resurrection of the Christ."

 

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

 

New Christ? Does that make the current Christ Christ Classic?

 

I think its just part II: "Jesus Christ: Now you See me, Now you Don't"

Posted
6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The Passion of the Christ wasn't enough?

I dunno...I'm kinda looking forward to the new saga, "The Second Coming: Christ's Vengeance," where Christ returns to earth, joins ICE, and beats the fuck outta mexicans to the cheers of angels who look a whole lot like various megachurch "pastors."

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno...I'm kinda looking forward to the new saga, "The Second Coming: Christ's Vengeance," where Christ returns to earth, joins ICE, and beats the fuck outta mexicans to the cheers of angels who look a whole lot like various megachurch "pastors."

Starring:  John Cena

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The Passion of the Christ wasn't enough?
Dude, that movie made Gibson richer than god. And that was decades before MAGA. He's gonna get non-stop free promotion from fox, oan, newsmax, etc. Plus dotard will likely require all school aged children to see it.

The GQP will buy out theaters in advance for weeks. It's going to make a billion dollars.


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