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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."

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4 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Reminded me of the cat attack video from the early days of the internet. 

 

A true top 10 internet classic. I laugh every single time it comes up. 

7 hours ago, RPM said:

 

 

Don't know why but the "Damn, son!" at the end gets me. No mames...

 

edit: trying to find out who owns the truck, I assume GCC but maybe not, anyway truck continued on after splitting the beer van and collided w/ 3 other vehicles before overturning. Driver of the cement truck was the fatality, reported that brakes failed.

 

https://kvia.com/traffic/2021/04/14/caught-on-video-runaway-cement-mixer-with-brake-failure-crashes-into-semi-trailer-on-transmountain-1-dead/

 

edit2, aftermath vid:

 

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In the vein of the lion attack videos on the previous page. Kick ass zebra  

 

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

In the vein of the lion attack videos on the previous page. Kick ass zebra  

 

boop

8 hours ago, nnm said:

In the vein of the lion attack videos on the previous page. Kick ass zebra  

 

Would make a good negged gif.

On 4/16/2021 at 4:44 PM, Message Board User said:

When the woman realizes Real Housewives is starting in 10 minutes and they forgot to set the DVR...

 

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On 4/16/2021 at 4:44 PM, Message Board User said:

When the woman realizes Real Housewives is starting in 10 minutes and they forgot to set the DVR...

 

Pretty sure those were just some good old boys.

Never meaning no harm.

28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Pretty sure those were just some good old boys.

Never meaning no harm.

A different pair of brothers, actually.

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On 4/16/2021 at 4:44 PM, Message Board User said:

When the woman realizes Real Housewives is starting in 10 minutes and they forgot to set the DVR...

 

That spotlight graphic was very helpful!

Saw a vid like that of a jaguar killing a croc/alligator last year.  Surprised me; it would have bet the other way. 

7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

That bad cat clamped down behind the lizard's head and it was over. 

I’m pretty sure that will be on @Uncle Boobs obituary and/or tombstone. 

3 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Carrying on with the theme of bad kitty

 

Leeeerrrrooooooyyy ... 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

 

Holy crap. Cat stayed locked on. Surprised either of them survived that. 

On 4/20/2021 at 6:33 AM, Davis Lane said:

Was it a boy or girl?

 

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33 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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wild!

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

Knew I didn't wanna watch that but did anyway. Yup, I'm an idiot.

I watched him pitch in the old stadium. Awesome. $5 bleacher seats, $4 beers is how I remember it. Met my wife (no pics) 30 years ago going to a game there. 

I watched him pitch in the old stadium. Awesome. $5 bleacher seats, $4 beers is how I remember it. Met my wife (no pics) 30 years ago going to a game there. 
I believe the seats cost $4! Sections 150-153 IIRC.
35 minutes ago, nnm said:

I watched him pitch in the old stadium. Awesome. $5 bleacher seats, $4 beers is how I remember it. Met my wife (no pics) 30 years ago going to a game there. 

I saw him pitch several times at old Arlington Stadium, including one time against the Angels when he had a no hitter going into the 8th inning (it would have been his 8th).  Dave Winfield broke it up with a single up the middle.  It was one of the most "electric" sporting events I have ever been to.  The crowd was going crazy. 

1 minute ago, Hate said:

I saw him pitch several times at old Arlington Stadium, including one time against the Angels when he had a no hitter going into the 8th inning (it would have been his 8th).  Dave Winfield broke it up with a single up the middle.  It was one of the most "electric" sporting events I have ever been to.  The crowd was going crazy. 

Oh yeah.  Well I helped his future DIL pass oceanography at UT.

Met her in class.  In retrospect, I'm not sure if it was her hotness or stories about spending the weekend at Nolan's ranch that did it, but I took quite a few notes for her when she skipped class.  I ended up getting a C; she got an A.  I'm guessing it was Reid Ryan's girlfriend/fiance.  It was the one that pitched at TX but transferred to TCU IIRC.

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Idiots commenting about the obscene wealth are too stupid to realize how many well-paying jobs the yachting industry has created around the world.
petty-ass virtue signalers

5 hours ago, Hate said:

I saw him pitch several times at old Arlington Stadium, including one time against the Angels when he had a no hitter going into the 8th inning (it would have been his 8th).  Dave Winfield broke it up with a single up the middle.  It was one of the most "electric" sporting events I have ever been to.  The crowd was going crazy. 

The best pitching performance I ever saw was Nolan getting a no-decision, 15-SO game against the White Sox. Just looked it up. August 17, 1990. Kenny Rogers was a reliever then and got the win when the Rangers won on a walk-off in the bottom of the 9th. https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/TEX/TEX199008171.shtml

I don’t remember much about the game because of the $4 beers. 

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Idiots commenting about the obscene wealth are too stupid to realize how many well-paying jobs the yachting industry has created around the world.
petty-ass virtue signalers

Something grinded your gears?

23 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Something grinded your gears?

Whatever floats my boat.

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Whatever floats my boat.

I didn't want this exchange to get this deep.

10 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Idiots commenting about the obscene wealth are too stupid to realize how many well-paying jobs the yachting industry has created around the world.
petty-ass virtue signalers

Brat is picking up his satire game. “Yachting industry.” Lol. Don’t forget about all the butlers and private jet flight attendants and giant diamond appraisers.

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Whatever floats my boat.

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On 4/25/2021 at 8:53 AM, Armybrat said:

Idiots commenting about the obscene wealth are too stupid to realize how many well-paying jobs the yachting industry has created around the world.
petty-ass virtue signalers

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On 4/24/2021 at 8:37 PM, Blotto said:

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If you've heard of the term knuckleball, but never actually seen it in slo-mo

 

Bunch of videos on YT with similar but from the outfield so not as impressive. I love a good clowning from a knuckleball pitcher.

On 4/25/2021 at 8:33 AM, Hate said:

I saw him pitch several times at old Arlington Stadium, including one time against the Angels when he had a no hitter going into the 8th inning (it would have been his 8th).  Dave Winfield broke it up with a single up the middle.  It was one of the most "electric" sporting events I have ever been to.  The crowd was going crazy. 

I was at that game. Think it was 91 and I was 8. Didn't realize what was happening because 8, but even I remember the crowd beginning to buzz later in the game. Some guy tried to buy my parent's ticket stubs. I remember none of the game, but there was some kind of medical emergency near us in the stands. We were sitting somewhere down the 3rd baseline.

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